Santa Banta Jokes

Santa ki tapasya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole - 'VAR MANGO VATS' Santa - prabhu ! Jaisa aap soch rhe hai me vaisa nhi hu... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE :-

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santa road per potty kar rha tha police ki gadi aayi or santa ko le jane lagi santa:are murkho prove to le chalo court me jawab kaise doge

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Snta:dunia mai sab se dukhi aadmi kon hai? Banta:panipuri wala ! S:kaise? Banta:kyu ki ladki kuwari ho ya married "BHAIYA" hi bulati hai.

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Santa Girlfriend ko ghar le gaya Sab darwaze Khirkiyan Band kardi Light off kar ke Uske pass aaya Aur bola: ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Ye Dekho meri watch me light jalti hai

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Santa-Yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hai Banta-Are Pagal Is Duniya Me Ek Hi To Desh Hai Jiska Naam India Hai Baki To Sab Videsh Hai

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Shadi k bad pehli rat santa confuse ho gaya,Ki Nayi Biwi se kya Bolu? Aakhir me bola-Aap ke gharwalo ko malum hai, Ki Aap yaha mere Saath ho.

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Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kyaa.. Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"

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Santa Doodh Wale Ki Dukaan Pe Jata Hai, Aur Kehta Hai. Santa: Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai, Sharbat Mein Dala Phatt Gya Doodh Wale Ne Hairani Se Poocha: Konse Sharbat Mein Dala Tha? Santa: Niimboo Pani Mein

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Banta to Santa:- santa yah chaku kyu ubal rhe ho? Santo to Banta:- Atmahatya karne k liye. Banta:- To phir ubalane ki kya jarurat h? Santa:- kahi infection na ho jaye.

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Santa- yar banta nav ma chad ho gaya ha pani upar aa raha ha. Banta- yar chanta mat kar dusra chad kar danga pani nikal jaiga.

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Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye. Bolo.

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Sales-man Ne Santa Ka Darwaja Khatkataya Aur Puchha Sales-man: “ Ji, Cockroch Ke Liye Powder Loge Kya? ” Santa: “ Nahi, Hum Cockroch Ko Itna Laad-Pyar Nahi Karte, Aaj Powder Laga Denge To Kal Sala Deo Mangega

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संता की बीवी बहुत ज्यादा बीमार होने की वजह से 1 महीने से हॉस्पिटल में दाखिल थी। डॉक्टर ने संता को हिम्मत देते हुए कहा। डॉक्टर:-"आपकी बीवी अब सिर्फ 2 दिनों की मेहमान है, मैं माफ़ी चाहता हूँ अब मैं कुछ नहीं कर सकता" संता बोला:-"इस में माफ़ी की कोई बात नहीं है डॉ. साहब, निकाल ही लेंगे ये 2 दिन भी जैसे-तैसे"!

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Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Santa Use Ghur Raha Tha! Wife Romantic Hokar: Kuch Karne Ka Irada Hai Kya Santa 2 Thappad Maar Ke Bola: Mere Garm Pani Se Kyu Nahayi!!

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Teacher - Homework Kita ? Santa - Hanji, Kita! Teacher - Fill In The Blank 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Bili____chali Santa - 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Billi Holi Holi Chali Teacher - Oye Murkha Tenu Pata Nahi Ehda Ki Jawaab Hai. Santa - Tuhada Lehaaj Rakhya Hai, Tussi Mere Master Ho.. Nahi Ta 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Ta Billi Hil V Nahi Sakdi, Main Ta Fer Vi Holi Holi Turaa Diti.

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Santa public toilet gaya Diwar p likha tha Duniya Chand p pahuch gai or Tum yha bethe ho? Santa niche likh aya Bas Ye kr k Ham b ja rhe h.

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Banta- Truck Dekhkar Darte Kyo Ho? . . . . . . Santa- Ek Truck Driver Meri Biwi Lekar Bhag Gaya, Darr Hai Wo Wapas Na Aa Jaye

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Santa: Dekh Teri Biwi Ko Saap Kaat Raha Hai.. Banta: Abey Wo Kaat Nahi Raha, Uska Zeher Khatam Ho Gaya Hai To Wo Recharge Karwane Aaya Hai!

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Santa-Kal Tum Mayke Gayi Piche Se Chor Aaye aur Mujhe Bahut Peeta Wife-Aapne Shor Nahi Machaya? Santa-Mai Teri Tarah Darta Nai Jo Chilaau.

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Santa Dials a number A Girl Receives Tha Call. Santa: Who R U...? Girl: Seeta Here. Santa: Sorry Mate.. Maine To Chandigrh Phone Kiya Tha Galte Se Ayodhya Lag Gya!

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