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  • Santa kumbh k mele me pray kar raha tha... . . Hey prabhu nayay karo.. . . Hey prabhu nayay karo... . . . . Hamesha Bhai-Bhai bichadte hai kabhi pati-patni pe bhi to try karo...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Introduces His Family :- 1.) Ye Meri Biwi GOOGLE KAUR Ek Sawal Pucho To Das Jawab Deti Hai 2) Ye Mera Beta FACEBOOK SINGH Ghar Ki Har Baat Poore Muhalle Tak Pahuchata Hai 3) Aur Ye Meri Beti TWITTER KAUR. Pura Muhalla Raat Din Ise Follow Karta Hai 4) Aur Main Hu santa urf ORKUT SINGH Ab Mujhe Koi Puchta Hi Nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SNTA-Aisi Chiz Ka Nam Bta Jo Laal Ho Aur Trin Trin Krti Ho BNTA-Telephone Santa-Galat Banta-To Fir Santa-TAMATAR,Trin Trin To Confuse Krne K Lie Bola tha By -nripendebnath
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa :- Dukh Hamesha saath Rehta Hai, Magar Khushi Aati Jati Rehti Hai. * please explain this in English.* Banta :- "My Wife Is always With Me, But Her sister Comes & Goes..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Grahak Apni Plate Mein Jhankta Hua,
    Bola- Yeh Kya H?
    Mujhe To Tari Hi Tari Dikhayi De Rahi H,
    Isme To Meet Bilkul Bhi Nahi Dikhayi De Raha.
    Waiter: Hoga Shahb Dekho To.
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    Grahak: Kya Khak Hoga, Ise To Tum Mangalwar Ko Kisi Pandit Ji Ko Bhi Khilao To Unka Bhi Dharmbrasht Nahi Hoga.
    :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Dekh Teri Biwi Ko Saap Kaat Raha Hai.. Banta: Abey Wo Kaat Nahi Raha, Uska Zeher Khatam Ho Gaya Hai To Wo Recharge Karwane Aaya Hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha. . . . Mujrewali- Saheb, Humne Apko Khush Kiya ab Aap Hume Khush Kar Do. . . .. . Santa- Achha To Ab Tum Betho, Mai Nachta Hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?" Santa-"Chidiya Bankar." Sir-"Admi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!" Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapk baap lagayega!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता (बंता से): पता है, अमेरिका में लाइट जाती है तो पावर ऑफिस में फोन करते हैं और जापान में लाइट जाती है तो फ्यूज चेक करते हैं. बंता ने तुरंत जवाब दिया: और जब इंडिया में लाइट जाती है तो पड़ोसी के घर में झांक कर देखते हैं, सबकी तो गई है ना… और राहत की सांस लेते हैं.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa - "why are all these people running? Banta - "This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Santa - "If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?"
    • 10 years ago



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  • On the 60th birthday of Santa Banta said, "Why have these bulbs on the cake?" Santa said, "was having difficulty locating 60 candles, put the 60-watt bulb.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa in KBC -Qus.:- Videsh jane wali Pehli Bhartiya Mahila Kaun thi..? . . . . . . Santa- Sitaji..! (Ravan k sath Srilanka)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek baar ek dukan me santa - pen h pen ? Dukandar - nhi ! 2 min. Baad .. Santa - pen h pen ? Dukandar (gusse me) - nhi .... Santa thodi der me waps ata h - pen h pen ? Dukandar - nhi h .. Or ab waps aaya to hathoda marunga tere sar pe. Santa kuch der me waps aaya. Santa - hathoda h hathoda ? dukandar - nhi .. Santa - to fir pen h pen.
    • 10 years ago



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  • ShAAdI Me JooTa ChUpaI Ke TiMe DuLhE Ki 1sT SaaLi BoLi :- MeIn ToH 1100 LuNgI. . . 2nd SaaLi :- MeIn ToH 2100 LuNgI. . . . PicHe Se . . SaNtA BoLa :- 2310 LeLo UsMe BlUeTooTh Or FM BhI He.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Maine Apki Dukan Se Murgi Dana Kharida Tha Dukandar: To Kya Usme Koi Kharabi Nikli Santa:mahina Ho Gaya Muje Khet Me Boye Ab Tak Murgi Nahi Ugi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Kya Daru Pine Se Khaansi Jati Hai Banta: Kyu Nai Jayegi Jab Mera Ghar, Khet, Paisa Sab Kuch Chala Gaya To Teri Khansi Kya Cheej Hai ..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Har Sunday Ko Holi Kehleta Tha. Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ne Santa Se Pucha, Tum Har Sunday Ko Holi Kyun Khelte Ho? Santa - Maine Kahin Padha Tha Ki, "Sunday Is A Holi Day"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Nurse ne baby ko santa ke haath mein diya. Woh kushi se chillaya- Puttar hua! Puttar hua! Nurse chillai- Abbe andhe ki aulad LADKI hui hai! Meri ungli chhod..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 Dost Salo K Bad Mile Pata Chala Dono Ki Shadi Ho Gayi Hai Santa - Kaisi Hai Tumhari Biwi ? Banta- Swarg Ki Apsra Hai Aur Teri? Santa- Meri To Abhi Jinda Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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