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  • 1.Saa 2.Re 3.Ga 4.Maa 5.Paa 6.Dha 7.Nee 8.Saa.. Kripaya khudko pehchaan ne ke liye 3 aur 6 firse dohraye......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dhoka Mila Jab Pyar Mein,.. . . . . . . ..Zindagi Mein Udasi Cha Gayi,.. . . . . . . .Socha Tha Aag Laga Denge Is Duniya Ko,.. . . . . . . . ...To Kambhakt Colony Mein Dusri Aa Gai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Grl: koun ho tum, Boy: hasrat tumhari, G: chahte kya ho B: Mohbat tumhari G: Pachtaoge tum B:Kismt hmari G: Maried hu m Boy:To pahle hi bak deti MANHUS NARI.
    • 10 years ago



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  • पति-पत्नी में भयंकर वाकयुद्ध हुआ।पति ने गुस्से में आकर कहा, ‘मैं पति पद से इस्तीफा देता हूं।’ पत्नी ने जवाब दिया,-‘वैकल्पिक व्यवस्था होने तक आपको पद पर बने रहना होगा।’
    • 10 years ago



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  • HuM To Aise Hi Udas Baithe Pani Me Patthar Mar Rhe The 1 Mendak Nikal kr Bola-1 Bar Pani Me To Aa Sale Teri Udasi Utar dunga, Meri janu Ka Sir Fod Diya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 log marne k bad swarag k darwaje par pahuche.. . 1st bola-mai pujari hu maine apki zindagi bhar sewa ki mujhe andar aane do. . God-next. . 2nd-mai doctor Hu. maine zindagi bhar logo ki sewa ki mujhe andar aane do. . God-next.. . 3rd-main shaadi shuda hoon. God-Bas kar pagle rulayega kya, chal andar aaja..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkewale : Hamko Ladki Pasand Hai, Shadi Kab Karni Hai ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ladkiwale : Abhi to Ladki study kar rahi hai . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ladkewale : Haan toh hamara ladka konsa chhota baccha hai , jo books faad dega . .. :I
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gandhi Ji Ki Ek Rishtedar Aurat Ke Bete Par Qatal Ka Ilzam Laga. Aurat Ne Gandhi Ji Se Request Ki Ke Mere Begunah Bete Ko Bacha Lo. Gandhi Ji Ne Muqadma Lada Aur Ladke Ko Bacha Liya Aurat Badi Khush Hui, Par Usne Ek Sawal Kiya. Aurat: Aaj To Aap Hain Jo Bacha Liya, Kal Jab Aap Nahi Honge To Hum Bekasoor Logo Ko Kon Bachayega? Gandhi Ji Ne Muskurate Hue Bahut Hi Khubsoorat Jawab Diya “Note Pe Lagi Meri Photo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 4 boys on bike.. Police:- triple riding is banned aur tum 4 baithe ho.....?? Boys shocked... . . . look behind.. . . and says:- saalo 5wa kaha gir gya...??
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khud Ko Kr Kanjus itna K Hr SmS BhejneSe Pehle Service Center Wale Call Kr K Khud Puche Sir G, r u sure Bhejna hai Ki Sending Fail kariye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Larkee Apny Bf Sy Mayra Jaanu Mayra Ladlaa Mayra Guglaa Tum Mujhsay Shadi Karogey? Bolo Kichu Pichu! Bf: Tum Mujhay ProposeKarnaa Chah Rahee Ho Yaa Adopt Karna?
    • 10 years ago



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  • तुनकमिजाज बीवी का मूड अच्छा करने के लिए पति को एक आइडिया सूझा। उसने अपने बर्थ-डे पर पत्नी के गिफ्ट की गई दो शर्ट में से एक चुनी। उसने एक शर्ट पहना और अपनी वाइफ के सामने जाकर खड़ा हो गया। पत्नी जोर से बोली- अच्छा तो वो रेड कलर का शर्ट तुम्हें पसंद नहीं आया, इसलिए नहीं पहना ना…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher:-school ke samne ager koi bomb rakh de to kya hoga. . Student:-1-2 ghante dekhenge, ager koi le jata hai to thik hai. Nahi to staaf room me rakh denge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maa: Aaj school se itni jaldi aagaye? Son: Machar maara to teacher ne chutti de di. Maa: Aisa kyon? Son: Machar teacher k gaal per betha tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Pappu: walked straight to the ugly girl. Pappu : Hi! Girl : Hi!! Pappu : Wanna dance ? Girl : Yes (excited) Pappu : Ok, go and dance, I wanna talk to your friend.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lady : Baccha nahin hone ke liye koi dawai di jiye na doctor sahab Doctor: ye lo condom Lady: Ise “Dudh” ke sath lu ya “Pani” ke sath? Doctor: ise “Kele” ke sath lena. samjhai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SERIOUS MSG: Jivan me 1 bat yad rakhna.. Aansu pochne wale milenge Par Nak pochne koi nahi aata he, isliye hamesha RUMAL sath rakhna.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maha maha Shararti joke :pmust read....Maza aayega..:D Santa 2 daughter- tumare pet mai jo baccha hai vo kiska hai Beti- ye kaisa question hai papa . agar aapko koi 25 kele khilaye aur puche ki aapko kis kele se sardi hui to aap kaise bata paoge.... :o :@ :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Conductor : baccha ko ticket? Rajsthani lady :- iko bhi lagego ke ? yo tho abaar bobo chuse hai. Conductor:- bobo tho iko baap bhi chuse hai. To uke bhi free me bitha lu
    • 10 years ago



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