Santa FTV Dekh Raha Thha,
Ki Achanak Se Pappu Room Mein Aa Gaya,
Santa Usko Dekh Kar Sarmane Wale Andaj Mein Bola. Santa: "Garib Ladkiyaan Hai,
Kapde Lene Ke Bhi Paise Nahi Hai"
Pappu: "Iss Se Bhi Garib Ladkiya Dekhni Hai,
Toh Mere Pass CD Hai"
Dont kill me after reading this-
Santa- Yar banta hamare beech kya relation hai ?
Banta- Wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai !
Banta- kaise ?
Santa- Kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to Pakauda BANTA hai
Santa Doodh wale ki Shop pe jata hai,
Aur kahta hai.
Santa;TUmhari shop ka Doodh Kharav hai,
Saravat mai Dala Fat gya
Doodh Wale ne
Hairani se Poocha;
Konse Sarvat main dala Tha?
Santa;Nimboo Pani Main.
Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara
Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
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Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan
Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain...:-D
:: Santa Banta Funny SMS ::
Santa raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya.
Phir dusri side se bahar nikla
Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola:????
Yaar, ye konsa road tha????????
Itne sare speed breaker
santa- 1 chor ne mujhe chaku dikha k lut liya,
banta- tera pas to hamesha gun hoti hai,
santa- ha 2 lakh ki hai
mene chupali thi vrna harami vo b le jate.
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.
IIT exam,
Santa got 1 question.
Prove
Sin x = 6n
Santa cancelled ‘n’ from both the sides.
Then
six=6
&
wrote:
“Kuch to standrd rakha karo IIT k ques ka”
Santa Ki Biwi Bachhe Ki Potty Test Karwane Gayi.
Doctor Bola: “ Ye Potty Nahi Halwa Hai ”
Biwi: “ Hey Bhagwan… Doctor Sahab, Ek Phone Kar Loon? ”
Doctor: “ Kyun ? ”
Biwi: “ Unko Batana Hai Ke Potty Unke Tiffin Mein Chali GayiHai “
Jeeto: Nai Car Aur Nai Pati Mein Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Sirf 2-3 Saal Theek Thaak Chalte Hein!
Santa: Puraani Car Aur Puraani Patni Mein Bhi Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Faltu Aawaaz Buhut Karte Hein!
Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am.