Mohabbat mein jab mujhe Dhoka mila,
To zindagi me charo aur udasi cha gayi,
Socha tha ki AAG laga dunga es duniya ko
Par kambhakt colony mein dusri aa gayi :)
Mountain Dew Peene Se Ud Jata Hai Fear.
Basically Ur Concepts R Not Clear.
Wah.. Wah..
Dost Ne Pucha Exam Me "5th Ans Batao"
Maine Kaha "Melody Khao Khud Jaan Jao"
Ek Or Arz Kia Hai,
Maine Piya Aapka Khoon.
Gd Aftrnoon
Gd Aftrnoon
Bas Ek Aur,
Apke Pyar Me Pagal Ho Gaye Peter.
Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80km Per Litre..
Thokar khakar gungunana hi ZINDEGI hai..
Gam pikar muskurana ZINDEGI hai...
1 ladki dhoka dey to koi baat nahin,
Sab kuch bhul kar dusri patana hi ZINDEGI hai..
Arz Hai..
Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund
Lo Darji..
Wah Wah..
Ershad Ershad..
Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund
Lo Darji.. Aur
Nangu Pungu Ghumna Ho To,
Aapki Marji! :P
Ek Aadmi,
Khud Khusi Par Bhasan De Raha Tha:-
Khud Khusi Paap Hai,
Julum Hai, Gunah Hai,
Bujdili Hai, Pagalpan Hai,
Khudkhusi Karne Se Behtar Hai Ki ,
Aadmi Khud Ko Goli Maar Le…
DIL se DIL laga ke dekho,
Meri yaadon ko apne dil mein basa ke dekho,
SMS ki jagah CALL bhi karenge,
bas ek bar mere mobile ka bill chuka ke toh dekho..
Kabhi na chuka sako wo loan hai hum,
Jo hamesha bajti hi rahe wo tone hai hum,
Ab to pehchan gaye hoge k kaun hai hum...?
SMS ki duniya k DON hai hum..