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  • Pyar Me Barbaadi Na Karwa Lena Apni Mummy Ke Armaan Khaak Me Na Mila Dena, Jo Paise Ghar Se Sabji Laane Ko Diye Unse Recharge Na Karwa Lena.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Classical insult . . GIRL:- meri 1-1 saans pe 1-1ladkamarta hai. . . . . . . . . Boy:- to tum koi accha sa toothpaste istimaal kyo nahi karti..
    • 10 years ago



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  • BIWI : Wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho ? 10 saal pehle maine use shaadi ke liye inkaar kiya tha. Aur wo aaj tak pee raha hai. PATI : Baap re ......!! Itna lamba celebration!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy???????????????? guess ,guess bcs ladkiyan kabhi ladkon ko khush nahi dekh sakti
    • 10 years ago



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  • Saare Facebook members ko suchana: Kripaya kisi bhi joke ke peeche "Market me naya aaya hai jaldi fwd karo" ka tag laga ke Dimaag ka Dahi na kare. Hum Bhutiye nahi baithe. Hum ko pata hai kaunsa joke naya hai kaunsa purana. Aage se apne aap ko gandu sabit na kare. Dhanyawaad. Jaldi forward karo Ye market mein naya aya hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Call Me Fast . . Ek baat karni Hai . . Zaruri hai . . Pata tha Kanjus Niche aa jayega par call nahi karega. K..k
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1baar 1bike par 3 bache ja rhe the Tarafic police wale ne bike rokne k liye hath kiya, Itne me unme se 1 bola phale hi 3 bathe hai tu kha bathega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • eacher : How Old are You ? Student : Check the Register .. Teacher : Where are you from ? Student : Check in school Info.. Teacher : Whom do u love most Mom or Dad ? Student : Ask My Heart Teacher : Stupid where is your Heart ? Student : Ask your daughter!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: I Love you ? ? Boy: (Starts Running)......! . . . Girl: Why are u Running? . . . Boy: To update my Relationship status on Facebook.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gul ko gulab bana dete. Gulab ko kamal bana dete. Agar aap humse pyar karti to. Hum sayad aape gav main Delhi ka lal kila ya Agra ka Tajmahal banwa dete,??
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha- . . . dekh-dekh , padosh ki ladki ko dekh, wo tumhare sath padhti hai, . . . 1st aayi hai. . . . . . Boy- dekh-dekh kya dekh . . Usiko dekh-dekh ke to fail hua hoon. . .PA1
    • 10 years ago



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  • पानी आने की बात करते हो; दिल जलाने की बात करते हो; चार दिन से मुंह नहीं धोया; तुम नहाने की बात करते हो।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Research Says That: Girls Take 3 Days To Judge A Boy, Whether She Likes Him Or Not. But Boys Take Only Three Seconds..!! ... 1st Second: Kya Ladki Hai Yaar 2nd Second: Mast Hai Yaar 3rd Second: Bhai Mujhe Pyar Ho Gaya bhai
    • 10 years ago



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  • बच्चा क्लास में- मिस, मैं आपको कैसा लगता हूं? मिस- सो स्वीट। बच्चा- तो मैं अपने मम्मी-पापा को आपके घर कब भेजूं? मिस (गुस्से से)- वो किसलिए? बच्चा- हमारी बात आगे बढ़ाने के लिए। मिस- तुम पागल हो गए हो। कौन-सी बात? बच्चा- ट्यूशन की बात मिस। आप भी न, डेली सोप देख-देख कर पता नहीं क्या सोच लेती हैं।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zindgi me Kabhi Tention mat lena Bindas Ho k I Love u Kehna . Agar Gulab k badle Sandal Mile to . kehna Pyari Behana Sada Khush rhana
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy-Mere Ek Dost NeMere Phone Se Mere Hi GrlFrnd KaNumbr Chura Liya Frnd-Toh Ab Boy-Pagal Kal Se Khud Ki hi Behen Ko RomanticsMs Bhej RahaHe
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baniya: Kal tumhare mayke jane ke baad raat ko chor aa gaye. Unhone mujhe khub pita aur murga bhi bana diya. Wife: To kya aapne shor nahi machaya. Baniya: Mein kya darpok hu jo shor machaunga!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • (◦.◦) <) )> _/ /_ TUJHE YAAD NA MERI AAYE. . . . . . KISI SE AB KYA KHNA . . (◦.◦) <) )> _/ /_ WESE BHI MAI KOON SI LOONDIYA HU JO YAAD AAAUGA
    • 10 years ago



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