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1 Baccha Potty Krne Khule Me Gaya Waha 1 Pig Baitha Tha Pig Ko Dekhkar Baccha Waha Se Bina Potty Kiye Jane Laga PIG Chillaya > Saadda Haqq Etthe Rakkhh..;)

10 years ago

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Ek Aadmi Library Ja Ker Puchhta Hai Aadmi: “Sucide Karne Ke Tarike Wali Book Hai Kya?” Librarian Ne Use Ghoor Ker Dekha Aur Puchha: “Wapas Karne Kaun Aayega? Saale“

10 years ago

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Bahu : Maaji, Yeh Abhi Tak Nahi Aaye, Kahi Koi Ladki Ka Chakkar Toh Nahi Hai Unke ? . . . . . . Maaji : Are Kambakht Tu Toh Hamesha Galat Hi Sochti Hai, Ho Sakta Hai Ke Kisi Truck Ke Niche Aa Gaya Ho!

10 years ago

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अर्ज किया है -: मेरी किस्मत मेरी तकदीर हो गयी, . . मेरी किस्मत मेरी तकदीर हो गयी, . . . हमने उनकी याद में इतने ख़त लिखे कि वह ‘रद्दी’ बेचकर ही अमीर हो गयी.

10 years ago

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Koi pyar kehta hai, Koi mohabbat kehta hai aur Kuchh log bandgi kehte hain, Magar jis-se hum pyar karte hain, Usey hum apni zindagi kehte hain

10 years ago

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Saala Ajeeb System Hai.... Neend Ladki ko nahi aati, . . . . . . . . . . Aur Jaagna Boyfriend ko padta hai.. :

10 years ago

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I realized it today I will love you forever Even if you love me never I love you I really know, Because it’s so hard to let go…(GMS)

10 years ago

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Teacher: Shaadi ke waqt DULHE ko akele ghode par kyu bithaya jata hai..? Student: Last warning di jati hai ki. Abhi bhi waqt he “Bhaag Jaa”

10 years ago

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Paani Me Gira Rumaal To Rumaal Geela Hai Aasmaan Me Dekha To Wo B Neela Hai Mohabbat To Sab Karte Hain Par Mai Karu To Saala Character Dheela Hai.

10 years ago

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Papa: Beta Facebook Ke Baher Bhi Ek Duniya Hai. .! . . . . . . Beta: O Really Papa??? Jara Link To $end Karna Uska:-:-)

10 years ago

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Dunya ki 7 Suchaiyan 1- Aapki Ankhen Aapke Jism Ka Wo Hissa Hain Jisey Aap Sabun Se Dho Nhi Sakte. 2- Aap Apne Baal Nhi Gin Sakte. 3- Aapki Zaban Aapke Sare Danton Ko Nhi Choo Sakti. 4- Sirf Bewaqoof Log Point No.3 Try Karen Ge! 5- Aap Muskura Rahe Hain Kyun K Aap Ne Bhi Point No.3 Try Kia Hai! 6- Aap Hans Rahe Hain Kyun Ke Aap Bewaqoof Ban Chuke Hain. 7- Aap Is Msg Ko Aagey Fwd Kro Ge Kyun K Aap Maza Lena Chahte Ho, Doosron Ko Bewaqoof Bna Kr”

10 years ago

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School ka wo last day jab sari ladkiya saree me aati hai. We all have a feeling ki ye bhi itni sunder hai. School dress me pata hi nahi chala yaar.

10 years ago

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My Flower Printed Shirt Going To Shrnk 4rm My Waist. - - - - - Nai Samjh Aayi????? Professor Naseebo Laal Explains, " Meri Pholaan Waali Kurti Hoi Wakhiyaan Tu Tung Way " °•»•»•¨мaнι¨•«•«•°

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Jindagi behaal hai, Sur hai naa taal hai, Msgbox bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai, yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri, mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

10 years ago

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Patni:- Kitchen Se Ajji Sunte Ho Aajkl Mein Khubsurt Hoti Jaa Rhi Hu, Pati:- Tumne Kese Jaana, Patni:- Aaj Kal Meri Khubsurti Dekhkr Rotiya Bhi Jalne Lgi H....

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Husband : Jab mein aache clothes pehenkar bazaar jata hu to sabziwale sabzi mehngi dete hai. Jab gande kapde pehenkar jata hu to saste. Wife : Tum katora lekar jaya karo na, free me hi sabzi mil jayegi!

10 years ago

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Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan kahan se aaya? Husband : Mein khud paresaan hu nishan dekhkar. Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.

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Prfsor: zindgi bhr Ghalib ki ye aarzo rhi k us ki mehbooba k haseen zulfon se sharab k katray tapken or wo un qatron ko apne halaq me utar len Boy: sir agr us k baalon me jouwen hoti to Ghalib wo b halaq me utar lete prfsor: Ghalib ko ye arzoo apni mehboba se thi apki mehboba se nahi

10 years ago

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Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi. Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi? . . .Clasic Ans: , , , , Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi? baaaaat karti hai.

10 years ago

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भाई: बहन पानी दे दो।

बहन: खुद ले ले।

भाई: दे दो न।

बहन: दोबारा बोला तो थप्पड़ पड़ेगा।

भाई: जब थप्पड़ मारने आओगी तो पानी ले आना।

4 years ago

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