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Mareez: Doctor sahib mujhy door ka nazar nahi ata ! Doctor: Asman par dekho, wo kia hai?? Mareez: Chand Doctor: abhe es se agay kia farishty dekhega??

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Agar Trains Ke Naam Indian actress Ke Naam Pe Hoti To.. Khabrain aisi Hoti.. aaj BIPASHA Over Load Ho Kar Gayee Hai.. TABBU Ke Neeche aake 1 aadmi Khatam.. accident Mein Mallika Ki Pichli Bogi Tabaah Ho Gayee Hai.. Tez Raftar Ki Wajah Se KANGNA Patri Se Utar Gayee Hai.. RAKHI Pe Chadhne Walon Ki Tadaad Mein Ijafgi.. VIDYA Ki Body Ko Change Karne Ka Faisla.. KAITRINA Par Gair Kanuni Dhang Se Chadhe Huye 7 aadmi Giraftaar.. Waris ali*

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Category:College-School Sms,Double Meaning Sms,Jokes. Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja! Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse? Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi, ye leke aa gayi..!!

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Nargis se ek program main kisi ne sawal poocha: Aap subah uth k sab se pehle kya kaam karti hain?? . . . . Nargis: Apnay ghar jati hoon..!

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Pappu Ek Din Apne Ghar Ki Tubelight Theek Kar Rha Tha. . Usne Awaaz Lagai . . Pappu(biwi Se):- Are Jara Sunti Ho, Biwi:- Kya Hai? Pappu:- Are Jara Idhar To Aao Biwi:- Lo Aa Gayi, Bolo Pappu:- Ye 2 Taar Hai, Inme Se Jara Koi Ek Pakad, Biwi:- Kyu? Pappu:- Are Jara Pakad To Sahi Biwi:- Lo Pakad Li Ek Taar Pappu:- Kuch Nahi Hua? Biwi:- Nahi Pappu:- Achha Jaao, Iska Matlab Current Dusri Taar Me Hai.

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Thappad marne par naraz biwi se Pati bola: Aadmi usi ko marta hai jis se Pyar karta hai. Biwi ne pati ko 2 thappad maare aur boli . . . . . . . . aap kya samjhte hain main aapse Pyar nahi karti...???

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े एक बार एक लड़की पुल से कूद कर जान देने ही वाली थी कि एक लड़का बाइक पर आया और उससे कहा - अगर तुम सुसाइड करने जा रही हो तो जरा ठहरो, ऐसा करने से पहले तुम मुझे किस करने दो....। इस पर लड़की तैयार हो गई। इसके बाद लड़के ने उसे बहुत देर तक किस किया और लड़की भी उसमें डूब गई। काफी देर बाद जब दोनों अलग हुए तब लड़के ने उससे पूछा - अब बताओ... तुम सुसाइड क्यों करना चाहती हो? लड़की बोली - मेरे घरवालों को मेरा यूं लड़की बनकर घूमना पसंद नहीं। मेरा नाम मुन्ना है।

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“Imran Hashmi” , “On Cosmetic Shop” , “Aik Lipstick Daina” , “Shop Keeper” , “Kon Sa Colour” , “Imran Hashmi” , Yaar Colour ko Choro” , Taste Acha Hona Chahiye” K.k

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Aaj unse mulakat hogi unke parce se chori hogi dhire dhir bhagne ki suruwat hogi phir heroki entry hogi hero doud doud k chor ko pakedega chori k saaman . . . . . . . . . . Dekh ker hero pagal ho jayega q ki wo condam ki paket hogi.

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..Gf: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu?? .Bf: Nahi. GF: Kyun ?... ........ ........BF: Main"hanuman chalisa"padhkar sota hu.=D

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Murga:- I love u. Murgi:- Ha ha.... Murga:- Mai tere liye kuch v kar sakta hu.... Murgi:- Really?? Murga:- Yes.. Kya karu batao. Murgi:- Bataun... . . .Bataun... . . . Chal anda de...!

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Wife: "Main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!" Husband (ghusay se): "Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!" Wife: "Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!

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Aapka Blood Group Kya Hai? Jaldi Batao MUNNI Ki Tabiyat Bahut Kharab Hai, Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Ke Sirf BADNAAM Logon Ka Khoon Hi Chalega..

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Teacher:" Agr koi school ke samne Bomb Rakh deta hai to kya karoge ?? . . Student:" thodi der dekhenge Agar koi le jata hai to thik hai . . . Warna Staff Room me rakh denge...

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Tujhse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani,, Tujhse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani,, Meri right ankh kani (-_+) Teri left ankh kani (+_-)

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Boy friend: Darling kiss karte waqt Jo BUBBLE GUM tumne apne mu se Mere mu me dala tha wo bahoot tasty tha, Girl friend: Janu wo BUBBLE GUM nahi SHEMBUD THA.

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Dosti karli tumse sochne k bad, Ab kisiko dekhna nahi tume dekhne k bad, Dunia chhod denge tume chhodne k bad, Khuda maf kare itna jhut bolne k bad.

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The Scary Moment Of A Married Man. Wife Calls Hubby. . . . . Wife: Kya Kar Rahe Ho? . . . Hubby: Office Mein Hoon, Bohat Busy Hoon Aur Tum Kya Kar Rahi Ho? . . . . Wife: Kfc Mein Tumhare Peeche, Bachon K Saath Bethi Hu Aur Bacche Pooch Rahe Hain, K Papa K Saath Konsi Bua Bethi Hain?

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Santa Kadi - Chawal Kha Raha Tha. Khate - Khate 1 Makkhi Khane Pe Bethne Lagi. Santa Use Udhate Huwe Bola : Chal Pagli, Ye Wo Nahi Hai Jo Tu Samjh Rahi Hai....

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kissing a girl on her forehead is respect,, kissing a girl on her cheek is care,, kissing a girl on her eyes is care & love,, kissing a girl on her lips is love,, but kissing a girl in front of her boyfriend..... HUD HUD DABANGG DABANGG DABANGG

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