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  • Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara? Sardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai….
    • 10 years ago



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  • agar khus hai wo dekh ansu mere ankho me to khuda ki kasam hum muskurana hi chhor denge tarpte hi rahenge use dekhne ko magar uski taraf palak uthana hi chhor denge womanjil hi kya meri jo dukh de usko kuda ki kasam us manjil pe hum jana hi chhor denge
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jeeto: Sharam aani chahiye, tumhare Banta ki bibi ke saath sambandh hain. Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala? Jeeto: Kal Banta aaya tha, usne tumhara underwear pehna hua tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay k baad dukan wala bola “ap ko charti nahi hay?” bhagwan: main bhagwan hun Club wala: charh gaye salay ko
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gadwali shadi ki party me DJ ne puchha: kab tak Songs bajaana hai ? host: 8-10 peg tak baja lo, uske baad to ye sab generator ki aawaz par bhi nach linge
    • 10 years ago



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  • Life is a"Received call". Education is"Dialled call" Love is"Missed call" Job is"Waiting call" But "Friendship"is "FEVICO"
    • 10 years ago



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  • I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN.
    • 10 years ago



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  • TIPS 4 Boys - If You Marry One Girl, . . . . She Will Fight WITH You. . . . . If You Marry Two Girls, . . . . . They Will Fight FOR You...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir : Samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye.. Student : Mujhe..???!!! Sir : Samajh na tere baap ka kya jata hai.. .Usme se 5 laddu maine le liye to tere pass kitne bache..?? Student : 20 Sir : Kaise..? Student : Samajh na tere baap ka kya jaata hai...!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Utha Le Re Deva Utha Le.. Mere Ko Nhi Are Baba Mere Dosto Ko Utha Reee... . .. ... Duniya Se Nhi Re Deva Nind Se Utha De Reee...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dad: Why Do U Look So Upset? Son: I Cant Tell U Dad Dad: Treat Me As Ur Friend . . Son: Yar Teri Bhabhi Naraz Ho Gaye Hai. By - Ajay ingale
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhojpuri Names Of English Movies: . . "Mission Impossible" "Eee Naa Ho Payi" . "Mission Impossible- 2 "Hum To Pehle Hi Kahi Ee Naaho Payi" . . "Titanic" "Nauka Dele Dhoka" . "Anaconda" "Aadmi Ke Khaye Wala Sapwa" . . "Three Idiots" "Teen Burbak" . And The Best 1"Ghajini" "Takla Ke Badla"
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Ladki Chai bnani thi Lekin uske pas dudh nahi tha, Phir usne apne kapde uttare . . . . Or Dusre kapde pehan kr dudh lene chali gyi. Apni Soch ko badlo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baar America, Japan Aur India Ke Police Officers Mein, Behas Ho Gayi, Ki Kon Sabse Badiya Hai !!! Akhir Ye Faisla Hua Ki Competition Rakha Jaye. To Competition Mein Ek Sher Ko Jungle Main Chorr Diya, America Police Ne 10 Ghante Ke Andar Sher Ko Pakad Liya. Sher Ko Phir Jungle Main Choda Gaya Aur Japan Police Ko Pakadne Ke Liye Bheja. Japan Ki Police Ne 5 Ghante Main Sher Ko Pakad Liya. Indian Police 2 Din Tak Laut Ke Nahi Aayi. To Sabhi Officers Unko Dhundne Ke Liye Jungle Main Gaye. Jungle Mein Dekhte Hai Ki Indian Police Ek Gidad Ko Ulta Latka Kar Maar Rahi Thi Aur Bol Rahi Thi: “ Kabool Kar saale, K tu Hi Sher Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक प्यार करने वाले जोड़े ने आत्महत्या करने की सोची, . . . . लड़का पहले कूद गया, लड़की ने आँख बंद कर ली, और लौटने लगी, . . . . लड़के ने हवा में पैराशूट खोला और चिल्लाया : पता था चुड़ैल... तू नही कूदेगी ! . . बस उसी दिन से लोगों ने"लेडीज फर्स्ट"कहना शुरू कर दिया...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Read Must :D =D Boy: Mere Paas Apne Dost Jaisi CarTo Nahi par Tumhe Apni Palkon PeBitha ke Ghumaunga.! . Mere Paas apne dost Jaisa Bada bangla To Nahin Par Tumhe Apne Dil Mein Jagah Dunga . Mere Paas apne dost Jitne Paise To Nahin Par Main Mehnat Kar ke Khilaunga . Aur Tumhe Kya Chahiye...?? . Girl:-- Dimag ki maa behan mat kar, Apney Dost Ka Number de.. :/:D =D :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Guru-Kamine Dost Se Bach K Raho Boy-Par Kamine Dost Ka Pata Kaise Chalega Guru-Sare Dosto Ko Msg Karo, Jo Reply Na De Samajh Lo Wahi Kamina Hai. Sory fr aap mat samjhna kyunki aap to karte ho
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl:-Itne sare khilaadi ek football, ko laat kyo maar rahe hai? Boy:-Gol karne k liye. Girl:-Pagal hai... Football ko or kitni gol banayenge...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta: Agar Aapko Grmi Lage To, : Ap Kya Krte Ho? : Santa: Cooler K Samne Baith JataHu : Banta: Phir Bhi Grmi Lage To? : Santa: To Cooler On Kar Leta Hu.
    • 10 years ago



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