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Excellent Mind Masoom Chehra Mithi Aawaz Khubsurat Aankhe Perfect Personality Khushmizaj Andaz Ye To Hui Meri Baat Or Batao Aap Kaisy Ho

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God- What Ur Wish? Student- Plz Mujhe Meri School Life Louta Do.. God- Beta, Maine Tumhe Wish Mangne Ko Kaha "JANNAT" Nahi..!

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Truth :P Ladkiyo ki scooty pe bhale 2 ki jagah 4 brakes hi lagwa do . . . ... . . . . . . . Rokti pairo se hi hai .... xP xD

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Boss- Ek Accha Mirror Leke Aao Jisme Muje Mera Chehra Dikayi De GOLU-Mai Sab Dukan Gaya Par Sub me Mere Hi Chehra Dikha!!

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Boy: Me tumhara mobile dekh sakta hon? Girl: Han Q nai, Just a mint Inbox delete, Sent item delete, Call history delete Ye lo dekhlo Tumhe tu mujh par trust hi nai hai.

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Badi muddat ke baad aaj phone pr uski aawaj suni toh........... dil ne dhadkte huye kha........ jaldi yaad kr kon si wali h ......

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Girl Apny Boyfriend Se Main Maa Banny Wali hon! BOY: Naheeeee GIRL: . . . . Abey . . . . . . . Sun to ley Tere Baap Ney Mujhe Propose kia hai, Mai teri Maa Banne Wali Hun :D :p

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GIRLS Ki Shopping : . . : : : Inhe Kharidna Kuch Nahi Hota Bas Ye Dekho, Wo Dekho, Oh Ye Kya Hai??, Waow Wo Kya Hai??, Ye Kitne Ka Hai??, Wo Kitne Ka Hai?? 5 Ghante Sirf Ghoom KarApna Dupatta Peeko Karwa Kar Aur Gol-Gappe Kha Kar Chali Aati Hain, Aur Facebook Per Status Daalti Hain, "Shopping At Mall, Enjoying A Lot" ;) :P :D djsumit

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18 Yrs Old Boy :- Will U Be My Girlfriend? 18 Yrs Old Girl :- Get Lost! No! . . . . . 5 Yrs Old Boy :- Will U Be My Girlfriend? . 18 Yrs Old Girl :- OMG! U R So Cute, (^_^) Yes, Yes, I Will! . . . . . Hey Bhagwan Ye Kaisi Leela Hai Tumhari.

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Socho agar Doctor film banate to Filmo ke naam kya hote- kabhi khaasi kabhi jukham., kaho na bukhaar hai, TB NO 1, Hum blood de chuke sanam, Rehna hai Ab Hospital me, Bachna Ae marijo, Dil to kamjor hai, Ek hasina do kidni, Ajab marijo ki gajab bimari..

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Wife : T.V. par Match dekh rahi thi, Husband smart banke aaya or Bola- DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU.., Tabhi wife Zorse Chillayi ChakkAAAA.!!!!

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Doctor Ki Shaadi Kuch Iss Tarah Se Honi Chahiye, . Ki Lage Ki Doctor Ki Shaadi Hai. . Baarat Ambulance Mein Jaaye... . Shaadi Hospital Mein Ho...!! . Photo Ki Jagah X- Ray Liya Jaaye... . Aur Khaane Mein Vitamin - C Ki Goli Di Jaaye...!! . Mehmaano Ko Chai Ya Cold Drink Ki Jagah GLUCOSE&ORS Diya Jaaye...!! . Dulhe Ke Gale Mein Haar Ki Jagah "Stethscope" Lagaya Jaaye...!! . Aur Maza To Tab Aaye Jab Doctor Shadi Ke Baad Bole . "NEXT PLZ".! By-rahul

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Hum Sath Marne Ka Soch Kar Dariya me Kud Gaye . Uppar Pahuch K Farishte Ne bataya . . . . . Beta teri wali to swiming champion thi

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ISHQ me DAULAT saari na LUTA dena** . Mummy papa k ARMAAN khaak me na mila dena . . .Ghar se mile h paise SABZI liye BETA ** . Bazar ja kr girlfrnd ka Rchrge na kra dena :S By - sonal shri

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1 Bus chali Jhatka laga 1srdr 1ladki par ja gira Ladki boli-badtamiz kya kr rahe ho? Sardar-Ji Punjab University se B.A.Final..& WHAT ABT U!

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Girl: Bhaiya Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane Hai.. Mobile Shop Wala: Memory Card Hai Kya ?? Girl: Memory Card To Nahi Hai, Rasan Card Ya Aadhar Card Chalega Kya???

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Pappu ki hui master se ladai… Master ne ki pappu ki pitai… Pappu ka garam hua khoon. gaya kabristan aur master ka photo taang kar likh diya. “COMING SOON”

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Agar 1 akela TEACHER sare subject nahi padha sakta TOH aisi ummid kyu karte hai ki 1 student sare subject padhe? "JAGO Students JAGO"

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Girl:- Hu mari jaav to.? Boy:- To hu Gando thai javu. Girl:- Tu beeji chokri ne prem kare kharo.? Boy:- Are Gandi, GANDO to game te kare.!!

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Love V/s Daaru- . Love- Pagal Banata Hai. Daru- Mood Fresh Karti Hai. . Love- Me Neend Nahi Ati Hai. Daru- Pee Kar Neend Ach6i Ati Hai. . . Love- Me Date Ke 2000/- Daru- 1 Botle K 350/-. . . Love- Me Sabki Suno. Daru- Pee Kar Sabko Sunao. . . . . Faisla Aapke Haath Me. . Piyo Sir Utha Ke..... . . Jiyo Ladkhadake..... . . Via ....b-boy gank

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