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  • *Hr Biwi Ki Dua* Ya Khuda Mere shohar Ko Taraki DE . Dolat de Bangla De . Mujhe Ku ch Ni Chahiye Tu Sab Mere shohar Ko .de . . . BAKi. ...US se lena mera kaam.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aadmi ka Dil Bahut bada hota hai, Aur Aurat ka Bahut Chhota Dilhota hai.!! Proof.. Aurat k Dil me Sirf Uske Lover aur Pati k liye hi Jagah hoti hai! But Aadmi ka Dil itna Bada hota hai ki Usme Lover Dost ki Lover Biwi ki dost Saamne wali Bajuwali Uparwali Neechewali Sabjiwali Doodhwali Kapdewali Saali Kaamwali Bhai Ki Saali aur Thodi bahut PATNI k liye bhi Jagah hoti hai.!!!.:p =D :D Sach me, Aadmi ka Dil Samundar hota hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do! Abba Ne Kaha Night Package Chor Do! Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor Do! Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Do! Aur Aik Din Aayega Jab Girlfrnd K Bachey Bolengey.. Maamu Ab To Hamari Ammi Ka Peecha Chor Do!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dangerous Dosti: Mai Ghar Late aaya toh Dad ne Pucha: "Where were you?" Maine kaha: "Friend ke Ghar par tha." Dad ne Mere hi Saamne Mere 10 Friends ko Call Kiya. 4 ne Kaha: "Haan Uncle, Yahin par tha." 2 ne Kaha: "Abhi Just Nikla hai." 3 ne Kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, Padh Raha hai, Phone du Kya?" 1 ne to hadd hi Kar Di, Kaha: "Haan Pappa Bolo Kya Hua""
    • 10 years ago



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  • How to kill a - BOYYYYYY.....?? . . . . Just give him a mobile with lots of beautiful Gals mobile number. . Then Lock him in a place with "No - NETWORKKKKK coverageeee .... :D ... How to kill a - GIRLLLLLLLL..?? . . . . Give her a beautiful dress, nice jewellerys, costly cosmetics. Then, lock her in a room without a Fuckiinnggg " - MIRRORRRRRR -.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladka Universty me Larki se:" Aap ka Name?? . . Ladki Ghussey se:" Mujhey sab Bahen kehtey hain.. . . . . . . . . Larka:" O Accha to aap hain wo jiski waja se sab mujhey jeeja ji jeeja ji Kehtey hain.. Hahahahaha Boys Thoko Like
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Ldka lagatar ladki ka picha kr rha tha Ldki-tmhe pta h piche meri maa aa rhi h. Ldka-hm to khandani ashiq h Tmhari maa k piche mera bap aa rha h
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dhal Rahi He Shabnami Raat Halke Halke Aise Mein Na Jao, Na Wade Karo Kalke Bistar Ki Salwto Se Maloom Hota Hai Kaati He Tumne Bhi Raat Karwat Badal Badal Ke...ii
    • 10 years ago



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  • Log Krte Hai Baten Humse Bas Dil Behlane K Liye. Wah Wah Log Krte Hai Baten Humse Bas Dil Behlane K Liye. . . Wo Bas Sunte Hai Humse Shyari Auron Ko Sunane Ke Lye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bar santa apni girlfriend ko apne ghar pe le ke gaya... Usne sari khidki darwaje band kar diye, sari lights off kar di or Girlfriend se kaha . . . . . Dekh meri watch me light jalti hai....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaj Kisi Ki Dua Ki Kami Hai, Tabhi To Hamari Aankho Me Nami Hai, Koi To Hai Jo Bhool Gaya Hame, Par Hamare Dil Me Unki Jagah Aaj Bhi Wahi Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ko Beta Hua.. Usse Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye.. Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Woh mar Jayega.. Bacha Bola “PAPA” Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Kali African ladki ko God ne Pankh de diye to wo kushi se boli-Wow! God kya aab main Pari ban gayi hun? God-Nahi re Pagali tu ab Chamgadar ban gayi h.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkiyo ki 1 Smile Ladko ko Confuse kardeti He Sala Pure Din Tak Samajh Hi Nahi Aata k "HAS K DEKH RAHI THI" Ya "DEKH KAR HAS RAHI THI..!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek boy roz bus k darvaze mein Khada hoke traval kar raha hota hein. Bus survant : tu roz darvazein mein Kadha rehta hein, Tera baapkahin pe choukidar tha kya? Boy replays : tu roz paise mangta hein to, Tera baap pehle bhikari tha kya...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wo Kehte"Hai Ki Unki Biwi Swarg Ki ApSara Hai, Humne"Kaha Bahut Khush"NaSeeb Ho, BAHUT"LOGOKi To Abhi Bhi ZinDa Aur Jaan_Lewa_Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hamen jeene nahi deti hai yah gujri hui yaaden , Hum se bhooli nahi jaati hai yah biti hui baaten ,, Ab kaise kahen tumse hum dost teri baaten , Hamen har pal yaad dilati hai teri har choti-choti baaten ..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Up Coming Movies 1. Jab We Chat 2. Namastey Facebook 3. Hum Aapke Hai Mutualfriend 4. 7 Gaali Maaf 5. Hum Like Kar Chuke Sanam 6. Kabhi Relationship Kabhi Single 7. Meine Poke Kyu Kiya 8. Mere Brother Ki Profile.. Dekna Math Bhulna.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Saza Na Do Mujh Ko Be-Qasoor Hoon Mein, Tham Lo Mujko Ghamon Sy Choor Hoon Mein, Tere Pyar Ny Kr Diya Pagal Sa Mujhe, Aur Logon Ka Kehna Hai K Maghroor Hoon Mein!!
    • 10 years ago



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