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1 Pathan Ne Kaprre Ki Dukan Kholi Usi Mein Property Ka Kaam Shuro Kar Dia Aur Tandor Bhi Lgaya Aur Pata Hai Dukan Ka Naam Kya Rakha ? Roti Kapra Aur Makan Sub De Ga Ye Pathan.....

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Son:kal papa Nokrani ko bed pe Lita k... Mom:Ruko papa k samne bolo PAPA AATE HI Son-papa Nokrani k sath wahi kr rhe the Jo Varma uncle apke sath krte hai.

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1 candy hoti h Rs 1 ki, 1 gulab hota h Rs 10 ka, 1 car hoti h Rs 5 Laakh ki, Lekin. 1 dost hota hai "ARBO KA" Bde mehnge ho yaar! msg karoge ya bech du..

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Waqt thoda hai paas mere, par bahut kuch abhi karna baaki hai, Wo jakhm jo apno ne diye use abhi bharna baaki hai, Teri dosti ki aadat si pad gayi hai mujhe, kuch der tere saath chalna baki hai, Shamshan me jalta chod kar mat jana, varna ruh kahegi ki ruk ja... abhi tere Yaar ka Dil jalna baaki hai.

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Ek sach- Bahut time pehle 2 Lovers ne suside krne kaplan kiya. Ladka pehle jump maar k pani me kud gya lekin Ladki nhi kudi. Tb se hi"Ladies First" ka Rule H.....!!

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Woh ye kehti huwi mjhy chhorr gai "Faraz" Tery KAM e nai mukdy tu piyar ki krna a (,")/ 0oh Ruk Ja /)) Jan Sirf _/ /_MAJ nu Pathay panay reh gy nae °•»•»•¨мaнι¨•«•«•° B¡LÅL_03026439003

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Teacher : Agar Koi Moti Larki Palat Ke Wapas Aye Toh Iss Sentence Ko English Me Kiya Kahenge ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pappu : GOL MAAL RETURNS

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BIMAARI In Bollywood Style.. :-D 1. Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat bhar Dhuwaan Chale= FEVER. 2. Tadap Tadap K Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi= HEART ATTACK 3. Bidi Jalayile Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai= ACIDITY. 4. Tujhme Rab Dikhta Hai Yaara Main Kya Karu= MOTIYABIND. 5. Tujhe Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kahna= MEMORY LOSS. 6. Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole=MIRGI. 7. Juda Hoke Bhi TU Mujhme Kanhi Baaki Hai= LOOSEMOTION.! :-P

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Aur A Gam Bardast Nai Hota, Ap Ka Aisa Hal Dekh Ke Ab Aur Nahi Sakta, Kaise Sahelu Is Gam Ko, Isi Lie 5$ Vaje He Sabun Khadin Ne K Lie, Kyun K Tm Ko Kapde Dhone Wale Sabun S Nahane Ko Dekh, Me Aur Sahe Nahi Sakta,

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Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse Jyada Bole Jate Hain ? STUDENT: Mujhe Nahi Pata…. Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao..!

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Ek clinic k aage lambi line thi, Ek aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta , par log use pakad k piche phek dete. Aadmi : lage raho saalo ! aaj clinic hi nahi kholunga.....

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Pyar mein duniya khoobsurat lagti hai, Dard mein duniya dushman lagti hai, Aap jaise dost jindgi mein ho toh Paani ki boonde bhi hume "HAYWARDS 5000" lagti hain...:)

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Aaj tak ka hamara sabse bada khulaasa:- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 90% ladkiyon ke account unke premi chalate hain... :D

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Fun madam-jisne 1st lession yaad kiya wo mere hathn pe kiss kare, or 2 lession wale gal pe kiss kare 1 baccha - madam bister bichha lo? kyuki muje puri book yaad he.

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Nargis se ek program main kisi ne sawal poocha: Aap subah uth k sab se pehle kya kaam karti hain?? . . . . Nargis: Apnay ghar jati hoon..!

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1 ladki rat me akeli or Ratt me itna sannata or 5 ldke uske piche, kya hoga? . . . . . . . . . Jaanne k liye dekhiye CID, Shukravar or Shanivar rat 10 bje sirf SONY par.

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Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai? Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.

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Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya, Mai ghar pahucha aur bell bajai, Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola, Wo bahut sundar thi, Muskura k boli aap bahut smart ho, Abhi ghar par koi nahi hai. Mai akeli hu, Mai muskraya aur, Apni bike ki taraf wapas janelaga, To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gayi aur, Meri sharafat ki tareef kartehuey, Mujhe gale lagaya aur kaha, Hum ko rishta manzur hai. Ab mai kya batau? Ki Mai to bike ko lock karneja rha tha...

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Uljhan Agar koi Aa Jaye toh Humse na Chhupana,Sath na de Zuban toh Aankho se batana,Har kadam par saath hein Hum Aapke,DOST banaya hai toh HAQ Zaroor Jatana.

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Girl to Swami- Mujhe Bhavishya dekhna sikhao Swami- Kapde utaro aur Ghodi ban jao Girl- Bas swaami ji – Dikh Gaya Swami- Dekha Dikhne laga n bhavishya

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