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  • Santa: mere dadaji jab ghar aate hai to lathi ko bed par rakhte hai aur khud kone me jakar khade ho jate hai..... pappu: ye to khuch bi nai jab mere dada ji ghar par aate hai to bistar par thukte hai aur khud khidki se bahar kud jaate hai... Hahahaha:-D mohit
    • 10 years ago



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  • :heart_eyes::stuck_out_tongue:आलसी होने की हद तो देखें...

    संता (बेटे से): तुम एग्जाम देने क्यों नहीं गए?
    बेटा: पेपर टफ था।

    संता: बिना जाए तुम्हें कैसे पता कि पेपर टफ था?
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    बेटा: पेपर दो दिन पहले ही लीक हो गया था!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Ldkiya 2typ ki hoti h 1boring-jo dhup me chata le kr jati h 2intresting-jo baris k din jan buj k white dres pahan kar chata ghar bhul jati h
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha- Dekh dekh us ladki ko dekh Wo tere sath padti hai or 1st aayi hai, Boy-dekh dekh kya? Usi ko dekh dekh k to fail hua hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Phir Chupke Se Yaad Aa Gaya Koi, Mere Aankho Ko Phir Rulaa Gaya Koi, Kaise Uska Shukria Aada Karen, Mujh Naacheez Ko Shayar Bana Gaya Koi!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai, Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai, Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro, Jab Girlfriend Se Shadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ekk Ladki Ko Ladke Wale Dekh Kar Jaten Hai, then Ladki Ki Maa Ladki Se Puchti Hai. . . Maa: “ Beti, Ladka Pasand Aya..........?” Beti:“ Ladka To Theek Hai, Par Thoda Chota Hai. ” . . . . Maa:“Beti , TV 14 Inch Ka Ho Ya 29 Inch Ka, Remote To 7 Inch Ka Hi Hota Hai. jo smjh gya thoko like
    • 10 years ago



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  • LADY- I want to learn tennis.!! Coach- No problem mam… Just hold this racket as u hold ur husband pe..s Lady- Ok.. Coach- No No mam…. get the racket out of ur mouth!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pehle Wo Meri Gf Thi . Mai Bolta Tha Wo Sunti Thi . Phir Wo Meri Mangetar Bani, . Wo Bolti Thi Main Sunta Tha . Jab Wo Meri Biwi Bani . Hum Dono Bolte Hai . Mohalla Sunta Hai... :P :O :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi JYOTISHI Se:- Maharaj Meri SHADI Kyo Nhi Ho Rhi Hai? , , JYOTISHI:~kyoki Tumhari Kundali Me SUKH~HI~SUKH~Likha Hai,,,,,,,
    • 10 years ago



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  • Nokrani:-Madam Apke Bete Ne Machar Kha Lia Madam:-Toh Jaldi Se Docter Ko Bulao. Nokrani:-Ab Darne Ki Koi Baat Nahi Maine ALL OUT! Pila Diya H. Smile.
    • 10 years ago



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  • *Boys Mentality* Ye Jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi Hai, Zmane Mai Laga Dunga, Uski Doli Jo Uthi. To, TO, koi baat nhi Talented hoon dusri pta lunga
    • 10 years ago



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  • 8 yers ka bachha phul lekar ladki k paas gaya. Ladki ne use kiss kar diya wo BHAGNE LAGA to ladki ne pucha- kya hua? Bachha:- GULDASTA lene ja raha hu...,
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: "Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai, iska Naam Kya Hai?" . . Waiter: "Yeh to " Deep Raj "Hai." . . Girl: "Yeh Mujhe 1 Ghante Se Pareshan Kar Raha Hain." . . Waiter: "Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Raha Hai." . . . Girl: "Yahi To Pareshanii Hai." Moral: Duniya Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Ladka Pepsi Samne Rakh Ke Udas Baita Tha . . Dost aaya Pepsi Pee liya aur pucha Yaar tu Udaas Q Hai......?? .. Dost bola Yaar Aaj ka Din hi Bura hai. . . Subah GF Se Jhagda Ho gaya, Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi. 0ffice Late Pahuncha To Boss ne Naukri Se Nikal Diya. . . Ab Suicide K Liye Pepsi Me ZAHER Milaya Wo Bhi tu Pee Gya.. .. Hit like for kaminey frnds....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Classes- Bardasht. Attendance- Hera pheri. Class room- No entry. Teacher- Janidushman. Exam- Evil dead. Examiner- Don. Frnd during paper- Hum aapke hai kaun? Viva- Encounter. Marking- Andha kanoon. Exam time- Qayamat. Cheating- Lage raho munna bhai. Question paper- Ek paheli. Answer paper- Kora kagaj. Result- Sadma. pass- Chamatkar. Fail- Devdas. Future- Na tum jano na hum.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 admi ka mobile toilet me gir gya tbhi toilet devi prakat hui ar 1 golden color ka mobile usey deney lagi. tab vo admi bola ki nhi mera mobile soney ka nhi tha devi ; abey gadhey dho ley isey ye tera hi hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Munna Bhai Ne Kaha Hai: Life Mein Teen Cheezon Ke Peeche, Kabhi Nahi Bhaagne Ka, Bole To Bus, Train Aur Ladki, Bole To Inpe Sidha Chad Jaane Ka.
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक लड़की घर से भाग गई और तीन दिन बादवापस लौटी। लड़की के पिता गुस्से में बोले, ‘अब क्या लेने आई है?’ लड़कीने जवाब दिया, ‘पतली पिन वाला चार्जर।’
    • 10 years ago



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