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  • Koi Pathar Se Na Maare Mere Deevane Ko, Koi Pather Se Na Maare Mere Deevane Ko, . . . . . . Nuclear Power Ka Zamana Hai, Bom Se Uda Do Saale Ko….
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shayari na karke tod diya dil mera, Ab mobile dfna dena, Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena, Koi puche rog kya tha? to Najrein jhukake apni Kanjusi bata dena
    • 10 years ago



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  • उसने हाथों पर मेहंदी लगा रखी थी;
    हमने भी अपनी बारात सजा रखी थी;
    क्यूंकि हमें मालूम था वो बेवफा निकलेगी;
    इसलिए हमने भी उसकी सहेली पटा रखी थी!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jaane kya mujhse zamaana chahta hai, Mera dil todkar mujhe hasana chahta hai. Jaane kya baat chalakti hai mere chehre se dosto Har shaks mujhe aazmaana chahta hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz kiya h.. Girlfriend Ko Apni Palko Par Baitha Lo Dekar Khushi Uske Saare Gam Chura Lo Pyar Karo Uski Saheli Ke Saamne Itna Ki Uski Saheli Bhi Kare Jaanu Mujhe Bhi Fasa Lo..;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • mat chhino college ke baccho se mobile ye akele rehne se darte hai lo exam bhi sms par kyo ki ye ek hi chiz to hai jo mann lagakar padte he.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tumse kitna pyar hai dil mein utar kar dekh lo Tumse kitna pyar hai dil mein utar kar dekh lo Phir bhi na dikhe agar toh chashma badal kar dekh lo!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Terri Yaadon Mein, Kuchh Aisee Baat Hai, Ke Har Waqat Teree Yaadein, Hamaare Sath Hain, Dil Chahataa Hai Ki, Tujhko Tujhee Se Churaa Loo, Par Mummy Kahti Hain, Ki Choree Karnaa Buri Baat Hai…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khate Hain Kasam Hum, Aapko Kabhi Khone Nahin Denge, Aap Ho Jaao Hum Se Juda, Hum Aisa Hone Nahin Denge, Aaapko Bhijwa Rahe Hain, Keemti Tohfa Machhron Ka, Jo Raaat Bhar, Aap Ko Sone Nahin Denge…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Haseena Per Nigaahe Thahri Thi, Uski Aankhe Jheel Se Bhi Gahri Thi, Thak Gaya Main Use I Love U Kahte Kahte, Phir Pata Chala Yaar Wo To Bahri Thi!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jis Hospital ke Hum Doctor hain, Humari Patni Waha ki Nurse hain Kya ajeeb julm sahna padta hain Apni hi Biwi ko Sister kehna padta h
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khat Likhati Ho Gori Ya Likhati Ho Keetab, Likhna Aata Nahin Likhati Ho Behisaab, **** Maaf Karna Parmeshvar Yeh Bhool Hamari Hai, Puchhne Se Pata Chala Ke Woh Nirdhan Nari Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kabhi Hausla Aazma Lena Chahiye Bure Waqt Me Muskara Lena Chahiye Jab Saat Din Me Bhi Khujli Naa Mite To Aathve Din Achhe se Naha Lena Chahiye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • उम्र की राह में जज्बात बदल जाते है। वक़्त की आंधी में हालात बदल जाते है सोचता हूं काम कर-कर के रिकॉर्ड तोड़ दूं। कमबख्त सैलेरी देख के ख्यालात बदल जाते हैं
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz hai... Aap hamare dil me base ho. . Aap hamare dil me base ho... Wah wah... Thoda side ho jao saans lene wale pipe me fase ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • hamne tumse pyar kiya abla samaj kar, tere baap ne mujhe pita tabla samaj kar. maine tumse pyar kiya durga samaj kar, tere bhaiyo ne mujhe kata murga samaj kar.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi, Khud Khusi Par Bhasan De Raha Tha:- Khud Khusi Paap Hai, Julum Hai, Gunah Hai, Bujdili Hai, Pagalpan Hai, Khudkhusi Karne Se Behtar Hai Ki , Aadmi Khud Ko Goli Maar Le…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai, Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai, Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun, Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khatarnak shayari Teri dosti ne mujhe aisha pyasa banaya, Wah wah.. Teri dosti ne mujhe aisa pyasa banaya, Tu 2 minute ruk me pani pk aaya.
    • 10 years ago



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