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  • संता : भाई ये खुशियाँ क्या होती हैं ? बंता : मैं नहीं जानता, मेरी तो बचपन में ही शादी हो गई थी ….. !
    • 9 years ago



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  • Beta:Papa Madam Ne aj Ek Sawal Poocha Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe malum Tha Sardar:Mera Shona Puttar, Sawal Kya Tha ??? Beta:Madam Ne Pucha, Black Board K Paas Potty Kisne Ki Hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa- Meri Shaadi Kab Hogi? Jyotishi- Kabhi Nahin Hogi. Santa- Kyon? Jyotishi- Kaise Hogi, Tumhari Kismat Me Toh Sukh Hi Sukh Lika Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka Shaadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Hi Qatl Kar Diywa. Kyunki Biwi Ki Undergarments Mein Likha Tha: 100% Soft & Silky. Tested By CHAND & SONS. Very exiting santa
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane K Baad Bola: Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Dio.. . Dukandar: Cheeni Kyu..??? . Santa: Soch Raha Hu, Khane K Baad Kuch Mitha Ho Jay
    • 9 years ago



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  • SANTA PAPER DENE GYA .. .. .. OR APNE SATH PALAMBER KO BHI LEY GYA .... ... .. KYO...????? ,,, ,,, ,,, KYO KI USNE SUNA THA KI PAPER LEEK HO GYA H..... :-D
    • 9 years ago



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  • santa ki wife ne sms kiya ki ghar kab aa rahe hoo?? zwab main santa ne sms kiya ki 20-25 min main....or zyada late hoo jaye toh sms fir se padh lena......
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Meri Wife Mujhe Naukar Samajhne Lagi Hai Batao Main Kya Karun? Banta: Karna Kya Hai, 2-4 Ghar Aur Pakad Aur Apna Dhandha Jama Le.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Toilet Gaya To Diwar Per Likha Tha, "Duniya Chaand Per Phuch Gai Hai, Aur Tum Yaha Baitho Ho?" Santa Ne Likh Diya, "Bas Ye Kerke, Me Bhi Jaa Rhaa Hun."
    • 9 years ago



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  • Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
    • 9 years ago



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  • RAILWAY INTERVIEW ———————— Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek hi line pe aa gayi to kya karoge? Santa:- Ji,, red light dikhaunga.. Interviewer:- Red light na ho to? Santa:- Torch dikhaunga.. Interviewer:- Torch na ho to? Santa:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga. Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na hui to? Santa:- Fir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga. Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun? Santa:- Ji, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi.. .
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa In Coffee Shop With Wife..! Santa: Jaldi Pi, Coffee Thandi Ho Jayegi.. Wife: Ki Fark Painda Hai.? Santa: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh..! Hot Coffee = Rs 15 Cold Coffee = Rs 45
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Cafe Mein Ek Ladki se I Love You Kaha.. . . Ladki Ne Zor Se Ek Kheench Ke Chanta Maara Aur Boli: KYAA BOLAA ??? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Santa Rote Hue Bola: Kamini Tune Jab Suna Hi Nahi To Chanta Kyo Maara????
    • 9 years ago



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  • :: Santa Banta Funny SMS :: Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper. Banta: Ye Kya Hai? Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai. Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai yar, Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa On 60th Birthday: Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai? Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi. . . Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa- 2 Aisi Cheezo Ke Naam Batao, Jinhe Nashte Me Nahi Kha Sakte. . . . . . Banta- Lunch Aur Dinner.
    • 9 years ago



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  • SANTA NE BANTA SE KAHA KI AAJ SCHOOL ME LOVE DAY HE. BANTA TO LADKIYA HATHO ME RAKHI KAYO BANDH RAHI HE. SANTA ARE YAR YE RAKHI BANKAR APNA PYAR KAR RAHI HE.
    • 9 years ago



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  • santa ka RADIO kharab ho gaya, khol k dekha to under CHHUHA mra hua tha, dekh k santa bola:AE lo,chalega kaise. SINGER to mar gaya. .
    • 9 years ago



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  • ~.~ santa banta short jokes ~.~ santa:aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya hai! banta:bakri kaise anda de sakti hai? santa:Arre yaar maine apni murgi ka naam bakri rakha hai
    • 9 years ago



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