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  • Chhod diye wo kam jinke galat the anjam, Ab kuchh din nek kamo me bitayenge, Aur 12thpass karne ke baad hi, Koi nayi ladki ptayenge.
    • 9 years ago



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  • (१) यारो के बिच याराना सिख गए ! थोरा सुर लगाया और तराना सिख गए !! सब कुछ ठीक था अपने जिंदगी में...! गलत तो तब हुआ जब दिल लगाना सिख गए !!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dil diya tha mohabbat ki nishani samajh kar, Kambakht wo kha gayi BIRYANI samajh kar, Khoon-e-dil v na chhoda us zalim ne.Wo v pi gayi NIMBU PANI samajh kar.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arz kia hai.... Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao... Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao... Der na karo, Foran bhai bahan ban jaao...
    • 9 years ago



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  • o ankhon se hamesha rahte hen Dor.. . Wah Wah, . . Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen dor.. . . . . Wo Question Exam me ate hen Zaror...
    • 9 years ago



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  • hm jante the ki tum hmse sirf nfrat hi krth thi.. phir b aye dil tumse diwano ki tarh pyr krta tha... jb tm udsh hti thi na tab hame bhi kush acha nahi lagta tha... jb tume khush dekha tha na to hme kitna khush hote the a said ham tumhe bta nhi sakte the... tm nafrat krti thi phir bhi..a dil tme paglo ki tarh pyr krta tha... socho...agr tm pyr krti to hm kya karte...!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arz hai... Aap hamare dil me base ho. . . . . . . .Aap hamare dil me base ho... Wah wah Thoda side ho jao saans lene wale pipe me fase ho.
    • 9 years ago



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  • School se hasil ki hum ne education Phir bhi na samajh paaye dil ki difinition Dil k darwaze pe likh diya no admission Phir bhi ap chle aaye without permission.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arz kiya hai Heer ro ro kar ranza se kah rahi hai, . Wah wah.. . Heer ro ro kar ranza se kah rahi hai, . . Duptta chhor de kutte meri nak bah rahi hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Shaadi ke baad cigratee chhod dunga, shaddi ke baad sharab chhod dunga, subh tak naasha na utre to ye nahi kehna, shaadi ke baad tumhe chhod dunga.
    • 9 years ago



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  • O God तू अपरम्पारा करो बेडा पार हमारा My Boat फंसी मझधारा Please Give Me Some सहारा I Don’t Have Any किनारा नहीं दिखता कोई नजारा Please Take Fastly ANy Action मैं बिकता खड़े बजारा O God तू अपरम्पारा करो बेडा पार हमारा Please Give Me Some Power मैं बन जाऊं चाँद सितारा मेरी विनती सुन लो GODA मैं लेता नाम तुम्हारा….
    • 9 years ago



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  • AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe NaaZ Karti Hai.. Wah...wah... AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe NaaZ Karti Hai.. . . . . . . . . . . Grammar to aata nahi Magar english mein baat karti hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega, Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega, Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo, Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega???
    • 9 years ago



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  • CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati Wah-Wah CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Muqaddar Mein Raat Ko Neend Nahi To Kya, …Muqaddar Mein Raat Ko Neend Nahi To Kya Hum Bhi Muqaddar Ko Chuna Lagate Hain Aur Din Mein Hi So Jaate Hain
    • 9 years ago



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  • Judge – You are crossing the limits. Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge – How dare you call me saala? Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dil torne wale ko saza nahi milti, Har kisi ko pyar karne ki dua nahi milti, Log kahte hai ishq to ek rog hai, To phir medical store pe iski "Dawa" kyu nahi milti.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hamesha hasne walo ko b gum ho skta h wah wah Hamesha hasne walo ko b gum ho skta h wah wah . . koi b lawaris vastu na chhuye usme bum ho skta hai..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Shadi Se Pahle Biwi Likhati Thi, Tumhaare Charno Ki Daasi, Ab Shaadi Ke Baad Likha Jata Hai, Tumhaare Khoon Ki Pyasi, Mana Ke Skirt Pahanane Se, Bhagane Se Aasani Rahti Hai, Magar Bhagane Ki Nobat Bhi, Aati Toh Hai Skirt Ke Sabab Se, Hotal Mein Jiske Saath Tha Main, Kamar Mein Haath Dale, Yaar Woh Meri Biwi Nahi Kisi Aur Ki Biwi Thi…
    • 9 years ago



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