Funny Shayari SMS

Arz kiya hai... Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki Mail Aana Bund Hai? Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki Mail Aana Bund Hai? Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Outlook bund Hai!!!

10 years ago

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Raja ko mili badi muskil se rani Wah.. Wah.. Raja ko mili badi muskil se rani. New maggi cup mania.. Just add garam pani and carry on jani..

10 years ago

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Hawa Ka Jhoka Aaya Teri Khushbu Sath Laya Hawa Ka Jhoka Aaya Teri Khushbu Sath Laya Mai Samajh Gayi Ki Tu Aaj Phir Nhi Nahaya

10 years ago

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Mobile Ek Mandir He, Sim Card Uska Devta He, Call Karne Wala Pujari He, SMS Bhejne Wala Dani He, Padhane Wala Bhakt He, Reply Na Karne Wala Ek Mahan Bhikhari H.

10 years ago

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BF 2 GF- Kal Teri yaad vich main itna doob gaya Kal Teri yaad vich main itna doob gaya main potty karne baitha si,te pant kholna bhul gaya.

10 years ago

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Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya, Kushbu tere sath laya, Phir mere dil me khayal aaya, Ke lagta hay ki, Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi ‘NAHAYA

10 years ago

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Dilna dard ne na chhedso diwana jagi jase, Shama ne na bujavo parvana jagi jase. Jo SHAKYA hoyto bhuli jajo SHAREBAZAR, Baki cover karata jamana lagi jase.

10 years ago

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Arz kiya hai... Udhar aap majabur baithe hain.. Idhar hum khamosh baithe hain.. Baat ho to kaise ho.. Jab dono taraf do kanjush baithe hain.

10 years ago

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Kabhi Hausla Aazma Lena Chahiye Bure Waqt Me Muskara Lena Chahiye Jab Saat Din Me Bhi Khujli Naa Mite To Aathve Din Achhe se Naha Lena Chahiye.

10 years ago

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Chup Rahoge To Baat Kon Karega, Hum Na Honge To Yaad Kon Karega, Maana Ke Hum itne Sweet To Nahi Jo Aapko Pal-Pal Yaad Aaye, Par Hum Na Rahe To Aapko Pareshaan Kon Karega.

10 years ago

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Bhoot1-tu kese mara? Bhoot2-Jyda thand se Or Tu? B1-patni pe shak tha, pura ghar dhundha koi ni mila, Sharm se sucide krli, B2-Freez khol leta to dono bach jate.

10 years ago

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Na DiL Ki Baazi Thi Na DiL Ka Sauda Agar De Deti Wo Hume Waqt Apna Thoda, Na Aati AaJ Ye Nobat Aur Na Koi Puchta, Sir With Water Ya With Soda.

10 years ago

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Colge me EDUCATION ka Khel hota h Waha 2 DILO ka Mel hota h Islye hr Saal PAPU fail hota h

10 years ago

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Devu che Dil maru Daan Ma.. Wah.. wah.. wah.. Devu che Dil maru Daan Ma.. Wah.. wah.. wah.. Devu che Dil maru Daan Ma... Che Koi "Maal" tamara Dhyan Ma..??

10 years ago

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Arz Hai.. Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji.. Wah Wah.. Ershad Ershad.. Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji.. Aur Nangu Pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji! :P

10 years ago

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Phool hai gulab ka kaaton se kya darna, Phool hai gulab ka kaaton se kya darna, Pyaar karte hai hum dono, Tere baap se kya darna.

10 years ago

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Bina make-up ke ladki khas lagti hai Make-up karle to bindas lagti hai Papa ke sath jaye to udas lagti hai Par jab jaye akeli to jhakas kagti hai.

10 years ago

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Bindas Muskurao Kya Gam Hai,
Zindgi Me Tension Kisko Kam Hai,
Yaad Karne Wale To Bahut Hai Aapko,
Dil Se ‘Tang’ Karne Wale To Sirf Hum Hai.

10 years ago

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Zindgi Ki Har Ek Udaan Baaki Hai Har Mod Pr Ek Imtihan Baki Hai Abhi To Sirf Aap Hi Pareshan Hai Mujhse Abhi To Pura Hindustan Baaki Hai…

10 years ago

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Deadly sher on “SUPERMAN” Arz Kiya He Ye, Man Bahut Hi Super He Wah Wah Yeh Man Bahut Hi Super He Isliye To Iski Chaddi Pant K Upar He

10 years ago

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