Use karte hain make-up ka dabba roz kyu
Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain roz kyu
Mummy, tum to kehthi thi Eid to kab ki gayi
Phir padosan se gale milte hain papa roz kyu.
Ladki: Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi
Ladka: Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga
Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga..
Har dum yaad rakhenge tumhe STAR PLUS ki tarha,
Har pal Bakhabar rakhenge AAJ TAK ki tarha,
Har pal Entertain karenge B4U ki tarha,
Par mujhe Ignore mat karna DOORDARSHAN ki tarha..
Funny shayari BY THIEF..
Mobile ke Night Plans Ne To Hume, Bhuka MaarDiya Hai Dosto,
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Jis Ghar Mein Chori k Liye Jao, Koi Na Koi Aashiq Jag Raha Hota Hai...
Majnu Ko Laila SMS Nahi Aaya
Majnu Ne Do Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya
Majnu Marne Vala Tha Laila K Pyaar Me
Laila Baithee Thee Sms Free Hojane Ke Intezar Me…
Ye Zindagi Tere Saath Ho,
Ye Arzoo Din Raat Ho
Mai Tere Sang Sang Chalu,
Tu Har Safar Mai Mere Sath Ho
Mai Kanto Par Bhi Chal Padu,
Tere Pyar Ki Jab Barsat Ho
Kabhi Sham Dhale Jab Hum Mile,
Na Din Dhale Na Raat Ho
Ye Zindagi Bas Tere Sath Ho.
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Book khulte hi exam ka sama hota hai,
aise mousam mai hi to dimag kharab hota hai.
dimag ki baatein paper main nahi aati,
ye fasana to mark sheet per bayan hota hai…..