Funny Jokes

Teri dosti me kuch aisi bat hai har waqt teri yad mere sath hai . dil chahta he tmko tumse churalu . par mummy kehti hai chori krna buri baat hai.

10 years ago

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Collage mai 1 ladki ki jeens ki chain khulli thi. 1 ladka ne bola,madam apki TAJMAHAL ka darwaja khula hai, jaldi se band kijiye mera KUTUBMINAR hillll rah hai.

10 years ago

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Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha! Wife romantic hokar: Kuch karne ka irada hai kya? . Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola: Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!! Kameenii !!!

10 years ago

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Narak me bahut sare log Maza kar rahe the. GOD: Ye log naark me bhi aish kar rahe hain.. Yamraj: hostel wale hain. Saale Kahin bhi Set ho jaate hain!!:

10 years ago

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Boy :- I heared you failed in english? . . . . . . . Girl :- who telled you? it is unpossible, I sawed the result yesterday, I passed away, Boy :- ok bye !! . Girl :- Bye bye, God blast you, Boy :- Bas kar pagli rulayegi kya. By: Dj Sumit Bhagalpur

10 years ago

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*Facebook addiction* "Aapka beta kya karta hai?" - "JiB.Tech kar li. Ab Page admin hai aur memes bnaata hai " Aur aapki beti?" - "CA clear nahi hua. Aaj kal to DPs badalti hai "

10 years ago

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Husband Aur Wife Mein Baat Cheet Band Thi, Subah Husband Ko Jaldi Jaana Tha.. Usne Raat Ko Paper Par Likha: Mujhe Subah 5 Baje Utha Dena . . Aur Paper Wife Ke Takiye Ke Paas Rakh Diya.. . . . Subah 8 Baje Jab Utha To Dekha Uske Upar Bahut Saare Paper Pade The Aur Sab Par Likha Tha, "Uth Jao 5 Baj Gaye" "Pls Uth Jao, Warna Late Ho Jaaoge"

10 years ago

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लड़की को लड़का देखने गया। कुछ देर चुप रहने के बाद लड़की से पुछा "इंग्लिश हैंडल कर लेती हो क्या ?" लड़की (शर्माते हुए) : "नमकीन की जगह पनीर या चिकन टिक्का हो तो देशी भी हैंडल कर लेती हूँ "

10 years ago

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संता :necktie: एक बड़ी कंपनी में इंटरव्यू देने गया ,

बॉस – बधाई :clap: हो, आप को सलेक्ट कर लिया गया है ,

आपकी सैलरी पहले साल 6 लाख /साल होगी,

फिर अगले साल बढाकर 10 लाख /साल कर दी जाएगी ,

संता बैग उठा के जाने लगा :flushed: ,

बॉस -क्या हुआ ? संता – मैं अगले साल ही आऊंगा बॉस बेहोश :smiley::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::joy:

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Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy., Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. Teacher: Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..??? ; , Pathan: Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti Teacher shocked… :

10 years ago

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GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi Na tere jane ka gum Ja Dusri pata lenge hum Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM........................

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Chinki Party Me Ek Ladke Se, Kya Ap Mere Face Se Ek Cheez Hata Sakte Ho? Ladka Khush Hokar Bola- Kya?? Chinki- Apni Kutte Jaisi Nazar.

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Facebook ek Mandir hai . Page ek Murti hai Status prasad hai . status Update karne wala Pujari hai . status padhne wala bhagthai . status padhke"LIKE" na kare .... Wo mandir k baharbaitha BIKHARI Hai

10 years ago

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(◦.◦) <) )> _/ /_ TUJHE YAAD NA MERI AAYE. . . . . . KISI SE AB KYA KHNA . . (◦.◦) <) )> _/ /_ WESE BHI MAI KOON SI LOONDIYA HU JO YAAD AAAUGA

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Teacher - Agar tumhara dost or gf Kashti me doob rahe ho to Tum kise bachaoge..? . . . . . . . . . Student - Marne do dono ko.!. . . . . Teacher- kyu.? . . . . . Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein kar kya rhe the.

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Kisi Ke Paas Waqt Nahi Kisi KeJawab Ka. Zindagi Lage Jaise Koi Sawal HoHisab Ka. Disturb Karne Ke Liye Maaf Karna. Makshad Tha Puchhana Kya HaalHai Apka.

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"ALOK NATH IN DHOOM 4 . . . Bande Hain Hum Sanskari Hum Pe Kiska Zor, Sanskaro Ke Suraj Nikle Charon Aur. . . Irade Hain Kanyadaani Kanyadaani Har Kadam, Apne Haathon Kanyadaan Karne Aaj Chale Hain Hum.

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Agar 1 akela TEACHER sare subject nahi padha sakta TOH aisi ummid kyu karte hai ki 1 student sare subject padhe? "JAGO Students JAGO"

10 years ago

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Badi muddat ke baad aaj phone pr uski aawaj suni toh........... dil ne dhadkte huye kha........ jaldi yaad kr kon si wali h ......

9 years ago

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Kab Tak Mera Dil Dukhao Gi? Kab Tak Pait Bhar K Fast Food Khao Gi? . Darling Isi Tara Khati Raho Gi To Mujhse Phasne Se Pehle Darwaze Main Phas Jaogi..

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