Majnu Ko Laila SMS Nahi Aaya
Majnu Ne Do Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya
Majnu Marne Vala Tha Laila K Pyaar Me
Laila Baithee Thee Sms Free Hojane Ke Intezar Me…
Jo pyar hmesa sath rhe wo saccha hai ji,
Jo musibato me kaam aaye wo achha hai ji,
Kabhi kabhi hamse bhi ho jati hai nadaniya,
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Qki
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DIL TO BACCHA HAI JI.
Shayar voh nahi jo kalam utha liya karte hai,
Shayar voh bhi nahi jo tareefo pe jiya karte hai.
Shayar toh voh sakhas hote hai,
Jo dard ko bhi tadpa diya karte hai…
Hamara Ishq Tha Hi Itna Saccha, ki Scooter Par Lagta Hi Tha Accha, Jab Milne Unse Jati Thi, To Scooter Par Hi Sapno Ka Ghar Banati Thi, Sara Din Delhi Ki Roads Par Scooter Chalta Tha, aur Hamara Ishq Us Scooter Par Hi Chalta Tha. Magar Un Pyari Batoon Mein Hum Iss Kadar Kho Jate They, Ki Red Light Ko Bhi Paar Kar Jate They, Fir Aashiqui Mein Chaalan Ho Jata Tha, Jo Thode Bahut Paise Hote They, wo Bhi Traffic Police Wala Le Jata Tha. Isliye Dosto Agar GF Ko Ghoomane Jayo To Driving Licence Apni Jeb Mein Jaroor Le Jayo…
How True..
When Bhakti enters food, Food becomes Prasad..
When Bhakti enters hunger,
Hunger becomes Fast..
When Bhakti enters water,
Water becomes Amrit..
When Bhakti enters a house,
House becomes a Temple..
When Bhakti enters in work,
Work becomes Karma..
When Bhakti enters travel,
Travel becomes Pilgrimage..
Apni Haseen Ankho Me
Chupalo Mujko.
Mohabat Agr Krte Ho Tu Churalo Mujko.
Khone Ka Agr Khaof Hai Tou.
Dil Ki Har Dharkan Me Basalo mujko.
Dhoop Ho ya Saya Ho Tere Sath Sath Chalengy .
Yakin Na ho To Azmalo Mujko.
Tere Dukh Ko Seh Len Ge Hans Kr Hm.
Apne Badan
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati
Wah-Wah
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati
Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati!
Chaman se 1 bichhda hua gulab hu...
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Mai khud apni tabahi ka jawab hu...
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Yu nigahe na fero mujhse...
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Nalayako..Main tumhari hi sangat me barbaad hu...