Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai,
Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai,
Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun,
Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai..
Thokar khakar gungunana hi ZINDEGI hai..
Gam pikar muskurana ZINDEGI hai...
1 ladki dhoka dey to koi baat nahin,
Sab kuch bhul kar dusri patana hi ZINDEGI hai..
Ek Doctor Ki Kahani Usi Ki Jubani:
Hu Me Doctor Jaha, Meri Wife Hai Nurse Waha,
Ye Kesa Julm Mujhe Sehna Padta Hai,
Apne Hi Wife Ko Sister Kehna Padta Hai.
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Arre Hame to apno ne luta tha... Gairo me kahan dum tha...
Meri haddi wahan tuti jaha hospital band tha.
mujhe us ABULANCE Me dala jiska petrol kum tha .
Mujhe RIKSHE Me isliye bithaya kyuki uska kiraya kam tha..
Mujhe doctron ne uthaya. nursonme kaha dum tha..
Mujhe us bed pe litaya. Jiske neeche BOMB Tha...
Mujhe bomb se udaaya, goli me kaha dum tha..
Aur COLLEGE Me Dafnaya Kyuki KABARISTAAN Me FUNCTION THA... Lol...!!
Vaat Raakhi Dil Ma,Vaat kahi na Sakya,
Yaad Karya Tamne to Swaas Lai na Sakya,
Puchhyu Koiea Mane Ke Tame BHUT Joyu Che?
Janva Chhatay Tamaru Naam Lai Na Sakya.
School se hasil ki hum ne education
Phir bhi na samajh paaye dil ki difinition
Dil k darwaze pe likh diya no admission
Phir bhi ap chle aaye without permission.
Judge – You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge – How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?