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  • Bus Accident Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya. Bahut dard ho raha hai. Santa: Abey chup baith. Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya, Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:- santa ghar ka darwaja : Ukhadkar bazaar mai legaya. : Ek aadmi ne pucha:- : Kaha ja rehe ho,Darwaja bechna hai. : Santa:- nahi bhai Tala khulwana hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha Police=kya Kar Rahe Ho ? Santa=abbu K Liye Dua, Police=ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai Santa=abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.........
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Walking On Road. Samne Gobar Pada Tha! . Santa Ne Jhuk Kr Ungli Dal Kr Taste Kia Aur Bola . Oh! Ye To Gobar h,Shukr h Mera Pair Nai Pada
    • 10 years ago



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  • Preeto Santa Se Puchti Hai Preeto: “Kitna Pyar Karte Ho Mujhe?” Santa: “Shahjhan Jitna” Preeto: “Sachii, Mere Marne Ke Baad Taj Mahal Bnaoge?” Santa: “Main Plot Bhi Le Chuka Hoon Pagli, Der To Tu Kar Rahi Hai“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa toilet gaya to diwar per likha tha, "duniya chaand per phuch gai hai, aur tum yaha baitho ho?" Santa ne likh diya, . . "bas ye kerke, me bhi jaa rhaa hun."
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- 2 Aisi Cheezo Ke Naam Batao, Jinhe Nashte Me Nahi Kha Sakte. . . . . . Banta- Lunch Aur Dinner.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Station jane ke kitne loge? Ricksha wala: 50 Santa: 20 le lo. Ricksha wala: 20 mein kon le ke jayega. Santa: Tum peche betho hum le ke jayega..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Meri Wife Mujhe Naukar Samajhne Lagi Hai Batao Main Kya Karun? Banta: Karna Kya Hai, 2-4 Ghar Aur Pakad Aur Apna Dhandha Jama Le. #BARARBOYS
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya.. . 1 Admi ne pucha:" santa, Kya Darwaza Bechnahai.. ?? . Santa:" Nhi Tala Khulwana hai.. Chabi gum ho gye hai.. Hanso mat Joke abhi aage hai.. . . . . Admi santa se:" Agar ghar me chor ghus gayato.. ?? . . Santa:" abe Andar kaise jayega darwaza to humare paas hai.. Hahaha ....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa’s Army Test Pappu- 3+5? Santa- 8 Pappu- 7+3? Santa- 10 Pappu- 8+8? Santa- Pata nahi sir Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 45 saal ka SANTA ladki dekhne gya, Ladki ki Maa behosh ho gyi, Hosh aya to pucha KYA HUA.? . . . boli-18saal pehle ye muje b dekhne aya tha.:-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • SaNTa=Oye Paji Tu Itna Gumsum Kyu Hai? . BaNTa=Soch Raha Hu Aaj Kuch Toofani Karu . SaNTa=Kya Karega? . BaNTa=Tower Pe CHad Ke Potty..;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa to Banta - tumko kisi se pyar hua hai ? Banta - haa yaar par vo manti hi nahi, Kyu kya kaheti he, Kaheti hai "I love u 2" Pata nahi sala ye dusra kon hai...........very funny
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa aur banta ek baar tv par wwe dekh rahe the tabhi achanak santa chillaya:-Randi auraton se bachke sala bahut khatarnak hai,anda taker saale ka anda leja, To Banta bola:-abe woh randy auraton nahi randy orton hai aur woh dusra undertaker hai anda taker nahi....
    • 10 years ago



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  • ~.~ Santa Banta Short Jokes ~.~ Teacher To Santa : Tumne Home Work Kyu Nahi Kiya…? . . . . . . . . Deadly Answer Given By Santa : Sir Kyuki Hum To “Hostel” Me Rahte Hai…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ghar Mein Kaam Kar Rahe Bijli Wale Ko.
    Mein Tumhe Pehle Samjha Rahi Hu.
    Ek Ghante Mein Mera Pati Ghar Aa Jayega.
    Lekin Madam: Mein To Kuch Bhi Nahi Kar Raha Hu, Aadmi Ghabrakar Bola.
    Esliye To Tumhe Bata Rai Ho.
    :heart::heart::heartpulse::heart::heart:
    • 10 years ago



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