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  • साधू:- बच्चा, तुझे स्वर्ग मिलेगा, लाओ कुछ दक्षिणा दे जाओ। लड़का:- ठीक है दक्षिणा में आपको मैंने दिल्ली दी। आज से दिल्ली आपकी हुई। साधू :- दिल्ली क्या तुम्हारी है ? जो मुझे दे रहे हो। लड़का :- तो स्वर्ग क्या तेरे बाप ने खरीद रखा है, जो तू उधर के प्लाट यहाँ बांट रहा है।
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do
    • 10 years ago



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  • किडनैपर: तेरी बीवी मेरे कब्जे में है, सबूत के तौर पर दो अंगुली भेज रहा हूं. संता: सबूत पक्का नहीं है, मुंडी भेज मुंडी.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband : "Kaisi ho Jaanu, tum mujhe miss kar rahi hogi toh socha call kar loon ?" Wife : "Aur subaah jo ladai hui thi, woh kya tha..? Itna hi pyaar aa raha tha toh ladai kari hi kyun subaah subaah. ." ?? .. .. .. .. Husband : Silent....thinking ... (Saala yeh toh ghar ka number lag gaya!!) :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan kahan se aaya? Husband : Mein khud paresaan hu nishan dekhkar. Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Har Ladke Ki KaHani:- Mai Jitni Baar Bhi FLirt Karne Ki KosHisH Karta Huu.. . . . . ..Utni Baar.. . . . . Sachha Pyaar Ho Jata Hai..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dost ruthe to sab ruthe fir ruthe to jag chute fir ruthe to dil tute fir bhi ruthe to ? ? uthaa chappal mar sale ko jab tak chappal na tute
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaj Kal Teri Bato Me Rehta Hu Busy, wah wah... Aaj Kal Teri Bato Me Rehta Hu Busy, . . . . . . . Get Superfast Internet with Vødäføn 3G.. Saini G star alok Saini
    • 10 years ago



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  • Koi apko Pagal Kahe To Dukhi Mat Hona Afsos Mat Karna Rona B Nhi Darna Bhi Mat Himmat Se Khade Ho Kar Puchna - - - - Tumhe kaise pata chala
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aapki dosti ko hum nibhayenge. Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge par. Par man jana manane se. Warna raat ko aayenge aur bori me bar kar kahi dur fak aayenge. Rahul
    • 10 years ago



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  • Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4 pathar nahi nikal sakti kya. . Funniest Bahu: Very funny! Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathar bhi nahi chaba sakti.....:-D:-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • God ne aapki ungli ke Beech mein jagah kyon di. Kyonki Aapki life mein koi aaye... Aapka haat pakde aur kahe... "Le cigreate pee,, AWESOME
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baccha :- Madam Aap Mujhe Bahut Achi Lgti Hein, Mein Aap Se Shaadi Karu gaa.. Madam :- Gusse Se, Muje Bachon Se Nafrt H, Baccha :- Ok Madam Mein Koshish Krun Ga Ke Bacche Na Ho
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tum chaho "DIL" de denge. "DHADKAN" chaho de denge. "JIGER" chaho de denge. "JAAN" Chaho wo bi de sakta hoon.... Qki in 4"FILM" ki cd mere pas hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 aam aadmi bathroon mai sab kuch kr lata ha Comedy - Romance Action and Dance They have good chance Tabi to hota ha bacha 5-panch..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Freind: Aaj Main ne teri b.v Ko Nahaty Howe Dekha. 2nd: Kutte Kaminey Main Tera Khoon Pee Jaon ga. 1st: Abey Main Nehar mei Naha Raha Tha Bhabi Ja Rahi Thi:-) K.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Koi New MSG Hai Kya.? Agar Hai to Us Par "DABUR HONEY" Laga K Din Me 2 Baar Chaato, Q Ki Send to Karoge Nhi, Kam-Se-Kam Thodi Sehat to Banegi..!
    • 10 years ago



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