Funny Shayari SMS

Ek Chor Chori Karne Ek Ghar Mein Ghusa, Malik: Kaun Hai? Chor: Miyaaun… Malik: Kaun Hai? Chor: Miyaaun… Malik: Kaun Hai? Chor: Sale Billi Hai Billi…

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MUST READ: Arre Hame to apno ne luta tha... Gairo me kahan dum tha... Meri haddi wahan tuti jaha hospital band tha. mujhe us ABULANCE Me dala jiska petrol kum tha . Mujhe RIKSHE Me isliye bithaya kyuki uska kiraya kam tha.. Mujhe doctron ne uthaya. nursonme kaha dum tha.. Mujhe us bed pe litaya. Jiske neeche BOMB Tha... Mujhe bomb se udaaya, goli me kaha dum tha.. Aur COLLEGE Me Dafnaya Kyuki KABARISTAAN Me FUNCTION THA... Lol...!!

10 years ago

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Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai, Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai, Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro, Jab Girlfriend Se Shadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai.! :D

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CID Again: Ghare Ghare Thay Chhe Sasu Vahu Na Kajiya, Ghare Ghare Thay Chhe Sasu Vahu Na Kajiya, ACP Bolyo: DAYA , Varsad Chhe Lai Aav Ne 500 Gm. Bhajiya.

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Zubaida, Karishma, Kareena, Natima Chalo Aaj Sabko Dikha Dun Cinema Meri Umar Kya Hai Ye Kyon Poochhti Ho Kahin Ishq Ka Josh Hota Hai Dheema…

10 years ago

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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho, Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho, Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho, Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho

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Mosam Badla Thand Suru Ho Gai Apke Msg Ke Bina Zindagi Tang Ho Gai Kya Apke Inbox Me Msg Ki Kami Ho Gai Ya Fir Hamare Msg Padkr Bolti Bandh Ho Gai..

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Jaane kya mujhse zamaana chahta hai, Mera dil todkar mujhe hasana chahta hai. Jaane kya baat chalakti hai mere chehre se dosto Har shaks mujhe aazmaana chahta hai.

10 years ago

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Ham Gaye the Unke Ghar. Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo. Unki Maa Ne Khola Darwaza. Hum Ghabra K Bole Aunty Bachoo Ko Polio Ki Dwa Pilwalo..

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Ek ladka ek ladki ko bata rahihai - Ladka:- Tum bahot shundar ho ! Ladki:- Really . Ladka:- Tum bahot shundar ho !! Ladki:- Ok . Ladka:- Tum bahot shundar ho !!! Ladki:- Hmm, main jangaya main bahot shundar hoo. Ladka :- Tum bahot shundar ho !!!! Ladki :- Oh toh hoo , isski aagai kuchtoh batao . Ladka:- Jisko dekhkar mari joban par arkuch nahi ata hai . Anuraj

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Ghantu Ko Vodafone Mein Operator Ki Job Mil Gayi, Magar Pehle Din Hi Use Unhone Bahut Mara Aur Nikal Diya Cause First Caller: Mera Vodafone Ka Sim Kharab Ho Gaya Hai! Ghantu: To Pagal Airtel Ka Le Le…

10 years ago

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Arz H Swarg Sbko Chahiye Pr Marna Koi NhiChahta Wah wah Swarg Sbko Chahie Pr Marna Koi nhi Chahta TOP Sbko Krna H Pr Pdhna Koi Nhi Chahta

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Haathi aur chinti ki shadi huyi dusre din hi haathi mar gaya chinti boli wah re allha ek din ka pyar diya aur sari umar Kabar Khodne ka kaam diya!

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Teacher To Electronis Student: “Naade” Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain? Student: P.H.D. Teacher: Kya Matlab? Student: Pajama Holding Device. ;-)

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CID ne sony se naata jod liya CID ne sony se naata jod liya . Or jis room mein mana rha tha Abhijeet SuhagRaat Daya ne wahi darwaza tod diya.

10 years ago

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Tu chamm chamm kar ke aai, Aur chamm chamm kar chale gai. Me SINDUR ka Diba leke Khade thhe, Tu RAKHI Bandhha ke Chale gai.

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Har dil me hai shirkat hamari, dil jeetna aadat hai hamari, kya hua jo call nahi karte, har mobile ke inbox me hukumat hai hamari.

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Haathi aur chinti ki shadi huyi dusre din hi haathi mar gaya chinti boli wah re allha ek din ka pyar diya aur sari umar Kabar Khodne ka kaam diya!

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O God तू अपरम्पारा करो बेडा पार हमारा My Boat फंसी मझधारा Please Give Me Some सहारा I Don’t Have Any किनारा नहीं दिखता कोई नजारा Please Take Fastly ANy Action मैं बिकता खड़े बजारा O God तू अपरम्पारा करो बेडा पार हमारा Please Give Me Some Power मैं बन जाऊं चाँद सितारा मेरी विनती सुन लो GODA मैं लेता नाम तुम्हारा….

10 years ago

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hansi mazak k ye din yaad rakhna is kasamkhan ki dosti ko yaad rakhna mahefil me agr kl me rahu na rahu EK THA TIGER bs itna yaad rakhna

10 years ago

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