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  • log kehte hai ki 16,000/- ya 17,000/- ka royal paint lagaye to ghar rangeen dikhta hai. . . . . . . . . . Are pagal 160/- wali 4 Kingfisher piyo, sara shehar rangeen dikhega..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bank robber bank me sher farmate he. jo nasib me hoga wo milega. jo nasib me hoga milega. Hands up koi apni jaghe ni hilega. By - jagdish lodha
    • 10 years ago



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  • waiter: ur bill sir. boy: take my card waiter: but sir this is student card boy: tu phir baher kya mazaak me likha hy ”ALL CARDS ACCEPTED
    • 10 years ago



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  • sir=Smundar Me Nimbu ka ped Ho To Tum Kese Todoge ? Student=Chidiya Bankar. Sir=Admi ko Chidiya tera Baap Banayega? Student=Samundar Me ped apka Baap Lgayega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kamyabi hoslo se milti hai...Or hosle dosto se milti hai... Or dost muqdrwalo ko milte hai .., isliye nalayko meri qadar kiya karo ... Kamyabi tumhare kdam chumegi..,.........
    • 10 years ago



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  • HoSpital me sare Pagal Ro Rahe te 1 Pagal Chupchup Soya tha.Doctor N Pucha-Tum Q Shanti se Soye ho? Pagal-Bewakuf,mai mar chuka hu Isliye to sab Ro rhe hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • When i call my girl friend and she doesn’t answer its not a big deal… But When my girl friend call me and I dont answer its like world war III ….:P:P
    • 10 years ago



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  • After exam: Student of Baroda: Paper Hard Hatu, Rajkot: Paper Bakvas Hatu, Surat: Paper Selu Hatu, Pan Ahmedabad: Paper Gayu Tel Leva, Baju Ma 6okari Mast Hati.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kIya “I MissU” Bohat dair sochne k baad pathan ne jawab diya: “Ok, mujhe manzoor hai, “I Student U.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu :Jyotishi key paas kundli dikhane gaya: Jyotish - Tera naam Pappu hai ? Pappu - Ji Jyotish - Teri biwi ka naam dolli hai? Pappu - ji Jyotish - teri 2 beti hain ? Pappu - ji Jyotish - tune abi 10 kg chawal kharide hain ? . Pappu - aap to antaryami hain maharaj. Jyotish - dafa ho jao yaha se. Aur Agli bar kundli lana, ration card nahin.::D By - www.FreshSMS.in
    • 10 years ago



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  • :angel:.. Bacha: मम्मी आप तो कहते थे कि परी उड़ती है ..........फिर अपनी पड़ोसन आंटी क्यों नहीं उड़ती????!!!

    मम्मी : उस बंदरिया को परी किसने कहा??

    बच्चा :डैडी ने . . .
    मम्मी: तो फिर ....बेटा आज उड़ेगी ....वो भी और तेरा Baap भी....:smile::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pati thaka hara ghar aaya aur pani ek glash manga . . . . . . . . . . Biwi aap ko dikhnehi raha he me mehendi laga rehi hun@bichara pati
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy 2 Girl- tumhara naam kya hai? . . Grl- meena, or tumhara? . . Boy- kamina. . . Grl- jhut mat bolo. . . . Boy- le.! Tu 5 min pass me baith k dekh le... Tu isi naam se bulaaegi.. .. Hahahah Boys rocks
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy :"Jaan,tumhara naam apne haath pe likhu ya dil pe ? . . . . . Girl :"Idhar udhar kyo likhtey ho . . . Agar sacha pyar krte ho to apni property k papers par likh do . . . Boy :"Oo teri . . Yaar ye ladkiyan kitne chalak hogyi hai star plus dekh ke...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teachr- "main teri jaan nikal dungi" iski english kya hogi..?? . . . . Santa- English ki aisi tesi, Tu saali haath laga k to dikha.. !!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maa: Aaj school se itni jaldi aagaye Son: Machar maara to teacher ne chutti de di Maa: Aisa kyu? Son: Machar teacher k gaal per betha tha..
    • 10 years ago



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