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  • संता - मुझे संस्कृत सीखा |
    पंडित - क्यों ?
    संता - देवता ओ की भाषा है, स्वर्ग में जरुरत पड़ेगी |
    पंडित - अगर नर्क गया तो ?
    संता - हरियाणवी तो आती है |
    :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor to Banta : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Banta : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saal sey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa On 60th Birthday: Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai? Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi. . . Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Friend 2 santa Muje apni ring de do main ring ko dekh k tumhay yaad karuga snta: Tm ye soch k muje yaad kr lena k mene ring mangi thi or usne nhi di.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aurat Padosan Se Boli 5 Ghante Ho Gaye Mere Pati Ko Sabji Kharidne Bazar Gaye H.Abhi Tak Nahi Lote. Mujhe Chinta Ho Rahi H.
    Padosan : Iss Mein Chinta Ki Kya Baat H Apne Padosi Ko Pata Lo.
    Father Ne Church Mein Updesh Diya Tha.
    Maine Kaha Mein To Karti Hu Father Lekin Uski Biwi Aitraj Karti H.
    :grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Admission Form Bharne Mein Madad Kar Raha Tha, To Pappu Ne Puchha. Pappu: “ Papa, Ye Mother Tongue Wale Box Mein Kya Likhna Hai? ” Santa: “ Very Long Likh De Beta “
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- 2 Aisi Cheezo Ke Naam Batao, Jinhe Nashte Me Nahi Kha Sakte. . . . . . Banta- Lunch Aur Dinner.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SNTA-Aisi Chiz Ka Nam Bta Jo Laal Ho Aur Trin Trin Krti Ho BNTA-Telephone Santa-Galat Banta-To Fir Santa-TAMATAR,Trin Trin To Confuse Krne K Lie Bola tha By -nripendebnath
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta dairy likh raha tha "aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki, isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me . . . . mama banunga ya mami" :D :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Banta Ko Gusse Se Bol Raha Tha. Santa: Yaar, Jab Mene Tujhe Khat Likha Tha Ki Meri Shaadi Par Jaroor Aana, Tum Aaye Kyun Nahi? Banta: Ohh Yaar, Par Mujhe Koi Khat Mila Hi Nahi. Santa: Mene Likha To Tha Ki Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaroor Aana.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Interviewer: Just Imagine, You Are In 8th Floor, It Caught Fire, How Will You Escape? Santa: Its Very Simple, I Will Stop My Imagination..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता: ट्रेन में रात भर नींद नहीं आई. ऊपर की सीट मिली थी गर्मी बहुत थी. बंता:तो किसी से सीट बदल लेते. संता:यार, किससे बदलता. नीचे की सीट पर कोई आया ही नहीं.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa samundar m dahi daal raha tha. Banta- kya kr ra hai? Santa- Lassi bna ra hu Banta- isliye log hm pe joke marte hai Itni Lassi Kaun Piyega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Kaam wali Shanti ko bulao...! . . . . . . . . . . . Wife: Kyun? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, . . . . . . Raat mein dawa khane ke baad Shanti ke saath so jaana..:P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa and Banta in a football stadium.. Santa: Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain? Banta: goal kar rahe hain!!! Santa:’lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain, aur kitni gol Karenge?’
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dr.: Aapke 3 Danth Kaise Tut Gaye . Santa.: Wife Ne Kadak Halwa Banaya . Tha Wo Khaya Isliye. . Dr : To Halwa Khane Se Mana KarDete . Santa.:- Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jaate.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya. Phir dusri side se bahar nikla Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola:???? Yaar, ye konsa road tha???????? Itne sare speed breaker
    • 10 years ago



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