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Ek ladka ek ladki ko chhed rha tha Ladki-aapke ghar me maa bhen nhi hai kya?? Ladka-hai, bas aapki kami mehsoos ho rhi hai!! . . ladki-aapko meri kami mehsoos ho rhi hai? . . agar ye baat mere 5 bhaiyo ko pta chali toh aapke ghar walo ko aapki kami mehsoos hogii ;*chorii Haryana ki thi*

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Raju:-doctor mai roj ek bura sapna dekhta hu, ki 4 sunder ladkiyon se meri shadi ho rahi hai. . Doctor:-mager tum isse bura sapna kyon kahte ho? . Raju:-aapne kabhi itni ladkiyon ka khana pkaya ho to apko pata ho na.

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Agr Dunia ko kuch kr Dikhana h, To Sun meri bat Hathi k upar ulta khada hokr Foto khichwa, . Ab Foto ko ulta krke dunia walo ko dikha.!

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Sherni ke gharwalon ne haathi ka rishta kyun thukraya..? Socho? thoda sa aur socho socho socho Unka ghar ka apsi mamla hain "TUMHE KYA LENA HAI"

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Dil u Kisi pe aata nahi Pyar U Hi Kisi se Kiya Jata nahi Pyar Kiya to Dard To Hoga hi Q ki . YE Dard Moov Se b Jata nahi.

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Do students raat me padhai kar rahe the, 1st Student:-Yaar Time Kitna Ho Gya?? 2nd Student Ne Ek Patthar Uthaya Or Saamne Girls Hostel Me Fek Diya. . . . . . Waha Se Ek Ladki Aai Or Boli "Kamino Ab To Soo Jaao Raat Ke 2 Baj Rahe hai"

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Pati Patni Ki Ladayi Ho Rahi Thi Pati Ne Patni Se Puchha: “Kya Tumne Mujhe Kutta Kaha?” Biwi Ne Koi Jawab Nahi Diya Pati Ne Fir Se Puchha Biwi Fir Chupp Rahi Pati Ne Ek Baar Aur Puchha Biwi: “Nahi Kaha Aur Please Ab Bhonkna Band Karo“

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1 Admi TRAIN me chadne laga ki akashvani aayi Isme mat chad ye pataree se utar jayegi. PLANE me chadne laga Awaj aayi- Ye crash ho jayega. BUS me chadne laga Awaj aayi, Ye khaai mai gir jayegi. Admi (gusse se)-Kaun hai be? Awaz-GOD. Admi- Shadi k waqt Tumhara gala baith gaya tha kya?

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Tchr-How many planets r there? Santa- Mercury, Venus, Jupiter vagerah. Tchr- Aur batao? Santa- Aur bas sab badhiya! Mata raani ki kripa. Aap sunao. AWESOME

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Ek Ladke Ko Girls Hostel Mein Naukri Mil Gayi. Do Mahine Baad Hostel Ki Warden Ne Use Bulakar Kaha. Warden: “Tum Apni Salary Nahi Lene Aaye?” Ladka Chikhte Hue Bola: “Kyaaaaaa?, Salary Bhi Milegi?

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Ek engineering ke student ne hostel se apne father ko letter likha- NO MONEY, NO FUN, YOUR SON. . . . . . Jawab aaya- . . . . . How Sad, Very Bad, Your DAD.

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Modern wedding card "vighn karan amangal karan, Bhoot nath maharaj pratham Nimntran aapko sakal bigado kaaj" Alpjivi murkhanand weds Durbhagyakanshi kulakshmi Barat andheri raat me sunsan shahr se Gumnam shahr me jayegi. Sabhi manhoos logo ko suchit kiya jata ki Ve apni gandi shakl lekr shadi me Aane ki himmat na kre....... Date of marraige 30 feb 2014

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so sweet is ur SMILE so sweet is ur STYLE so sweet is ur VOICE so sweet is ur EYE see how sweetly I LIE!!

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;~.~; cute sms for girlfriend in hindi ;~.~; "LIPS" mirchi ki tarah, "GAAL" tamatar ki tarh, "Eyes" matar ki tarah, "FACE" kaddu ki tarah, Hey BHAGWAN ek pyara sa dost diya wo b sabji mandi ki Tarah.

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Girls poem: Phone mat kiya karo Dear, Mom hoti h near, Papa se lagta h fear Baat b hoti nahi clear, Isliye SMS karo Dear, Widout fear & very clear

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Bhojpuri ishq- Taj mahal kaun chiz ba, hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib, Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe, tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

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Sir - samundar me nibu ka ped ho to nibu kaise todenge student- chidiya banke .... Sir - aadmi ko chidiya tera bap banayega ..... Student- samundar me ped teri ma lagayegi ................ {kedari lacky}

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1 ladki rat me akeli or Ratt me itna sannata or 5 ldke uske piche, kya hoga? . . . . . . . . . Jaanne k liye dekhiye CID, Shukravar or Shanivar rat 10 bje sirf SONY par.

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Pyar mein duniya khoobsurat lagti hai, Dard mein duniya dushman lagti hai, Aap jaise dost jindgi mein ho toh Paani ki boonde bhi hume "HAYWARDS 5000" lagti hain...:)

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Aaj fir Banta ne Kamaal Kr diya.. BANK me jake So Gya. Q? Usne Board Par Padha > Yaha SONE par LOAN milta hai

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