Funny Shayari SMS

Teri Zindagi Mein Kabhi Ghum Na Ho
Teri Aankhe Kabhi Gam Na Ho
Meri Dua Hai Ke Mile Tujhe Ek Smart Si Dulhan
Jiska Wieght 150 Kg. Se Kam Na Ho!

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Arz Kiya hai - . . Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha Wah wah wah. . Dil h sachha aur dimaagh hai Kacha . . Tere msgs nai aa rhe kya bat hai Bachha.

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Vaat Raakhi Dil Ma,Vaat kahi na Sakya, Yaad Karya Tamne to Swaas Lai na Sakya, Puchhyu Koiea Mane Ke Tame BHUT Joyu Che? Janva Chhatay Tamaru Naam Lai Na Sakya.

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Kabhi na chuka sako wo loan hai hum, Jo hamesha bajti hi rahe wo tone hai hum, Ab to pehchan gaye hoge k kaun hai hum...? SMS ki duniya k DON hai hum..

10 years ago

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Arz Kiya hai - . . Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha Wah wah wah. . Dil h sachha aur dimaagh hai Kacha Tere msgs nai aa rhe kya bat hai Bachha.

10 years ago

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Arz kiya hai...Udhar aap majabur baithe hain... Idhar hum khamosh baithe hain. Baat ho to kaise ho.. Jab dono taraf do kanjush baithe hain.

10 years ago

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Main aapko chand kehta, Main aapko chand kehta Lekin usme bhi daag hai Main aapko suraj kehta, Main aapko Suraj kehta Lekin usme bhi aag hai Main aapko bandar kehta, Main aapko bandar kehta Lekin usme bhi dimaag hai.

10 years ago

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Ek dukhi girlfriend ne, apne boyfrnd ke liye, shayari likhi... . . Phoolo ka raja, Baharo ka shahzada. . . Dil tor kar chala gaya.. KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA.. ;-)

10 years ago

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Bina make-up ke ladki khas lagti hai Make-up karle to bindas lagti hai Papa ke sath jaye to udas lagti hai Par jab jaye akeli to jhakas lagti hai.

10 years ago

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Tum Ho Subah or Sham Ki Tarah, . Tum Ho Khushiyo Ke Paigam Ki Tarah, . TumKo Mene Kab Bhulaya, . Tum to Yad Rhte Ho Muje Mere Naam Ki Tarah.

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Arz kia he.. Suhagrat he Ghunghat utha rha hu Wah wah Suhagrat he Ghunghat utha rha hu Arey ye to koi or he Mai Mummy ko bula rha hu...

10 years ago

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Ladkiya hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi?.. Ladkiya hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi?.. Badnasib hai woh ladkiya jinke nasib me hum nahi.

10 years ago

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Chor Pkdvanu Machin Shodhayu... U.S.A Ma 1 Divas Ma 15 Chor Pkdya, . Rashiya Ma 20, . Chin Ma 30, . India Ma 1 Klak Ma To Machin Choray Gyu....!!!

10 years ago

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Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen Dor.. . Wah Wah, . . Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen dor.. . . . . Wo Question Exam me ate hen Zaror...

10 years ago

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Roz Subha Hum Kehte Hai Unhe Good Morning Roz Subah Hum Kehte Hai Unhe Good Morning . Wo Aise Ghoor K Dekhti Hai Jaise 1 Error Aur 5 Warning.

10 years ago

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Hum Jeete 1 Bar Hain Hum Marte Ek Baar Hain Pyar Bhi Ek Baar Hota Hai Aur Shadi Bhi Ek Bar Hi Hoti Hai Toh Fir Ye Saale Exams Bar-Bar Kyon?…

10 years ago

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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho, Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho, Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho, Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?

10 years ago

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mat chhino college ke baccho se mobile ye akele rehne se darte hai lo exam bhi sms par kyo ki ye ek hi chiz to hai jo mann lagakar padte he.

10 years ago

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Machhar Ne Jo Kata, Dil Mein Mere Janun Tha, Khujali Itni Huyi Ke, Dil Besukun Tha, Pakda Toh Chhod Diya, Yeh Sochkar, Saale Ki Rago Mein, Apna Hi Khoon Tha…

10 years ago

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