Na janne kab koi taara toot jaaye.
na janne kab koi annsoo aankh se choot jaaye.
kuch pal hamare sath bhi hass lo
na jaane kab tumhare daant toot jaaye..
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati
Wah-Wah
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati
Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati!
Main aapko chand kehta,
Main aapko chand kehta
Lekin usme bhi daag hai
Main aapko suraj kehta,
Main aapko Suraj kehta
Lekin usme bhi aag hai
Main aapko bandar kehta,
Main aapko bandar kehta
Lekin usme bhi dimaag hai.
PYAR VYAR to ek bahana hai,
Aankh mile na mile LIPS ko milana hai,
Yehi style hai sab ASHIQON ka,
kya kare yaar RAJ KAPUR ka nahi IMRAN HASHMI ka zamana hai!
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Arre Hame to apno ne luta tha... Gairo me kahan dum tha...
Meri haddi wahan tuti jaha hospital band tha.
mujhe us ABULANCE Me dala jiska petrol kum tha .
Mujhe RIKSHE Me isliye bithaya kyuki uska kiraya kam tha..
Mujhe doctron ne uthaya. nursonme kaha dum tha..
Mujhe us bed pe litaya. Jiske neeche BOMB Tha...
Mujhe bomb se udaaya, goli me kaha dum tha..
Aur COLLEGE Me Dafnaya Kyuki KABARISTAAN Me FUNCTION THA... Lol...!!
STUDENT KE DARD KO UNIVERSITY KYA JANE
COLLEGE KE RIVAZO KO PARENTS KYA JANE
HOTI HAI KITNI TAQLEEF EK PAPER LIKHNE ME
WOH PAPER CHECK KARNE WALE KYA JANE.
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Tum Jo Aye Zindgi Me...baat Ban Gyi..
Tum Jo Aye Zindgi Me... Baat Ban Gyi..
Waha Wah Kya Baat Hai
Gaur Farmaiyega
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Tum Jo Aye Zindgi Me... Baat Ban Gyi..
Samose Me Chutney Daali... Chaat Ban Gyi..
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Ek Doctor Ki Kahani Usi Ki Jubani:
Hu Me Doctor Jaha, Meri Wife Hai Nurse Waha,
Ye Kesa Julm Mujhe Sehna Padta Hai,
Apne Hi Wife Ko Sister Kehna Padta Hai.
Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain,
Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte hain,
Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse,
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