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  • बन्दूक का लायसेंस नहीं मिला, कोई गम नहीं … . . . बन्दूक का लायसेंस नहीं मिला, कोई गम नहीं … . .. एक दिन मैंने इस ख़याल को ही गोली मार दी !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek baar Pappu nadi me nahane gaya... .. Achanak se wo doobne laga... .. Tabhi use ganesh ji dikhe... . Pappu : Ganeshji pls mujhe bacha lijiye... .. Ganesh ji apne dhun me the aur jordar naachne lage... . Pappu : Ganesh ji mai doob raha hoon aur aap ho ki naach rahe ho... .. Ganesh ji : To tu v to ganesh chaturthi par naach raha tha mere dubne par... So badla... .. Dhinka chika, Dhinka chika... burrrahhh...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sasur ne damad se kaha: 6 saal me 8 baache. Ye kya hai Damad: maine aapse kaha tha gareeb jarur hu par apki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rakkhunga...
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Nice, Calm And Respectable Lady Went Into The Pharmacy, Right Up To The Pharmacist,
    looked Straight Into His Eyes, And Said, "I Would Like To Buy Some Cyanide."
    The Pharmacist Asked, "Why In The World Do You Need Cyanide?"
    The Lady Replied, "I Need It To Poison My Husband."
    The Pharmacists Eyes Got Big And He Exclaimed,
    "Lord Have Mercy! I Can't Give You Cyanide To Kill Your Husband! That's Against The Law! I'll Lose My License!
    They'll Throw Both Of Us In Jail! All Kinds Of Bad Things Will Happen. Absolutely Not! You CANNOT Have Any Cyanide!"
    The Lady Reached Into Her Purse And Pulled Out A Picture Of Her Husband In Bed With The Pharmacist's Wife.
    The Pharmacist Looked At The Picture And Replied, "Well Now. That's Different. You Didn't Tell Me You Had A Prescription."
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes , English Jokes , Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Mandir se roj nayi chappal pahen k aate ho Muft ka prasad bhi jeb bhar kar late ho Apko aap k huner ki kasam batao Mera sms kitno ko bhej kar naam kamate ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • पति: क्यों न आज की चाय बाहर पी जाय? पत्नी: क्यों? तुम्हें क्या लगता है मैं चाय बनाते-बनाते थक गई हूं? पति: नहीं, पर मैं प्लेट-कप साफ करते-करते तंग आ गया हूं.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Golden Word: Agar Tum UsSe Na Pa Sako JisSe Tum Pyar Karte Ho Toh . . . . . Sharam Karo . Lao Number Muze Do Main Try Karta Hoo.:D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar rakshabandan pe ladki chedne par bhai bnati h to fir karvachoth pe chedne pe pati q nahi bnati? aakhir q? is sms ko aag ki tarha fela do, insaf chaiye.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ledies ke saath log kaise baat karte hai... Petrol Wala: Kitna Dalu Dhobi Wala: Aap Kapde Nikal Ke Rakho Me Abhi Aata Hoon Xerox Wala: Aage Piche Dono Taraf Se Karu Ya Sirf Ek Side Se Fruit Wala: Kele Ka Size To Dekho Dil Khush Ho Jayega Bank Wala: So So Ke Du To Chalega Auto Wala: Aage Se Nahi Jayega Piche Se Lu Paper Wala: Kal Me Niche Se Dal Ke Gya Tha....!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek car ki nilami ho rahi thi: Log boliyan laga rahe the. 2 lakh,4 lakh6 lakhCust: Ne Gusse se gadi ki"khasta haalat"dekh ke kaha ki is car ki kyaa khubi hai jo itni mehngi bik rahi hai. Ek ADMI: Is car ke"10 accident hue hai aur sab me"BIVI"hi mari he "Cust: 10 lakh ! 10 lakh !(HV)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz Kia hai . . . khirki say dekha to sarak pay koe ni tha . . .wa wa wa . . .ghor farmiyahga . . . khirki say dekha to sarak pay koe ni tha . . . . . . . Sarak say ja kar dekha to khirki pay b koe ni tha... :-P :-D :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar Hum Ladai jhagda kar ke maar kha ke ghar aate hai To apnelogo ka Reaction- . . . . Dad=chal chod,ab us ladke k paas mat jana . . . Mom=are mere bete ka kya haal kar dia . . . Sister=bhaiya dard ho raha hai kya? . . . Lover=kutto ki tarah ladaai karke pit ke mere samne kyo khade ho But finaly our friends say= Gadi nikaal uski maa bhen ek Karke aata hai , uski maa ka saki naka ...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: Tum ladkiya khubsurat Q hoti ho? Girl: Qki GOD ne hamko apne hath se banaya hai! . . . boy: Bol to aise rahi hai jaise hamko "INTERNET" se download kiya hai....
    • 10 years ago



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  • After falling in love: "JEENEY laga hun... pehle se jyada!!" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . After BREAK- UP : "PEENEY laga hun... pehle se jyada!!!!" :p :P By - ANIL
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain pappu: neend puri karte hain girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai? pappu : kaan main ched MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain K.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sur he na taal he msg box b kangal he, lagta he aapki msg factory me hadtal he, yaar kuch to bejo ae mere mobile ka zindgi ka sawal he..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Delivery k waqt, Wife- God, ladka ho Pati-Ladki ho God- Shut up, dnt distrb wrna aisa confusng item banaunga k tun dono rote rahoge & wo TALI bajata rahega...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Obama: Tujhe swiming aati hai. Lalu: Na Obama: Tere se to kutta acha hai jo swim karleta hai. Lalu: Tumko aata hai Obama: Yes Lalu: Sasura fir tohre mein aur Kutta mein farak ka hai.
    • 10 years ago



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