Santa Banta Jokes

Santa-mene Nischay Kar Liya He Ki, Jab Tak 25 Ka Nai Ho Jata Shadi Hi Nahi Karunga| Grlfrnd-or Mene Diside Kiya He Jab Jak Shadi Nahi Karti 25 Ki Houngi B Nahi

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Ek Baar Santa Circus Dekhne Jata Hai. Toh Circus Mein Ladki Ne Sher Ko Kiss Kiya. Ring Mastar: Aap Mein Se Koi Yeh Kaam Kar Sakta Hai? Santa: Main Aata Hoon Na, Par Pehle Iss Sher Ko Peeche Karo.

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SUHAGRAT Ko Santa DULHAN se:-Tum Itni SUNDAR ho, Mai Tumhe Kya Kahu Bahar Khada uska BAAP Bola:- BETA Ek baar"MAA" kah de Baaki Mai Dekh Lunga. Oh..

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Ek Aadmi Badhi Der Tak Bolne Ke Baad Jab Stage Se Niche Utra,
To Ek Firangi News Reporter Ne Pucha,
Aapke Yaha To Neta Bahut Der-Der Tak Bolte H,
Tab Uss, Aadmi Ne Muskura Kar Jawab Diya,
Netaji To Abhi Aayenge. Abhi To Mick Testing Chal Rahi Thi.
:smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:

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Santa ne ek ladki se "I Love you" kaha..... Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli: Kya bola? . . To Santa rote huye bola: . Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara? Sagarr Se7en575

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Banta:yaar santa, agar Maa ke kadmo me Jannat hoti h to Naani ke kadmo mekya hoti h? . . . . . . Santa (thodi der sochne k baad):Jannat-2

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Santa_ne cafe me Ldki_se I LUV U kaha Ldki ne Mara Chata Or_Boli kya bola Tu SNTA- ROTE HUE Jab_suna hi nhi tune to Chata Q Mara.

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Santa ne bank loan pe 1 car li, Loan nahi chuka paya to bank wale car utha kar le gaye, . . Udas santa- . . . . . . . . . . pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan leke karta...!!

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Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump: 5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do. Pump Wala (Gusse Me): Itna Sara Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan Jana Hai? Santa:" Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagle, Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hai".

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Santa Sending Msg to all Frnd "My Mob Num is change" Pehale NOKIA tha Now I Have SAMSUNG So Plz Call n sms me on My New Num thnks

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Santa;-ChaL Bahar ChaLte Hai Tazi Hawa Kha Kar Aayege. - Banta;-Tu ChaL Mai Chamach Aur PLat Lekar Aata Hu..;-)

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Santa: oye tu pappita vechan wali nu kiss kyun kitta? Banta: me ki kra ohibar bar chillari si pappi tale lo pappi ta le lo... te mai leli.....

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Punjab Police ka jalwa... Santa Taalaab me nanga naha raha tha.. Police-Chal oye baahar aakar kapde pehen le teri Talaashi leni hai..

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Santa aamlet bana raha tha usne aanda tora to aanda khali nikla! Santa haran hokar bola ghor kalyug hai murgiye vi abortion karwane lagi hai!

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Santa: I got upper birth have not slept in nite. Banta: Y did not u try 2 xchange. Santa: There was nobody 2 xchange in lower birth.

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Banta: Tum Tenstion Me Kyu Hai.? Santa: Yaar Me Apni GF Ki Wajah Se Lakhpatti Ho Gya. Banta: To Is Me Tenstion Wali Kya Baat Hai.? Santa: Main PahLe Carod Pati Tha.

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1 aadmi chabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha . . . . Santa use dekh raha tha . . . Kuch der bad bola- Bhai sahb agr app start nahi ho rahe ho to dhakka lagadu....

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Santa-banta ek dawat me gaye... . . . Ek aadmi ne pucha : aap dono kaun...??? . . . Santa : mai ladke walo ki taraf se... . . . Banta : aur mai ladki walo ki tarafse... . . . Aadmi : kamino aj mere baap ki 13vi h yaha...

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Do Ladkio Ki Aapas Mein Baat Chit. Pehli : Mein Tumhari Tarah Apne Pati Mein Kabhi Burai Nahi Dhundti. Dusri : Ha Jab Burayi Saaf Najar Aati Ho To Dhundne Ka Kya Faida.

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Snta-Yaar, Mai Bahut Pareshan Hu Bnta-Kya Hua? Snta-Sala Subah Se Koi Low Battry K Nam Se MissCall Kr Rha h Par saale ka Number Nai Aa rha

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