Latest New santa banta jokes 2014
Santa student: Miss, kya aap mujhe raat ko call kar rahi thi??
Teacher: Nahi toh...
Santa: Kamaal hai, subah mere mobile pe likha tha...
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MISS CALL..
Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya..
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1 Admi ne pucha:" santa, Kya Darwaza Bechnahai.. ??
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Santa:" Nhi Tala Khulwana hai.. Chabi gum ho gye hai..
Hanso mat Joke abhi aage hai..
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Admi santa se:" Agar ghar me chor ghus gayato.. ??
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Santa:" abe Andar kaise jayega darwaza to humare paas hai.. Hahaha ....
Santa 500 Ke Note Pe Likha Number
Dial Kar Rha Tha,
Banta: Ye Tum Kya Kar Rhe Ho..?
Santa: Yaar Main Dekh Rha Hoon
Gandhi Ji To Chale Gye Par
Unka Mobile Kise Ke Paas Hai!