Ek Baar Santa Santo Mein Jagda Ho Gaya. Or Ek Duse Se Ladne Lage. Santa: Maine Tumhe Banarasi Shadi Dilwayi. Santo: Tumne Mujhe Pehante Hue Dekha, Santa: Maine Tumhe Sone Kei Anghuti Di, Santo: Tumne Mera Hathpakadkar Meri Ungli Mein Pehnayi. Santa: Maine Tumhare Make Up Ka Bil Diya. Santo: Tumne Mujhe Kiss Kiya Santa: Maine Tumhe Har Jahag Siar Karayi, Santo: Tumn Mere Sath Mauj Masti Bhi To Ki H. :heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat:
santa aur banta football match dekhne jate hai
santa : ye log idhar udhar kyu bhag rahe hai
banta : goal karne ke liye
santa : are vo to pehle se he gol hai aur kitna gol karenge
Ek baar 1Train achanakpatri se utar
gayi,
Khetonmein idhar udhar
jaane
lagi aur fir wapas patri par aa gayi.
Railway walon ne enquiry bithai driver Santa pe.
Puchhaki kya hua.
Santa:Ek aadmi patri par khadatha aur
hat hi nahi
raha tha. Officer:Santa- Pagal ho
kya? 1admi ke liye tumnesare passengerski zindagi
jokhim mein daal di? Us 1 aadmi ko
kuchal denatha!!!
Santa:Main wahi to karnejaa raha tha
ki achanakwo patri se utar
karkhetonmein idhar udhar bhagne laga...
Santa Banta Aur Pappu Picnic ParGaye
Wahan Ja Kar Yaad Aaya Ke Pepsi To Ghar Bhool Gaye, .
Decide Kiya Ke Pappu Ja Kar Pepsi Le Aaye, .
Pappu:- Main Is Shart Par JaungaKi Tum Mere Aane Tak Samose Nhi Khaoge... .
Dono Ne Kaha Theek Hai,
1 Din Guzar Gaya Pappu Nhi Aaya,2 Din GuzarGaye 2no Ne Socha KeAb Samose Kha Lene Chahiye, Dono Ne Jaise Hi Samosa Uthaya...
Pappu Ped Ke Peche Se Nikal Ke Bola... .
Aise Karoge To Main Nhi Jaonga..
मार्केट में घूमते हुए संता एक खूबसूरत लड़की से टकरा गया।
संता- क्या मैं आपसे थोड़ी देर बात कर सकता हूं?
लड़की- पर मैं तो आपको जानती भी नहीं हूं !!
संता- तो मैं कौन सा आपको जानता हूं, वो मेरी बीवी प्रीतो कहीं खो गई है।
लड़की- तो इसमें मैं क्या कर सकती हूं?
संता- दरअसल, जब भी मैं किसी सुंदर लड़की से बात करता हूं तो वो पता नहीं कहां से आ जाती है।
Santa 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane K
Baad Bola: Bhaiya Thodi
Cheeni Dio..
.
Dukandar: Cheeni Kyu..???
.
Santa: Soch Raha Hu,
Khane K Baad Kuch Mitha Ho Jay.
Pappu
Santa ka ek Buddha padosi accident me mar gaya�
Woh uske ghar gaya aur poocha �
BODY AAGAYI KYA?�
Tabhi body lekar ambulance AA gayi�
Santa Bola �
Ye Lo ! Uncle ki badi lambi umar hai !!�����
Santa says:
" Duniya Ka har ek Insan
Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina
Shayad Samundar Paar Kar Sakta hai.."
.
Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina
"Pyar" Nahi Kar Sakta"..
.
.
Plz Coperate,,,
Aaj Santa Serious hai..!
IIT exam,
Santa got 1 question.
Prove
Sin x = 6n
Santa cancelled ‘n’ from both the sides.
Then
six=6
&
wrote:
“Kuch to standrd rakha karo IIT k ques ka”
Santa : Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane Hai.
Mobile Shop Wala : Memory Card Hai Kya?
Santa : Sochne Ke Baad
.
.
.
.
.
Nahi Memory Card Nahi Hai,
RASHAN CARD Chalega?
Banta: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai,
Rishtey k liye 1dabaye, Mangni k liye 2dabye, Shadi k liye 3dabye.
Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Banta: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye..!
Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi,
upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi.
Banta:To xchnge krna tha
Santa:Kisse krta?
Niche ki seat pe koi aya hi nahi.
SANTA TO BANTA : WHY ARE YOU
LAUGHING ?
BANTA : BECAUSE TODAY IS I AM
VERY HAPPY .
SANTA: WHY ARE YOU HAPPY ?
BANTA: BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING .
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.