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  • "Pados mein kya chal raha he? "Birthday hai" "Kiska?" "Tuyu ka." "Tuyu?" "Ha! Sunai to kuch aisa hi de raha hai... - Happy Birthday Tuyu!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jaaniye apne pyaar ki gahraai. Likhe-LOVE APNA NAAM APNE PARTNER KA NAAM Or Bhej dijiye Apne PAPA ke number pe fir Wo batayege pyar ki ghraai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Funy poetery yeh kah kar chor gaya rani ko raja wah wah wah yeh kah kar chor gaya rani ko raja Double sawari tey pabendi a tou vaigen tey aja
    • 10 years ago



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  • ><(((:> ><(((:> <:)))>< ><(((:> ><(((:> <:)))>< ><(((:> Thodi Machliya Bhej Rahe Hai Hamne Suna H K Apka DIL Dariya h Tairti rahengi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Couple ek Art Gallery me Paintings dekh rahe the... Wife ne dekha ke husband ka dhyan sirf ek hi painting pe hai jo ek Ladki ki thi jiski body Patto (tree leaves) se dhaki hui thi. Wife ne apne husband se kaha: Ghar chalna hai, yaa Hawa chalne ka wait kar rahe ho?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pagal chinese se tum american ho? chinese:nai mai chainese hu. pagal:nhi tum american ho. chinese gusse me: ha mai american hu. pagal: lagte to chinese ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Introduces His Family :- 1.) Ye Meri Biwi GOOGLE KAUR Ek Sawal Pucho To Das Jawab Deti Hai 2) Ye Mera Beta FACEBOOK SINGH Ghar Ki Har Baat Poore Muhalle Tak Pahuchata Hai 3) Aur Ye Meri Beti TWITTER KAUR. Pura Muhalla Raat Din Ise Follow Karta Hai 4) Aur Main Hu santa urf ORKUT SINGH Ab Mujhe Koi Puchta Hi Nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kaha milega Salesman : Pata nahi Nepali : Saab ji TV me ad to isi dukan ka hai. Salesman : Abey ye sham singh nahi, SAMSUNG hai!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pujari Apni Patni Ka Monthly Checkup Karvane Doctor Ke Paas Gaya, Checkup Hone Ke Baad Doctor Bola, Doctor: “Pujariji Aapki Biwi Maa Banne Wali Hai” Pujariji Gehri Soch Mein Pad Gaya. Doctor Pujariji Ko Hilate Hue: “Kya Hua?” Pujari Sochte Hue Bola: “Soch Raha Hoon, Ye Gupt Daan Kon Kar Gay
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zindgi ka pahla pyar kaun bhulta hai ye pahli br hota hai jb koi kisi ko khud se badhkar chahta hai, Uski pasnd uski khwahish me khud ko bhul jata hai, Hota hai itna khubsurt pehla pyar to na jane kyu aksar adhura reh jata hai..?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Psychology ka practical ho raha tha. Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di. Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka. Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki. Chuha Roti ki trf lapka. Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga. Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h. Itne me last row ki bench se awaz aai Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..! Backbenchers Rockz
    • 10 years ago



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  • Apki Kahani Meri Jubani :- Apke pas dimag hai, Chalta nahi alag baat hai, Aap smart ho, Koi manta nahi alag baat hai. Aap shareef ho, Lagte nahi alag baat hai. Kaafi izzat hai aapki, Koi karta nahi alag baat hai. Aapki beizzati ho rahi hai, Phir bhi msg padh rahe ho, Kya baat hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife- aapki phli wife kaise mari? Pati- zahar khane se . Wife- aur WO dusri wali .. Pati- use goli maarni paid. Wife- kyu. Pati- kyuki WO zahar nhi kha rhi rhi....
    • 10 years ago



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  • TEACHER: Wo konsa Department hai jis me Aurat kaam nhi kar sakti..??? : : : Pappu: FIRE BRIGADE.. : : : : Teacher: Kyon : : : : : : : PAPPU: kynki Aurton ka kaam Aag lagana hai bujhana nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Insan Me “1″ Cheez Nahi Hai, Wo Hai ? “SABAR” “1″ Cheez Farishton Me Bi Nahi Hai, Wo Hai ? “TAKABUR” “1″ Cheez QURAN Me Bi Nahi Hai, Wo Hai ? “JHOOT” Or Aapko Pata Hai K “1″ Cheez ! JANAT Or DOZAKH Me Bi Nahi Hai, Wo Hai ? . . . . . . . “MOUT” . Remind This Beautiful Information.......
    • 10 years ago



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  • ere mobile ko sardi lag gai hai. SAMSUNG Hospital k MOTOROLA Ward me hai. Dr.NOKIA Ka khna hai ki Sms ki botale chaiye. plz send sms kyoki MOBILE ICU Me hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Narad muni dharti par bear pine aaye, 12 botal pine ke baad, Waiter bolo - aapko chadti kyo nhi..? Narad bole - mai bhagwan hu.. Waitar bola - chad gayi saale ko..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aisi konsi baat hai jo RAWAN akele me kar sakta hai par RAM nahi??? GROUP DISCUSSION! :(:(:(:(:):):):) <{:}= _/ \_
    • 10 years ago



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