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  • Judge – You are crossing the limits. Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge – How dare you call me saala? Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chehre Pe Daag Aur Aankho Me Nami Hai Chehre Pe Daag Aur Aankho Me Nami Hai Jyada Socho Mat, Tumhe VITAMIN "C" Aur "IODIN" ki Kami Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Abe O pagal, 1 Zabardast Sher Sun Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi Tu Kya Frmaya? Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi Tu Or Bandron Ki Race Me "Jeeta" Bi Tu
    • 10 years ago



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  • One Boy To Waiter: Hum Yahan Nahi Rahenge, Humare Paise Wapis Karo, Itna Chhota Kamra Aur Bas Ek Stool, Tumne Hume Bewkoof Samajh Rakha Hai Kya? Waiter: Sir, Kamrey Mein To Chaliye Ye Lift Hai…
    • 10 years ago



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  • SMS 1bimari he jo waqt ko barbad karti he Aao mil k kasam khaye k ye bimari khatam karenge Ek Call roz tum karo baki sare Miss Calls hum karenge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ram Ne Sita Ko SMS Kiya, Dear Situ, What’s Up? Main Yaha Mast Hu And Hope Tu Bhi Good Hogi, Laxman Tujhe Miss Karta Hai… Yaar Tu Tension Na Le, Main Bahut Jaldi Tujhe Ravan Ke Yaha Se Le Jaunga. Maine BSNL Ka Sim Liya Hai, Aur Ravan Ka Number Free Karwa Liya Hai, Ravan Ko Maine Mobile Per Bahut Gaaliya Di, Saale Ne Ye Bol Ke Phone Kaat Diya Ki Battery Low Hai, Main Tujhe Micromax Ka 30 Days Battery Backup, Dual Sim Wala, Aur 8GB Ka Card Sad Song Bhar Ke Mr. Hanuman Ke Hath Bhej Raha Hun. Isme Net Surfing Bhi Hai… Ab Hum Tum Night Mein Calling Ke Maje Le Payenge, India Mein 3G Bhi Lauch Ho Chuka Hai, Ho Sake To Lanka Se Video Calling Ka Try Karna… Laxman Top-Up Card Lene Gaya Hai, Aur Haan Maine Vibhishan Ko Facebook Pe Add Kar Liya Hai. Lanka Mein Kya Ho Raha Hai, Wo Sab Status Update Kar Deta Hai, Chal Baad Mein Chat Karenge, Bye! Love You… Ram
    • 10 years ago



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  • Har Chand Ka Didar Alag Hota Hai.. Har Beer Ka Nasha Alag Hota Hai.. Kisi 1 Ladki Pe Zindgi Barbad Mat Karna.. Q Ke Har Ladki Ka "FIGURE" Alag Hota Hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chala Ja Message Tu Banke Gulab Hogi Sachi Dosti To Ayega Jawab Na Aaya Jawab To Mat Hona Udaas Samjh Lena Bartan Saaf Kar Rahein Hain Janab…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mohabbat mein jab mujhe Dhoka mila, To zindagi me charo aur udasi cha gayi, Socha tha ki AAG laga dunga es duniya ko Par kambhakt colony mein dusri aa gayi :)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chuhe Ne Kia Sherni Ko Propose, Gift Dia Red Rose Sherni Ne Kaha,Surat Aaine Me Dekh Chuha Bola,Surat Pe Mat Ja Darling CONFIDENCE Ko DEkh...
    • 10 years ago



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  • The Best SMS Joke On Doctor Dr. To Patient’s Friend – Agar Ek Ghanta Pehle Le Aate To Hum Isse Bacha Lete… Friend: Abe Sale, 15 Minute Pehle To Accident Hua Hai… :-D Wah Doctor Bhai… Wah!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rishtay torr deti hai GF insaan ko tanha kar deti hai GF Naa aanay dena dil ke kareeb kabhi isko kayu ke dil se dharkan ko juda kar deti har GF . . . GF bolay to galat fehmi jo abi apko hogi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • ना वक्त इतना हैं कि सिलेबस पूरा किया जाए;
    ना तरकीब कोई की एग्जाम पास किया जाए;
    ना जाने कौन सा दर्द दिया है इस पढ़ाई ने;
    ना रोया जाय और ना सोया जाए।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Javani aave to masti lage che, paranya pacchi te sasti lage che, teniyo aave to vasti lage che, ane pacchi to love letter pan pasti lage che...
    • 10 years ago



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  • कभी ना आये पसंद मेरा साथ तो बता देना ...,,
    हम तुमारी खुशी के लीये तुम्ही को गोली मार देगे.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dil ko jalane se kya faida, ansu bahane se kya faida, jab usne hume chhod k kisi or ka haath tham he lia, to ab uske chote bhai ko cheez dilane ka kya faida.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ham Gaye the Unke Ghar. Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo. Unki Maa Ne Khola Darwaza. Hum Ghabra K Bole Aunty Bachoo Ko Polio Ki Dwa Pilwalo..
    • 10 years ago



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  • hansi mazak k ye din yaad rakhna is kasamkhan ki dosti ko yaad rakhna mahefil me agr kl me rahu na rahu EK THA TIGER bs itna yaad rakhna
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.
    • 10 years ago



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