Santa apni biwi k office gaya
to usne dekha k uski biwi
boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.Hushain2
Jeeto: What Do U Think About
Our Love..?
Santa: Try To Count The Stars
In The Sky..
Jeeto: Wow, So Its Infinite..
Santa: No Baby,
Its A Waste Of Time..!
संता का 60वां जन्मदिन था . बंता - ये केक :birthday: पर बल्ब :bulb: क्यों लगाया है :flushed: :flushed: . संता - 60 मोमबत्तियां लगाने मे मुश्किल हो रही थी इस लिये 60 वाट का बल्ब :bulb: लगा दिया:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::smile::joy::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
Santa Ek Din Bijli Ki Dukaan Mein:
Do Fan Dena Ek Ladies Aur Ek Gents.
Dukaan Wala: Fans Mein Ladies Aur Gents Nahi Hota Yar!
Santa: Kyon Nahi Hota Ji
Ek Bajaj Ka De Aur Ek Usha Ka…
Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?
Preeto: I clean the toilet.
Banta: How does that help?
Preeto: I use ur toothbrush.
Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha
.
Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli:
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Kya bola?
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To Santa rote hue bola:
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Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?
santa ne apne frnd ko lunch pe invite kiya
Santa apne friend se:tumjhe khane mai kya pasand hai..
friend : fish..
santa:pr meri biwi ko fish banana nahi ata hai..
friend: mai batata hu..yeh le reciepe
santa market gaya...woh fish le kr aa raha tha raste mai chil ushka fish le k udd gaya
santa:leja leja sali.....pr pakayegi kaise??reciepe to mere pass hai...
Teacher To Santa-
Isko Hindi mei translate karo
She is kidding
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Santa hasne lga or table par hi
gir gya or bola.
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itna aasaan
WOH BACHE DE RAHI HAI ...
santa aur banta ek baar tv par wwe
dekh rahe the tabhi achanak santa
chillaya:-Randi auraton se bachke
sala bahut khatarnak hai,anda taker
saale ka anda leja,
To Banta bola:-abe woh randy auraton
nahi randy orton hai aur woh dusra
undertaker hai anda taker nahi....
Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..
Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.
Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.
Banta: kya kiya?
Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai