Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Ko Ek Road Accident Ke Jurm Me Girftar Kar Liya Jata Hai, Judge: Ye Acident Ki Gatna Kaise Ghati.? Santa: Sir Main Kuch Nahi Janta, Main To So Raha Tha.

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Snta-Ye Nya Mobile Kab Liya? Bnta-Liya Nai..Gf Ka Uthaya H Snta-Q? Bnta-Wo Roz Kahti K Tum Mera Phon Nhi Uthate.. Aaj Mauka Dekh K Utha Liya.

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Videsh se Laut k Snta Bv se-Kya mai videshi jaisa dikhta hu Bv-Nahi Snta-Phir london me mujhse ek aurat Q puch rahi thi ki mai Videshi hu ya nahi

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Girl :Swami ji muje future dikhanasikha do.. . . . Swami: Aankhen band karo aur apna gaal aage karo. . . . . Girl..nahi aap muje kiss karoge. . . . . . . . Swami : Le dikh gaya na Future

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latest sms jokes ‚‚ BANTA-tera history da paper kaisa hua ? SANTA-’bhout bura’, Saalo ne mere birth se B phale K question puch rakhe the.

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Banta mujra dekhne gaya, saari raat mujra dekha, mujrewaali boli saab humne aapko khush kiya ab aap humhe khush kijiye banta utha aur nachne laga.

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Santa Ke Bete Ka Acident Ho Gaya Dr: Aapke Bete K Pair Katne Padenge.. Santa Ne Apna Sir Pakda. Dr: Kya Hua Santa: Kal Hi Nalayak Ko Chapal Dilai Thi.

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Banta chabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha. Santa use ghur ke dekh raha tha, kuch der baad bola Arre Banta, agar tu start nahi ho raha hai,to dhakka lagau?

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Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha. Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya? Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.

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SANTA=MERE PADOSI KA BACHA GUM HO GAYA BANTA=FIR KYA KIYA? SANTA=MAINE KAHA GOOGLE PE SEARCH KARLO, MIL JAYE TO DOWNLOAD KR LENA.

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Santa aur Banta salon ke baad mile Pata chala dono ki shadi ho gayi hai. Santa: Kaisi hai tumhari BV? Banta: Swarg ki apsara hai or teri? Santa: Meri to abhi Zinda hai.

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Applewala: 100 rs k 10 apple le lo. Santa: kuch kam kro yar! Aplewala: ap jan pehchan wale ho, Isliye apko 70 k 7 de dunga Santa: Thanx

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Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess why? . . . . . . . To avoid the side effects!

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Teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai. Ussi waqt santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya. Teacher- wo bag kisne feka? Santa- maine..ab main ghar jau???

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Banta ne Gadhe par College javno Shokh. Thoda verso pa6hi banta ne ekalu jaavu padyu. Pu6ho Kem? Karan Ke, Gadha Graduate thai gayu.

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Banta: Aapka Kutta Sher Jaisa Dikhta Hai Santa: Ye Sher Hi Hai Pyar-Vyar Ke Chakkar Me Padkar Saala Kutte Jaisa Dikhta Hai.

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SANTA 2 DOCTOR-tum bina dard kiye daat nikal sakte ho? DOCTR-No! SANTA-me nikal sakta hu DOCTR-vo kese? SANTA-ha ha ha Ha..!

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SANTA at medical store: I need poison MAN:I cant sell u until u hav prescripti ?on . SaNTA showed his Wedding card . MAN: sir badi botal du ya choti.

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Santa-Kal Tum Mayke Gayi Piche Se Chor Aaye aur Mujhe Bahut Peeta Wife-Aapne Shor Nahi Machaya? Santa-Mai Teri Tarah Darta Nai Jo Chilaau.

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Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

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