Britain Ki Yaatra Kar K Eek Aadmi Club Ko Sab Kuch Bta Raha Tha, Ki Waha Hafte Mein Bill Aate H. Dudd, Parchun Sab , Wo Salary Bhi, Masik Hi Milt H. . . Tabhi Ek Aadmi Or Ladki. :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
Sign of Changing Times:
Santa to Pappu: Son, Success is when Signature turns into Autograph.
Pappu:
No Dad, Success is when, Signature turns into Black Label!
Santa kumbh k mele me pray kar raha tha...
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Hey prabhu nayay karo..
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Hey prabhu nayay karo...
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Hamesha Bhai-Bhai bichadte hai
kabhi pati-patni pe bhi to try karo...
संता को अपना कुत्ता बेचना था. बंता उसे खरीदने वाला था.
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बंता - क्या यह कुत्ता वफादार है?
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संता - हां जी, मै इसको तिन बार पहले भी बेच चूका हू, ये इतना वफादार है की हर बार मेरे पास वापिस आ जाता है.
Teacher To Santa-
Isko Hindi mei translate karo
She is kidding
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Santa hasne lga or table par hi
gir gya or bola.
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itna aasaan
WOH BACHE DE RAHI HAI ...
Class Mein Teacher Santa Se Kehti Hai.
Teacher: "Tumhare Papa Ka Kya Naam Hai?"
Santa: "Google Singh"
Teacher Hairani Hote Hue: "Yeh Kesa Naam Hai?"
Santa: "Bus Mein Jahaan Bhi Jaun Mujhe Doond Lete Hai.
santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. Main kya karu?
Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya.
Santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai.
Santa pe bijli ki taar gir gayi:
Santa tadap tadap ke mrne hi wala tha.
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Use yaad aaya..
bijli to 2 din se bnd hai,
wapas uth gaya or bola:
Sala! dara diya..!!