Funny Shayari SMS

Arz kiya hai...Udhar aap majabur baithe hain... Idhar hum khamosh baithe hain. Baat ho to kaise ho.. Jab dono taraf do kanjush baithe hain.

10 years ago

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Agar "TITANIC" picture koi gujarati director banata to uska naam kya rakhta ? socho... socho... "Naavdi Dubi Gori Taara Gaam Ma"

10 years ago

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Ek kutta roz ek ladki se milne jata hai wah wah.. ek kutta roz ek ladki se milne jata hai ab tum hi batao YE Rishta kya kehlata hai?

10 years ago

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Hawaye kehti he dosti kr Fizaye kehti he pyar kar Bahare kehti he shadi kar Par ghar wale kehte hai BAKWAS BAND KAR or padai kar

10 years ago

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Barish Ka Mousam Bahut Tadpata Hai Unki Yaad Aati Hai Jinhe Dil Chahta Hai Lekin Wo Aayein Bhi To Kaise Na Unke Paas Rain Coat Hai Aur Na Chhata Hai…

10 years ago

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Roz Subha Hum Kehte Hai Unhe Good Morning Roz Subah Hum Kehte Hai Unhe Good Morning . Wo Aise Ghoor K Dekhti Hai Jaise 1 Error Aur 5 Warning.

10 years ago

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Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai, Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai, Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti, Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai.

10 years ago

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Aap ki yaad main ek shair arz hai. Today is Monday, tommorow is Manglwar.. Wah wah Today is Monday, tommorow is Mangalwar.. I Miss u Yaar.. I Miss u Yaar.. :)

10 years ago

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SHAYARI BY SARDAR- jis ke dil me dard hai vo DILDAR hai jis ke dil me dard hai wo DILDAR hai, aur Jis ke sar me dard hai wo SARDAR hai.

10 years ago

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Bhoot1-tu kese mara? Bhoot2-Jyda thand se Or Tu? B1-patni pe shak tha, pura ghar dhundha koi ni mila, Sharm se sucide krli, B2-Freez khol leta to dono bach jate.

10 years ago

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4 Ghante GF ka Wait krne k bad Ladke ne Arz kia. Intihaan ho gyi Intezaar ki. Maa kI Aaaankhh aise Pyaar ki.!

10 years ago

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jindagi khushnasib hain unki jo hr mnjil ko mehnt se pa liye kathinaeyan to bss mnjil chun ne ki hai baaki uspr chlne ko bss hausla hi kaafi h

10 years ago

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Kaash koi exam ke rijalt ka insurance kara dete, To har exam ke pehle premium bhar dete, Paas hote to thik varna insurance claim to kar hi dete.

10 years ago

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Aarz kiya hai, Khuda bachaye tumhe in hasino se, nazino se, in mahzebino se, Par in hasino ko kaun bachaye tum jaise Kamino se!

10 years ago

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Bank Ke Lootere Bank Mein Ek Sher Farmate Hain, Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Vahi Milega Wah… Wah… Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Wahi Milega Hands Up Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilega…

10 years ago

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Arz Kiya hai - . . Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha Wah wah wah. . Dil h sachha aur dimaagh hai Kacha Tere msgs nai aa rhe kya bat hai Bachha.

10 years ago

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Haathi aur chinti ki shadi huyi dusre din hi haathi mar gaya chinti boli wah re allha ek din ka pyar diya aur sari umar Kabar Khodne ka kaam diya!

10 years ago

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Bachpan ki woh amiri.. na jane kaha kho gayi, warna kabhi baarish ke pani mein.. hamare bhi jahaaz chala karte the.

10 years ago

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Devu che Dil maru Daan Ma.. Wah.. wah.. wah.. Devu che Dil maru Daan Ma.. Wah.. wah.. wah.. Devu che Dil maru Daan Ma... Che Koi "Maal" tamara Dhyan Ma..??

10 years ago

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Har dil me hai shirkat hamari, dil jeetna aadat hai hamari, kya hua jo call nahi karte, har mobile ke inbox me hukumat hai hamari.

10 years ago

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