Khwabo K Andar Zinda Mat Raho;
Balke Apne Andar Khwabo Ko Zinda Rakho;
Mohabbat Unse Nahi Hoti Jo Khoobsurat Ho;
Khoobsurat To Wo Hota Hai Jinse Mohabbat Ho!!!
Na ishq kar mare yaar
yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai,
na karna in par aitbaar
yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
aur number mera lagati hai …
Devdas Ne Paaro Ke Ghar Ke Saamne
Susu Kar Diya,
Paro Ne Pucha, “Dev Ye Tune Kya Kar Diya?”
Devdas Bola, “Teri Bewafai Ne Itna Dard Diya Ki Aansuon Ne Apna Rasta Badal Diya.”
Dil ke mehmaan ban jao,
ankho ke armaan ban jao,
.
hontho ki muskan ban jao,
.
yeh sab bhi ban jana lekin,
.
pehle zara,
.
cartoon se,
.
insaan to ban jao.
Yaad Aane Lage Chacha Ghalib
Ya Elahi! Ye Majra Kya Hai?
Taakta Hoon Harek Ladki Ko
Varna In Aankhon Ka Fayda Kya Hai
Kapdo Ki Aabo Taab Dikhane Mein Reh Gya
Kuch Khoobsurato Ko Lubhane Mein Reh Gya
Murge Ki Taang Kha Gye Shadi Mein Saare Log
Main Deston Se Hath Milane Mein Reh Gya…
Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega.
Use karte hain make-up ka dabba roz kyu
Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain roz kyu
Mummy, tum to kehthi thi Eid to kab ki gayi
Phir padosan se gale milte hain papa roz kyu.
Devu che Dil maru Daan Ma..
Wah.. wah.. wah..
Devu che Dil maru Daan Ma..
Wah.. wah.. wah..
Devu che Dil maru Daan Ma...
Che Koi "Maal" tamara Dhyan Ma..??
Na Ishq Kar Mare Yaar yeh Ladkiya Bahut Satati Hai, na Karna In Par Aitbaar yah Kharcha Bahut Karwati Hai,, recharge Tum Karwa Ke Dete Ho aur Number Mera Lagati Hai …
Thokar khakar gungunana hi ZINDEGI hai..
Gam pikar muskurana ZINDEGI hai...
1 ladki dhoka dey to koi baat nahin,
Sab kuch bhul kar dusri patana hi ZINDEGI hai..
Har Chand Ka Didar Alag Hota Hai..
Har Beer Ka Nasha Alag Hota Hai..
Kisi 1 Ladki Pe Zindgi Barbad Mat Karna..
Q Ke
Har Ladki Ka "FIGURE" Alag Hota Hai...