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  • Ladka propose kare toh ladki ke 5 jawab ho sakte hai: 1. No 2. Yes 3. Main apko sirf dost samajhti hun 4. I m engaged 5. I love someone else... Ladki kisi ladke ko propose kare to ladke ke 5 jawab 1. Haa 2. Yes 3. Ok 4. Alright 5. Me 2.. Moral: " Ladko ka dil, dil nahi dariya hota hai "
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gandhi Ji Ki Ek Rishtedar Aurat Ke Bete Par Qatal Ka Ilzam Laga. Aurat Ne Gandhi Ji Se Request Ki Ke Mere Begunah Bete Ko Bacha Lo. Gandhi Ji Ne Muqadma Lada Aur Ladke Ko Bacha Liya Aurat Badi Khush Hui, Par Usne Ek Sawal Kiya. Aurat: Aaj To Aap Hain Jo Bacha Liya, Kal Jab Aap Nahi Honge To Hum Bekasoor Logo Ko Kon Bachayega? Gandhi Ji Ne Muskurate Hue Bahut Hi Khubsoorat Jawab Diya “Note Pe Lagi Meri Photo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Daily need of 2011 children : Food-.......... ?. ??? 5% Water-......... ? 2% Sleep-.......... ??? 3% Facebook-..... ???????? 90%
    • 10 years ago



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  • Yamraj asks 3 ladies- kabhi kiss kiya? 1st Lady: Shadi se pehle. Yamraj: Chal Nark me. 2nd Lady: Shaadi ke baad. Yamraj: Chal Swarg me. 3rd Lady: Na pehle na baad me. Yamraj: Chal kamre me!!! ;) by-Mr.Dilip@
    • 10 years ago



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  • Customer : How much is that banana for? Salesperson : Rs.10 Customer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6? Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel! Customer : Okay I will buy the banana for Rs.4 , but you can keep the peel!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai? Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri? Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jab Maine "BEER" Pehli baar Pee thi, Main Khud Apni Nazron me gir gaya... . . Aur Maine "BEER" Chhodne ka faisla kar liya.. . . Par fir jab Maine Un tamaam "BEER" factory ke Mazdoor, Aur Unke biwi-Bacchhon ke Baare me Socha to Meri aankh bhar aayi... . . Aur Uss Pal Faisla kiya ki Ab se, I will Drink Regularly.. . . Apne liye to sab Jeete hain, Lekin, Hum to garibon ke liye peete hain.. CHEERS
    • 10 years ago



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  • In a car race, NANO beats FERRARI. . . After some tests, engineers understood that while Schumacher was driving Ferrari, . . . . Nano was being driven by RAJNIKANTH!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1971 Dulha Dahej Me Redio Mangta Tha. 1981 me T.V 1991 bike. 2001 Car. 2011 . Bas bina boyfrnd wali Dulhan de do.
    • 10 years ago



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  • पप्पु: यार आउल, ये क्रिमिनल लोग क्राइम करने के बाद अपनी उँगलियों के निशान क्यों छोड़ जाते हैं? . . संता ने खतरनाक दिमाग लगाया... . . . . . . " क्योंकि वो अनपढ़ होते हैं ना...पढे लिखे होते तो साइन छोड़ कर जाते..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gabar:- Kitne Admi the? Samba:-Sarkar 2 Gabar:- Mujhe ginti nahi ati, 2 kitne hote he? Samba:- 2 1 ke Baad ata he. Gabar:- aur 2 kpehle?? Samba:- 2 k pehle 1ata hai. Gabar:- To bich me kaun ata hai? Samba:- Bich me koi nahi ata. Gabar:-To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi ate? Samba:- 2 1 k bad hi aa sakta hai kyun ki 2 1 se bada hai. Gabar:- 2 1 se Kitna bada hai? Samba:- Ulluk patthey, Kaminey goli marni hai to maar de, Maine 13 namak khaya hai, chvanprash nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • DEDICATED TO ALL BOYS_ .. .. .. Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey ...Hain Pyar Me, Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai Intezaar Me....... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya Nahi Samjhti, Wo Toh Panipuri Khati Firti Hain Bazaar Me.. . . Or LADKE Pade Rehte Hain BEER BAR Me............. ­ .!!!! :D LIKE IF U AGREE......:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko Apni bivi ko pani waley tub mai litaya. Bivi: Ye kia kar rahe ho? Mistri: Mujhe to pani mai e pata chalta hai, K surakh kahan hy!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz kiya hai.. Rok do mere janaze ko.. Ab mujhme jaan aa rahi hai.. . . . . . . . . . Aage se thoda Right le lo, DAARU ki dukan aa rahi h..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Aadmi ke Lips Jale Huye they.... .... Kisi Ne Poocha Ke KAise Jale ?? .... Aadmi Bola:- "Wife Ko Station Drop Karne Gaya tha ".... .... Khushi Ke Maare Train Ke Engine Ko Choom Liya Tha ......" -
    • 10 years ago



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  • Money Can Buy A House Not Home, A Bed But Not Sleep, Medicine But Not Health.. Money Is Dirty It Only Causes Pain And Suffering.. Send Me All Ur Money And Be Happy..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • वो मुड़ मुड़ के देख रहे थे हमें, हम मुड़ मुड़ के देख रहे थे उन्हें,
    वो हमें, हम उन्हें, हम उन्हें, वो हमें,
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    क्योंकि परीक्षा में, न उन्हें कुछ आता था, न हमें… :slight_smile: :slight_smile:
    • 9 years ago



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  • BIWI : Wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho ? 10 saal pehle maine use shaadi ke liye inkaar kiya tha. Aur wo aaj tak pee raha hai. PATI : Baap re ......!! Itna lamba celebration!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife: Aapki Blue Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi..! ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ Pappu: Mere Paas Waisi Ek Aur Shirt Hai..!! ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ Wife: Pata Hai, Maine Usmein Se Kapda Kaat Ke Pehle Wale Mein Laga Diya Hai..!!! :D :P ;)
    • 10 years ago



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