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  • Teacher: Sher Ka Pinjra Khula Reh Jaae To Kya Ho Sakta Hai.? . Santa: Sir, Very Simple Sher Chori Ho Sakta Hai..!! Keep Smiling.... :-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:india gate ke samne p.m. Nikamma hai ke nare laga raha tha police ne aakar usse pakad liya santa:are main to amerika ke p.m.ko kah raha tha police:sale hame banata hai hame pata hai kounsa p.m. Nikamma hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Gadha 2 Feet Ki Rassi Se Bndha Hua Tha, Batao Wo 7 Feet Door Pri Ghaas Kese Khaye Ga? Haar Maan Li ? Gadhay Ne Bhi Maan Li Thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya, Mai ghar pahucha aur bell bajai, Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola, Wo bahut sundar thi, Muskura k boli aap bahut smart ho, Abhi ghar par koi nahi hai. Mai akeli hu, Mai muskraya aur, Apni bike ki taraf wapas janelaga, To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gayi aur, Meri sharafat ki tareef kartehuey, Mujhe gale lagaya aur kaha, Hum ko rishta manzur hai. Ab mai kya batau? Ki Mai to bike ko lock karneja rha tha...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tere intezaar me chora duniya ka sath, Tere intezaar me chora apno ka sath, JAb tuje jana hi tha Tu kyu diya wado ka sath?! Rah gaya ab may bs apno gamo k sath?
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1975 me batman,spiderman,and superman Aasman me ud rahe the lekin thodi der me, Tino hi mar gaye pata h kaise. . . . Sholay me gabbar ne tin goli hawa me jo chodi thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dupatta was invented in India, . . . so that women can cover their face and avoid detection by family members, when roaming on a bike with their boyfriend...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Once upon a time Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to Get strong teeth Today that powder is known as AMBUJA CEMENT. *JuSt FrOm SkR*
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bechara shadi-shuda insaan , biwi k zulm ka mara ! . . Patni Bazaar Se Shopping Karke Ghar Aayi, Pati Ne Dekha Aur Use Bola . Pati: “Arrey Ye Kya, Tum Ek Aur Suit Le Aayi? Abhi Parson Hi To…” . . Biwi Chilla Kar Boli: “Kya Kaha? Kya Parso? Bolo… Kya Kaha Tumne? Kya Parso, Parso Kya, Bolo Jaldi Batao, Kya Parso? Aj tumari kher ni” . . Pati Ghabrate Hue: “Kuch Nahi, Main To Bas Ye Keh Raha Tha Ki Parso Bhi Ek Hi Suit Layi Thi, Aaj To Do Le Aati“ =
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shadi k bad agr Larki ko Susral Wale bure lagne lagen tou Samaj Lo K, . . . . . . “Star Plus” works.
    • 10 years ago



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  • At home: U Study for 3 hrs no one sees u.. Wen u pick up d mobile for a sec mom/dad enters d room n say “bilkul padai ni karte” In hostel: Have mob for 3 hrs no 1 sees u.. pick up d book for a sec Friends enter the room and says “Kitna padega Einstein ki aulad…pagal ho jayega..” Agree friends ... ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Science k mutavik bachpan me Bed pe susu krne wale log Hmesa right hand me mobile Pkad k msg pdte h. Na na bachua ab hand na bdlo Koi bat nahi aaram se susu kro Rat me koi nahi dekhta he.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ajeeb system hai India ka . . . . . . . . . . . . . Neend girlfriend ko nahi aati and jagna boyfriend ko padta hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife : T.V. par Match dekh rahi thi, Husband smart banke aaya or Bola- DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU.., Tabhi wife Zorse Chillayi ChakkAAAA.!!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • पिता - एक ज़माना था जब मैं सिर्फ 10 रुपए में ही किराना, दूध, सब्जी और नाश्ता लेकर आता था. पुत्र - अब संभव नहीं है पिताजी क्योंकि अब वहाँ सीसीटीवी कैमरालगा होता है …. !
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy-Tum Ldkiya Itni Khubsurat Q Hoti Ho? Girl-Qki, God Ne Hmko Apne Hath Se Bnaya H. Boy-Kamini Bol To Aise Rahi H Jaise ki Hmko net se download kiya ho...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Romance to dekho Boy-Friend nE Apni Girl-Friend Ke Baalo Mein Hath Ferte Hue Bola Boy-Friend: “Tum To Meri Chand Ho” Girl-Friend: “Aur Tum Ho Mere Neil Armstrong” Boy-Friend Ne Hairan Hote Hue Puchha: “Wo Kyu?” Girl-Friend Ne Sharmate Hue Jawab Diya: “Chand Par Chadne Wala Pehla Aadmi“ :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Father-Beta agar sasural wale Scooter de to Car magna, Shop de to Ghar mangna, Coolar de to AC mangna. Beta- Papa agar wo Ladki de to kya sath me uski dusri bahan vi mang lu?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Q: 2 Gay Ladke Ek Khubsurat Larki Ko Dekh Kar Kya Bole??? . . . . : Yaar Agar Ladki Aisi Hai To Uska Bhai Kaisa Hoga ???
    • 10 years ago



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