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  • 1Shayr ne Arz Kia "Mehfil me hmare jute kho gye to hm ghar kese jyenge" mene kaha "jnab Ap shayri to shuru kro itne aynge ki gin nhi pyenge
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dali Dali Par Nazar Dali Kisi Ne Is Par Dali Kisine Us Par Dali Maine Bhi Kisi P Nazar Dali Jis P Dali Uske BAAP Ne Uski Shadi Kahi Or Kr Dali
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kabhi na chuka sako wo loan hai hum, Jo hamesha bajti hi rahe wo tone hai hum, Ab to pehchan gaye hoge k kaun hai hum...? SMS ki duniya k DON hai hum..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dil ko jalane se kya faida, ansu bahane se kya faida, jab usne hume chhod k kisi or ka haath tham he lia, to ab uske chote bhai ko cheez dilane ka kya faida.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Main Ek Seedha Sadha Insan Hu Par Main Apni Baayi Aankh Se Pareshan Hu Jab Bhi Main Kisi Ko Dekhta Hu Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Jati Hai Bachpan Ka Ek Kissa Suniye, Ye Baat Hai Bachpan Ki Meri Class Me Padhti Thi Rekha Maine Usko Dekha Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Gayee Wo Uchhal Gayee Machal Gayee, Aur Kaksha Se Nikal Gayee Principal Madam Ka Bulawa Aaya Unhone Mujhe Lamba Chowra Bhashan Pilaya Isse Pehle Ki Wo Mujhe Aur Kuch Keh Paati Meri Baayi Aakh Chal Gayee Unhone Mujhe Vidyalaya Se Nikala Phir Mai Sidha Andaman Aa Pahucha Andaman Me Meri Shadi Ki Baat Chali Jaise Hi Maine Sasu Ji Ko Dekha Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Gayee Sasur Ji Kehne Lage Bete Shadi Karne Aaye Ho Meri Beti Se Aur Line Marte Ho Meri Patni Ko Tabse Main Kunwara Tha Shayad Bhagvan Ko Mujh Par Taras Aaya Unhone Mujhe Shivani Se Milaya Maine Use Apna Haal Bataya Tab Jake Usne Mujhe Apnaya Ab Main Shadi Shuda Hoon Aur Ek Natkhat Chulbuli Beti (Vaibhavi) Ka Baap Hoon…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi, Khud Khusi Par Bhasan De Raha Tha:- Khud Khusi Paap Hai, Julum Hai, Gunah Hai, Bujdili Hai, Pagalpan Hai, Khudkhusi Karne Se Behtar Hai Ki , Aadmi Khud Ko Goli Maar Le…
    • 10 years ago



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  • ISHQ me Hum Huye Itne Pagal ki Humne Unki Zulfon k Saaye me rehne ki kasam kha dali Woh Nikli itni Bewafa ki usne apni Zulfen hi kata dali.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Haste dilo me gham bhi hai, muskurati aankhe kabhi nam bhi hai, dua karte hai aapki hansi kabhi na ruke, kyunki apki muskurahat ke deewane hum bhi hai…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Log Isq Karte Hain, Bade Shor Ke Saath, Hamne Bhi Kiya, Bade Jor Ke Saath, Magar Ab Karenge Thoda, Gour Ke Saath, Kyonki Kal Usko Dekha, Kisi Aur Ke Saath…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Koi najro se ishara kar leta hain, Koi aankho se kuch kah deta hain Bada hi muskil ho jata h jawab dena Jab koi English me baat kar leta hai :)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek dukhi girlfriend ne, apne boyfrnd ke liye, shayari likhi... . . Phoolo ka raja, Baharo ka shahzada. . . Dil tor kar chala gaya.. KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA.. ;-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chehre Pe Daag Aur Aankho Me Nami Hai Chehre Pe Daag Aur Aankho Me Nami Hai Jyada Socho Mat, Tumhe VITAMIN "C" Aur "IODIN" ki Kami Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Apni Haseen Ankho Me Chupalo Mujko. Mohabat Agr Krte Ho Tu Churalo Mujko. Khone Ka Agr Khaof Hai Tou. Dil Ki Har Dharkan Me Basalo mujko. Dhoop Ho ya Saya Ho Tere Sath Sath Chalengy . Yakin Na ho To Azmalo Mujko. Tere Dukh Ko Seh Len Ge Hans Kr Hm. Apne Badan
    • 10 years ago



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  • :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    :maple_leaf:एक शायर डॉक्टर बन गया
    अब देखो उसने दवाई कैसे समझाई

    :currency_exchange: दिल लगा के मोहब्बत में धमाल करें।
    सीरप को अच्छी तरह से हिला के इस्तेमाल करें ।।

    :currency_exchange:दिल मेरा टूट गया उठी जब उसकी डोली।
    सुबह दोपहर शाम बस एक एक गोली॥

    :currency_exchange:कभी आके मेरी मोहब्बत का सुरूर देखें
    तमाम दवायें बच्चों की पहुँच से दूर रखें॥

    :currency_exchange: दिल मेरा इश्क़ करने पे रज़ामंद रहेगा।
    इतवार के दिन अस्पताल बन्द रहेगा॥
    :laughing::laughing::laughing::joy::joy::joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Doctor Jokes Sms , Funny Shayari SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • zindagi ki bhaag daud raaste badal jate hai Tez hawa mein sahil ke kinare badal jate hai Aksar sochta hu padh-2 ke sa record tod du Par kitaab kholte hi iraade badal jate hain
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aapki Khoobsurti se hum b SHARMINDA hain . Kahin Bhul se bhi Kabristan mat chale jana . Warna Log samjhenge Bhoot abhi jinda hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aisi WANI boliye ki jamkar JHAGDA hoye, Gour farmaye..! Aisi wani boliye ki jamkar JHAGDA hoye, Par usse na boliye jo aap se TAGDA hoye!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Raj teri ankho me Dard ka jo rang hai Wah wah Raj teri ankho me dard ka jo rang hai Chai ki ye Umang hai Tarang Hi Tarang Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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