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  • Sari Raat Na Soye Hm Raato Ko Uth Ke Kitna Roye Hm Bas Ek Bar Mera Kasur Hi Bata De Ae_Jaan Itna Pyar Karne K Bawjud B Kyo Na Kisi K Hue Hm
    • 10 years ago



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  • Murgi Ne BAAZ se shadi karli.. . . . . Murga:"Hum mar gye the kya.. ?? . . . . . Murgi:"Me to tumse hi shadi karna chahti thi par.. Mom-dad chahte the ladka Air-Force me ho... :p :O :D Oh man Style machine
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ap sochte honge hm phone pe bat nhi krte, or sms zyda krte h Q? qki HUM CENTER FRESH khte h CENTER FRESH Jubn pr lagm lagti h Hath pe nhi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir- Samundar Mein Nimbu Ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge. Student- Chidiya Bankar. Sir- Aadmi Ko Chidiya Tera Baap Banayega Student- To Samundar Mein Ped Aapka Baap Lagayega Waris ali*
    • 10 years ago



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  • God ne aapki ungli ke Beech mein jagah kyon di. Kyonki Aapki life mein koi aaye... Aapka haat pakde aur kahe... "Le cigreate pee,, AWESOME
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife: U had lunch? Husband(in fun mood) : U had lunch? Wife : Im asking u. Husband : Im asking u. Wife: U copying me? Husband: U copying me? Wife: Lets go shopping Husband: I had lunch
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ristey Banaye hain to nibhaye jao Har pal apno ko hasaye jao Pata nhi kisi ko fursat hai ya nhi yaad krne ki Khud tang kar kar ke apni yaad dilo jao.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aik Murghi ka Kawway se rishta ho gaya, . Jab Murghay ko pata chala, to wo Murghi k paas gaya or Bola: . Mujh men kya kami hai? Smart hoon, Kawway se zyada khoobsurat hun, Tumhari biradari ka hun, Meri awaz pooray sheher men goonjti hai. Murghon ki Union ka President hun” . Murghi: Main tumhare jazbaat ki qadar karti hun, . Lekin!! Amma Abba ki khwahish hai k Larka Air Force men ho
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jo STUDENTS paas ho gaye unko CONGRATULATIONS ... . . . . & . Jo STUDENTS fail ho gaye unko DOUBLE CONGRATULATIONS .. . . . Qki unki CLASS MAI NAYI LADKIYA HONGI....:p :O :D :D NOTE : FAIL HONE ME KOI NUKSAN NI HOTA HAI :-X
    • 10 years ago



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  • डॉक्टर: आपके तीन दांत कैसे टूट गए? मरीज: पत्नी ने कड़क रोटी बनाई थी। डॉक्टर: तो खाने से मना कर देते। मरीज: वही तो किया था।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Itne Khuddar The Ke Kabhi School Na Jate.. . . . . . Wo To Ladkiyon Ke Shauq-E-Deedar Ne Hume Yaha College Tak Pahuncha Diya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband Aur Wife Mein Baat Cheet Band Thi, Subah Husband Ko Jaldi Jaana Tha.. Usne Raat Ko Paper Par Likha: Mujhe Subah 5 Baje Utha Dena . . Aur Paper Wife Ke Takiye Ke Paas Rakh Diya.. . . . Subah 8 Baje Jab Utha To Dekha Uske Upar Bahut Saare Paper Pade The Aur Sab Par Likha Tha, "Uth Jao 5 Baj Gaye" "Pls Uth Jao, Warna Late Ho Jaaoge"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu ka exam chal raha tha . mam bahut sakhat thi nakal marne ka koi mouka nahi de rahi thi.. . . Pappu ne ek parchi mam ko di to mam pura exam kursi par baithi rahi.. . . Sabne khub nakal mari . . bachone pucha:" tune aisa kya likha tha parchi me . . . pappu ne likha tha:" aapki salwar piche se fati hai. K.k
    • 10 years ago



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  • G.k.class Lady Teacher To Boy: 11 Fruits K Naam Batao? Boy: 2 Aapke Aam 2 Pooja K Amrood 2 Shanti K Tarbuz 2 Neha K Santre 2 Pinki K Nimbu Aur 1 Mera Kela..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kanjoos ke roop mein aapko yaad kiya jayega, Kanjoosi ka aapko award diya jayega, Bhool se koi sms ya call na kar dena, Varna ye award aapse chheen liya jayega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • School ka wo Last day.... . . . . . . jab sari ladkiya Saree meaati hai.... . . . . . . . . . We all have a feeling k saala ye "Raanu" bhi Itni Sunder hai.... . . School dress me pata hi nahichala yaar... . . Ye to Pat hi Jaati... And jab u think k last me baat karunga... Uska bhai usko lene aa gaya. :-(
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy-last baar puch rha hu Do u lv me Grl-nhi Boy-soch lo G-Kah diya na nhi Boy-waiter bill alag alag lana Grl-tum to mazak b nai samjhte.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek newspaper me chhapa ki... "50% ladkiya bewakoof hoti hai". . Is baat par ladkiyo ne khub halla machaya. . . . . . Fir next day jab ye chapa k "50% ladkiya bewakoof nahi hoti". Tab jakar ladkiya shant hui..
    • 10 years ago



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  • तुलसीदास बहुत ज्ञानी थे, वे *आधार कार्ड* के बारे में पहले ही बता गए थे……..
    “कलियुग केवल नाम *अधारा।*
    सुमिर सुमिर नर उतरहिं पारा।
    अर्थात,
    कलियुग में *आधार कार्ड* से ही आपकी पहचान होगी। और समुंद्र से पार जाने के लिए पासपोर्ट भी तभी बनेगा जब आपके पास *आधार कार्ड* होगा।:smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
    • 10 years ago



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