Yeh jo aag dil me lagi hai use zamane me laga dunga....
Unki doli jo uthi toh .
Toh ?
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Toh?
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Toh?
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Toh ? Kuch nhi..
HANDSUM hu, dusri pata lunga.
Shadi Se Pahle Biwi Likhati Thi,
Tumhaare Charno Ki Daasi,
Ab Shaadi Ke Baad Likha Jata Hai,
Tumhaare Khoon Ki Pyasi,
Mana Ke Skirt Pahanane Se,
Bhagane Se Aasani Rahti Hai,
Magar Bhagane Ki Nobat Bhi,
Aati Toh Hai Skirt Ke Sabab Se,
Hotal Mein Jiske Saath Tha Main,
Kamar Mein Haath Dale,
Yaar Woh Meri Biwi Nahi Kisi Aur Ki Biwi Thi…
Na ishq kar mare yaar
yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai,
na karna in par aitbaar
yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
aur number mera lagati hai …
Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar Unki Tasveer Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
Wah Wah…
Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar Unki Tasvir Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
Aur Har Ghadi Unka Didar Ho Isliye Julab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hai…
Dil badal na dena , SIM card ki tarah
Dosti low mat karna , battery ki tarah
Pyar kam na karana , balance ki tarah
Bich me chhod na dena , network ki tarah
Hamesha mera sath nibhana , charger ki tarah…
Sishe Se Shisha Takraaye Jo Bhi Ho Anjaam,
Sishe Se Shisha Takraaye Jo Bhi Ho Anjaam,
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Jai Shri Ram Jai Ram Jai Jai Ram
Jai Shri Ram Jai Ram Jai Jai Ram….
Mobile Ek Mandir He,
Sim Card Uska Devta He,
Call Karne Wala Pujari He,
SMS Bhejne Wala Dani He,
Padhane Wala Bhakt He,
Reply Na Karne Wala Ek Mahan Bhikhari H.
Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye…
Shaadi Karne Waale,
Kyon Kaath Mein Pair Fansaya,
Bazaar Mein Doodh Bahut Tha,
Kyu Bhains Khareed Laya,
Nadan Hai Woh Jo Mohabbat Kiya Karte Hain,
Hoshiyaar Hai Woh Jo Maje Liya Karte Hain,
Jis Dil Se Tumhe Chaha Woh Dil Hamara Tha,
Tumne Hamein Chaha Woh Dil Udhar Ka Tha…
gujarte hai meri saaso me tera naam
aaj bhi, dhalti hai tere intezar me
meri shaam aaj bhi, tujko mujh se
bichde zamana ho gaya, magar hoti
hai tere naam se meri pahchan aaj
bhi
Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti,
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai.