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  • Jo goom ho gaya aks mera en hawaaon mein, Ek paigaam reh jayega Na rahegi yaad meri koi,bas naam reh jayega Aate hi saawan, ek phool naya khil jayega Ek boond hi sahi, Aanshoo mere naam ka bhi koi barsayega Kahi mitt jayegi meri surat, Kahikho jayenge mere alfaaz Par saanson ke sang hi sahi, Ek paigaam reh jayega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Phir Chupke Se Yaad Aa Gaya Koi, Mere Aankho Ko Phir Rulaa Gaya Koi, Kaise Uska Shukria Aada Karen, Mujh Naacheez Ko Shayar Bana Gaya Koi!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Thandi k mausam wala Shayiri (Crazy one) Arz kiya hai.. Pasand aaye to Wah... Wah... Zarur kariyega.. Baith k bathrrom mein nawab k jaise.... sardi k mausam mein sochtaa hu aise... . Baith k bathrrom mein nawab k jaise.... sardi k mausam mein sochtaa hu aise . "ki kar to li hai toone beta.... abb thande paani se dhoega Kaise....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ramu Bank me account open karne gaya Form me 1 question tha"Humari Bank me account open karvane ka reason? Ramu:"Tumhari Cashier Mast maal hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy jab fail ho jaye to.... mom 3 words kehti hai: " AURJAA GHUMNE " . Gf bhi 3 words kehti hai:"SHARM NAHI AATI " . Aur dost bhi 3 words hi kehtehain but dil jeet lete hain . . . " Abe Tu Bhi " ..:P :D :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek baar Raju, Farhaan aur Rancho ek scooty pe baith ke kahi jaa rahe the.. . . . . . Suddenely Rancho udd gaya...:p kyu.. ???/ . . . . . . . . . Kuki behti hawa sa tha wo... Udti patang saa tha wo...:p :D . . . . . Ab ye post padhna band karo aur Kaha gaya use dhundo..:p :O:D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Do lovers ek plate me Sev Puri kha rhe the.. Ek dusre ki aankho me aankhe daalke Ladki(sharmake): aise q dekh rhe ho?? Ladka: thoda thoda kha na Bhikari..!!:
    • 10 years ago



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  • ISHQ me DAULAT saari na LUTA dena . Mummy papa k ARMAAN khaak me na mila dena . . . Ghar se mile h paise SABZI k liye BETA. . Bazar ja kr girlfrnd ka Recharge na kara dena...:
    • 10 years ago



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  • GIRLS PC FOLDER: C/DESKTOP/SONGS/ROMANTIC SONGS . . . . . BOYS PC FOLDER: C/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/DRIVERS/STUDY MATERIAL/IMPORTANT FILES/EDUDATION ALL STUFF/DATA STRUCTURE/"SUNNY LEONE.AVI"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pattharo Se Pyar Kiya Nadaan They Hum, Galti Humse Hui Kyoki Insaan They Hum, Aaj Jinhe Humse Najre Milaane Me Taqleef Hoti Hai, Kabhi Usi Sakhs Ke Jaan They Hum...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ladki Dekhne Gya Dono 10.min Tak Chup Baithe Rahe, Ladki (Darte Hue)=Bhaiya Aap Kitne Bhai-Bahn Ho.? Santa=Ab Tak 3 The, Ab 4 Ho Gye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gabbar : Kitne Aadmi the ? Kalia : Sarkar 1 Gabbar : Aur tum ? Kalia : 100 Gabbar : fir b wapas aa gaye woh b khali hath, kaun tha woh ? . kalia : RAJNIKANT. Gabbar : Oops ! sorry bhai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • सच्चा भारतीय वो - ●जो Free की चीजो को कभी न छोड़े ●जो घर में paint करवाने के बाद paint वाली बाल्टी को कम से कम 5 पांच साल इसतेमाल करे ●जो T.V remote के cell खत्म होने के बावजूद remote को पिटता है ●जो मिठाई की दुकान पे taste करने के लिए मिठाई जरुर मांगे ●जो पुराने कैलेंडर को पन्नो को कॉपीयो का कवर बना के इस्तेमाल कर ले ●जो मोबाइल balance में से कम्पनी द्वारा 5 RS कटे जाने पे कम्पनी के toll free customer care number पे customer care वाले को गाली सुना दे
    • 10 years ago



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  • Devdas-Babuji ne kaha HAVELI 6od do, Maa ne kaha PARO 6od do, Paro ne kaha SHARAB 6od do, 1 Din ayega jab paro k bacche kahege "Mama zara school tak 6od do..."
    • 10 years ago



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  • Punjabi Boy 1 Larki Ko ProposeKarta Hai… Boy: I Love U.. Girl Replied:Thapar Marungi… Then Boy Replies Aggay Se Mukka Bhi Khao Gee Phir.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar english aati hai to.. Fast padhkar dikaho My A My They My They They My A My They na My . . . . . . . . Hahahaha.. Chhutta nahi hain maaf karo..!!! Aage jao shivam
    • 10 years ago



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  • तम्बाकू की वजह से आदमी के कैंसर हो जाता है , . . . . . . . मगर दारू की वजह से आदमी डांसर हो जाता है.! 100 ग्राम अन्दर तो हम सिकंदर.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladka, Ladki Se Puchhta Hai: Bachche Kaise Hote Hai ? Ladki: Chup ... !!! . . . Ladka: Batao Na Plz Ladki: Nahi Pata =@ Ladka: Plz ..... !!! Ladki: Thappad Padega Ab Mat Puchhna ..!! Ladka : Are Bewakoof Itna Bhi Nahi Pata... . . . Bachche Shararti Hote Hai ... . . Moral : Girls Hamesha Boys Ko Galat Hi Samajhti Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bf:" Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karti Ho . . . . Gf:" Arz Maarti Hu.. . . Chaha Hai Jise Chahat Se Zyada . . Samja Hai Jise Khud Se Zyada . . Bharosa Hai Jispe Sabse Zyada . . Tu Hi Hai Woh "Haramzada"
    • 10 years ago



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