Winter Jokes, Winter SMS, Funny Shayari SMS

: अर्ज किया है...........
किसी को मोहब्बत में जुदाई ना मिले...वाह वाह..... वाह वाह.....
किसी को मोहब्बत में जुदाई ना मिले...वाह वाह..... वाह वाह.....
जो Group में मैसेज ना करे
उसे ठण्ड में रजाई ना मिले......
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Happy Winter

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Ladkiya hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi?.. Ladkiya hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi?.. Badnasib hai woh ladkiya jinke nasib me hum nahi.

10 years ago

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Isq Ne Gaalib, Nikamma Kar Diya, Varna Hum Bhia, Aadmi The Kaam Ke….

10 years ago

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Chor Pkdvanu Machin Shodhayu... U.S.A Ma 1 Divas Ma 15 Chor Pkdya, . Rashiya Ma 20, . Chin Ma 30, . India Ma 1 Klak Ma To Machin Choray Gyu....!!!

10 years ago

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Aaj Girlfriend Ne Kiya Kiss Aur Jal Gaya Lips Aaj Girlfriend Ne Kiya Kiss Aur Jal Gaya Lips Kyoki Wo Kha Kar Aayi Thi "Bingo Red Chili Chips"

10 years ago

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Main ChandraMukhi Tu SurajMukhi Maine tujhse Dukhi Tu Mujhse Dukhi . To Fir ek kaam kar Bulding se Kud Ja . Tu B Sukhi Maine B sukhi.

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Fulo ki hasi Gulab hai, Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h, Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h, Agr koi mere bare me puche to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB hai…

10 years ago

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Aapki Khoobsurti se hum b SHARMINDA hain . Kahin Bhul se bhi Kabristan mat chale jana . Warna Log samjhenge Bhoot abhi jinda hai.

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Jo pyar hmesa sath rhe wo saccha hai ji, Jo musibato me kaam aaye wo achha hai ji, Kabhi kabhi hamse bhi ho jati hai nadaniya, . Qki . DIL TO BACCHA HAI JI.

10 years ago

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Aap Ko Miss Karna Roz Ki Baat Hai, Yaad Karna Aadat Ki Baat Hai, Aap Se Dur Rehna Kayamat Ki Baat Hai, Magar Aap Ko Jhelna Himmat Ki Baat Hai…

10 years ago

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Chehre Pe Daag Aur Aankho Me Nami Hai Chehre Pe Daag Aur Aankho Me Nami Hai Jyada Socho Mat, Tumhe VITAMIN "C" Aur "IODIN" ki Kami Hai.

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Arre Hume to Angrezi ne loota, Desi me kahan dum tha, Hum to wahan jakar ladkhadaye, Jaha bear ka drum tha..

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Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya.. Gor frmaiye.. Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya.... ACP tha toilet me or Daya ne darwaja tod diya......

10 years ago

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Zami Pe Suraj Ka Ishara Aaya Hai, Samundar ki Lehro ka kinara Aaya Hai, Aap kyu Gumsum Se Baithe Hai Ab to Muskuraiye, Apke Paas humara sms Aaya Hai.

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वो मेरी किस्मत मेरी तकदीर हो गयी;
हमने उनकी याद में इतने ख़त लिखे कि;
वह ‘रद्दी’ बेचकर ही अमीर हो गयी!

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Teri yado ko palko pe sajayege Jb tk zindgi h hr rasm nibhyenge Dene ko to kuch nhi hmare pas Par Teri 32 si todne Tere Ghar tk ayenge.

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Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne k bad, Ab kisiko dekna nhi tumhe dekhne k bad, Dunia ch0d denge tmhe pane k bad, Khuda maff kre itna jhoot bolne bad.

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Tumhari Saalgirah Pe Jaana Kia Bhejoon, Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh Apna Dil Bhejoon, Phir Soochta Hoon Jaana Kion Na, Tumhare Liye Kee Hui Shopping Ka Bill Bhejoon.

10 years ago

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Javani aave to masti lage che, paranya pacchi te sasti lage che, teniyo aave to vasti lage che, ane pacchi to love letter pan pasti lage che...

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Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad, Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhein Dekhne Ke Baad, Dunia Chod Deinge Tumhein Pane K Baad, Khuda Maff Kre Itna Jhoot Bolne Ke Baad!

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