Santa Banta Jokes

Santa ki wife Tours & Travels magazine padhte huye :- Is baar 2nd honeymoon ke liye GREECE trykaren..? Santa: - Kyon..? Sarso ke tel me kya kharabi hai..? Jisko samjha woh thoko LIKE. K.k

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Santa apni bhabhi ko bahut maar raha tha, Logo ne pucha:" kya hua santa..??? Santa bola:" meri bhabhi acchi aurat nahi hai, . . Logo ne pucha:" kyu kya hua..??? Santa bola:" yaar mere dost mobile pe baat karte hai, jis se bhi pucho:" kis se baat kar rahe ho..??? . . sab bolte hein:" . . . . . "TERI BHABHI SE...

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Santa : Judge Saab, Mujhe Divorce Chahiye judge : Kyun? Santa : Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki Judge : 1 Bar Phir Sochle Beta, Aisi Biwi Nasib Walo Ko Milti Hai

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1 wari santa di wife nu nyana hon wala sega. santa apni wife nu lai k hospital gya te utthe ja k nurse nu boleya. santa to nurse: je munda hoya ta kahi PASS, je kudi hoyi ta FAIL. Opration to bad Nurse:santa ji twadi CMPARTMNT aayi aa.

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Santa: I got upper birth have not slept in nite. Banta: Y did not u try 2 xchange. Santa: There was nobody 2 xchange in lower birth.

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Santa 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane K Baad Bola: Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Dio.. . Dukandar: Cheeni Kyu..??? . Santa: Soch Raha Hu, Khane K Baad Kuch Mitha Ho Jay. Pappu

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Ek Kutta Car Ke Neeche Baitha Tha. . . . . Santa Aaya Aur Uski Punchh Kheechta Hua Bola. Abe Nikal Saale Bhotni Ke Bada Aaya Mechenical Engineer.

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Patni Ke Marne Ke Baad Uske Chita:fire: Ke Pass Akela Baitha Tha,
Tabhi Tej Aandhi:cloud_tornado: Ke Sath Bearish :cloud_rain:Hone Lagi,
Pati Ne Uthkar Khidki Band Kar Li Tabhi Bijli:thunder_cloud_rain: Kadakne Ki Awaaj Aayi,
Pati Ne Khidki Khoil Or Aasman Ke Taraf Dektehe Hue.
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Lagta H Upar Pachuch Gayi.
:smiley::smiley:

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Apple Wala: 100 Rs. Ke 10 apple Le Lo. Santa: Kuch Kam Karo Yaar ! Apple Wala: aap Jaan Pahchan Wale Ho Is Liye aapko 70 Rs. Ke 7 De Dunga Santa: Thanx Waris ali*

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santa: Yaar answer sheet par sabse pehle kya likhu? Banta: Yehi ki is answer sheet par likhe gaye sabhi answers kalpnik hainjinka kisi bhi book se koi smbandh nahi hai

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Santa on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ? Santa – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

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Santa.Auto Wale_Se-Kyu Bhai Hanuman Mandir Jaoge Auto Wala - Ha. Santa- To Phir Aate Samay Parsad lete Aana.

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Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata. Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa : I am falling in love.

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Santa baraf ka tukda haath me lekar gour se dekh raha tha Banta- kya kar rahe ho? Santa- Dekh raha hu ki Leak kaha se ho raha hai.

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Santa Ki Wife Apne Pati Se Pareshan Ho Kar, Swami Lunnacharya Ke Pass Gayi. Santa’s Wife: “Swami Ji, Mere Pati Roz Aadhi Raat Ko, Ghar Se Chale Jate Hai. Swami Ji: Isse Mein Aap Ki Samsya Samju, Ya Mere Liye Aap Ka Invitation?

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Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Santa- Cant you read the board.Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

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Jeeto: Nai Car Aur Nai Pati Mein Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Sirf 2-3 Saal Theek Thaak Chalte Hein! Santa: Puraani Car Aur Puraani Patni Mein Bhi Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Faltu Aawaaz Buhut Karte Hein!

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Santa: Mobile me kuch MP3 Songs Load karwana hai. Servicing Man: Memory card hai? Santa: Nahi! Rashan Card chalega kya?

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Doctor:Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit after 1 hour Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai Doctor: Kya khaya tha? Santa: Pineapple, chilke sahit

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Ek Bar Dance Jo Apne Kaam Se Mashur Thi.
Waha Ek Aadmi Use Aate Jate Ghurta Tha.
Dancer Se Bhi Sehan N Hua. Or Use Boli Agar
Tumne Battamiji Ki To Apne Pati Ko Bula Lungi.
Kaha Gaye H Aapke Pati. Dancer Angdayi Lete Hue
1 Mahine Ke Liye Ghar Se Bahar.
:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

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