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MAST LIFE kise kehte hai? LEE ka jeans RAYMOND ka suit ho BMW car Amitabh k ghar ke pas bungla ho & Aishwrya aakar kahe THODI CHINI MILEGI.

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कल जो मैंने एक बच्चे से पूछा:
पढ़ाई कैसी चल रही है?
उसका जवाब आया
अंकल,
समंदर जितना सिलेबस है;
नदी जितना पढ़ पाते हैं;
बाल्टी जितना याद होता है;
गिलास भर लिख पाते हैं;
चुल्लू भर नंबर आते हैं;
उसी में डूब कर मर जाते हैं।

10 years ago

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BHIKHARI- Tumare Padosi ne Mujhe Full Pet Khana khilaya. Aap b Kuch Khila do? LALA- Le HAJMOLA kha, Sab Hajam ho jayga.

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Hum to udti chirya k b par gin lete h.. wah wah Hum to udti chirya k b par gin lete h.. Isme "mushkil hi kya h? 2 hi to "hote h.

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Husband wife ko English sikha raha tha. Wife dopehar me husband se: dinner lo Ji. . Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch hai. . Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara khandan, ye raat ka bacha hua khana hai.

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Makkhi Mar Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu. Wife: Kitni mari? Man: 3 male aur 2 female. Wife: Kaise malum? Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…

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Agar Koi Hume Achchha Lagta Hai To Achchha Wo Nahi, Hum Hai.. . . Aur Agar Koi Hume Bura Lagta Hai To . Bura Wahi Hai Kyoki Hum To Achchhe Hai Na! ................................... . . Zindagi Se Koi Cheez Maango To Aise Maango Jaise Tumhare Baap Ki Thi. . . . Aur Nahi Mili To Ye Soch Lena Ki Kaun Si Tumhare Baap Ki Thi!

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Jis Raste Se Tu Gujre, Wo Phoolo Se Bhar Jaaye. . . . . . Jis Fb Ko Tum use Karo wo Friend Ke requist Se Bhar Jaaye.

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Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"

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Suhagrat mein dulha dulhn se: Tum itni sundarho, mein tumhai kya kahu? Bahar khada ladke ka baap bola: beta 1 bar use maa keh de, baki main dekh lunga?

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ALLAH kr Rha hai Jb Izzat RSUL ki DOZKh me Kaise Jayegi Ummt RSUL ki DOZKh ki Kya MAJAL ki Usko JALASke DILme BASI ho JisKe Mohbbt RASOOL ki

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Chandni raat thi Woh mera saath thi, Hathome hath thi Paome paa thi, Me uski upar thi Woh meri neche thi.. Itna, Romance mat ho mere dost Woh mera......... CYCLE thi.

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True lines..!! . . . Ladkiya hmesha us se pyaar karti hain, jo unhe chhor deta hai, . . . . . Aur use chhor deti hai, jo unse pyaar karta hai.

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Undino Kafi Darr Lagta Tha Nachna Gana Khelna Kudna Uff Bahar Jana Gilapan Ka Darr Phir Muje Mila Bas 20 Rs Me MOBILE COVER Ab Barish K Dino Me Bhi Azadi.

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Aik pathan ko adhi raat ko call ai kay app jaag rahay ho…? Pathan replied… Oy kocha tum ko hum chokidar nazartay hain kia.. Har pathan chokidar nhe hota..

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Pleasure And Pain Comes Now At Same Cost. Rs80 For A Kingfisher Bottle Strong Beer Or 1 Ltr Of Petrol. Choice Is Urs. Jhoom Lo Ya Ghoom Lo.

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भाई: बहन पानी दे दो।

बहन: खुद ले ले।

भाई: दे दो न।

बहन: दोबारा बोला तो थप्पड़ पड़ेगा।

भाई: जब थप्पड़ मारने आओगी तो पानी ले आना।

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Ek Aadmi K Daant Me Keeda Lag Gya, Wo Doctor K Paas Gya to Doctor Bola- 4 Din Subah-Shaam Doodh- Biscuit Lo & 5ve Din Sirf Doodh Lo, Keeda Jaroor Nikal Jayega. . . Usne 4 Din Doodh-Biscuit Liye Aur 5ve Din Sirf Doodh Piya, Keeda Bahar Nikla Or Bola- Aaj Biscuit Nahi H Kya.?

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Kamina baccha Ladka Aur Ladki Dono Haath Mein Haath Daale Jaa Rahe They.. . . . Usi Waqt Ek Shararti Bachha Aaya Aur Bola: “Bhaiya, Kal Wali Didi Zyada Mast Thi...

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shonali rodh chuye jeto tomay valobeshe opolok chokhe ceye thake ojana gorer majhe tomar shuvash jeno chorai ajo fule vule jai ami tumi nei pashe .....

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