Santa Banta Jokes

Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole: ‘VAR MANGO VATS’ Santa: Prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein vaisa nahi hu.. ‘MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE’

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Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai. Santa : Par Janab Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise

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Santo : Mera Pati Neend Mein Badbadata H. Tumhara To Aisa Nahi Karta Na Behan? Banto: Mera To Usse Bhi Bura Karta H, Wo To Neend Mein Bolte Bhi Nahi H.

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Santa office ja raha tha, Patni pyaar se boli:- See u in the evening. Santa gusse se:- Dhamki kise de rahi h, main bhi tujhe dekh loonga.

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Policeman: Why Are You Driving On The Sidewalk… ? Santa: It’s Too Dangerous To Drive On Street Alot Of Accidents Are Happening Now A Dayz

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Santa k Sar Se Khoon Nikal rha Tha Dctr=Ye kaise Hua? Santa=Mai Hatho Se Patthar Tod rha Tha,To kisi ne kaha"Paaji kabhi to Dimag Istemal karo"...?

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Santa ke lips jale hue the Banta: Kaise jale Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha. Banta: To? Santa: Khushi ke mare. Train ke engine ko choom liya.

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संता - “मेरा घर इतना बड़ा है कि लोकल ट्रेन आराम से चल सकती है !” बंता – “बस ! अरे मेरा घर तो इतनाबड़ा है कि एक कोने से दूसरे कोने पर फ़ोन से बात करो तो रोमिंग लगती है… !”

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Santa Jungle Se Gujar Raha Tha, 1 Ajgar Ko Ped Par Latakte Hue Dekha To, Santa Bola: Is Tarah Latakne Se Height Nahi Badhegi Mummy Ko Bolo Complan Pilaye.

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Beta:Papa Madam Ne aj Ek Sawal Poocha Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe malum Tha Sardar:Mera Shona Puttar, Sawal Kya Tha ??? Beta:Madam Ne Pucha, Black Board K Paas Potty Kisne Ki Hai

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1 Driver 1 Taxi Par Baitha Tha! Santa - Are Bhai Ye Gari Bhagwanpur Jayegi . Driver Majak Urate Hue, Ye Taxi Nahi Mai Jaunga. Banta Gusse Se To Sale To Ja Na Baitha Hua Kyu He!

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Santa= Jab Main Mar Jaau To Samne Wale Ghar Ki Family Ko Zarur Bulana. Banta= Kyo.? Santa= Yaar Unke Ghar Ki Ladkiya Bahut Lipat-Lipat Kar Roti Hai.

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Santa Shaam Ko Ghar Aaya Aur Sochne Laga, Ki Aaj Kya Khaas Karna Tha.? Sochta Raha, Sochta Raha, Bahut Socha, Raat Ke 3 Baje Yaad Aaya Ki Aaj Jaldi Sona Tha.

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Dr: Aapke Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Din Ke Mehman Hai, Santa: Sorry Ke Koi Baat Nhi Hai Doctar Saab, Jab 20 Saal Nikal Gye To 2 Din Hi Nikal He Jayenge!

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Santa Was Driving Car Very Fast, Traffic Police Caught Him.. Santa: Sir, I Am Learning Driving.. Police: Without Teacher.? Santa: Ya, Its Correspondence Course!

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Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Santa says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why... Santa says hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.

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santa standing on platform, studdenly jumps or railway track. man- marega kya? santa- saale marega to tu, suna nahi train platform pe aa rahi h.

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santa: doc last night i had s** with a girl.. but today susu not coming..it has blocked.. . . . . Doctor aft checking: lofar remove the condom first.

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Santa ke gao me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya. Builder: Bahut achcha ho gya! Santa: Haan ji Pehle dhoop me tair k nadi paar krte the Ab chhav rahegi

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Pati: Mera Accident Ho Gaya H Bahut Khoon Aa Raha H,
Patni: Bahar Hi Rehna Jab Tak Thik Na Ho Jaye.

Maine Abhi Abhi Farash Dhoya H.
:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

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