Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai
Javab Main Bhi
Saval Main Bhi
Aaj Main Bhi Filhal Main Bhi
Zindagi Kis Kadar Rulati Hai
Jab Tu Yad Ati Hai
Rakib Main Bhi
Yaroo Main Bhi
Tanhai Main Bhi Charo Main Bhi Zindagi
Din Main Tare Dikhati Hai
Jab Tu Yad Ati Hai
Devdas Ne Paaro Ke Ghar Ke Saamne
Susu Kar Diya,
Paro Ne Pucha, “Dev Ye Tune Kya Kar Diya?”
Devdas Bola, “Teri Bewafai Ne Itna Dard Diya Ki Aansuon Ne Apna Rasta Badal Diya.”
Tum haseen ho to hum bhi kuch kam nahi
Tum mehlo ki ho to hum bhi sadko ke nahi
Pyaar kar ke kehti ho ke shaadi shuda hoon
Kaan khol kar sun lo Kunware hum bhi nahi.
Arz he..
Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Gaur farmaaiga...
Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Ek cup shubah .. or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge
Terri Yaadon Mein,
Kuchh Aisee Baat Hai,
Ke Har Waqat Teree Yaadein,
Hamaare Sath Hain,
Dil Chahataa Hai Ki,
Tujhko Tujhee Se Churaa Loo,
Par Mummy Kahti Hain,
Ki Choree Karnaa Buri Baat Hai…
Stri Aur Purush Ke Aansuo Me Yahi Antar Hai Ki Stri Ke
Aansu Farmaish Puri Hone Se Pahle Nikalte Hai Jabki
Purush Ke Aansu FARMAISH Puri Ho Jane Ke Baad
Tumhari Saalgirah Pe Jaana Kia Bhejoon,
Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh Apna Dil Bhejoon,
Phir Soochta Hoon Jaana Kion Na,
Tumhare Liye Kee Hui Shopping Ka Bill Bhejoon.
Mountain Dew Peene Se Ud Jata Hai Fear.
Basically Ur Concepts R Not Clear.
Wah.. Wah..
Dost Ne Pucha Exam Me "5th Ans Batao"
Maine Kaha "Melody Khao Khud Jaan Jao"
Ek Or Arz Kia Hai,
Maine Piya Aapka Khoon.
Gd Aftrnoon
Gd Aftrnoon
Bas Ek Aur,
Apke Pyar Me Pagal Ho Gaye Peter.
Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80km Per Litre..
Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai,
Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai,
Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun,
Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai..
Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne k bad,
Ab kisiko dekna nhi tumhe dekhne k bad,
Dunia ch0d denge tmhe pane k bad,
Khuda maff kre itna jhoot bolne bad.