Santa Banta Jokes

Santa 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane K Baad Bola: Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Dio.. . Dukandar: Cheeni Kyu..??? . Santa: Soch Raha Hu, Khane K Baad Kuch Mitha Ho Jay. Pappu

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Banta: What is Recession? Santa: When alcohol and water girlfriends and wives take place, says the recession that phase of life.

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SANTA ~Apka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai kya khilate ho ise,..? BANTA ~abe wo sher hi hai saala PYAAR-WYAAR k chakkar me kutte jaisa dikhne laga hai.

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Teacher: Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha. Santa: NEIL AMSTRONG. Teacher: Aur doosra…. Santa: Bawli doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga. Langda thodi tha woh.

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Santa:-shadi me dulhe ke saath barati kyo jaate? . . . Banta:-bado ka kahna hai ki khushi me kisi ke saath jayo na jayo , per musibat me jarur jana chahiye.

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Santa: Samose Ke Andar Ka Aalu Kha Raha Tha, Banta: Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho.? Santa: Doctor Ne Mujhe Bahar Ka Khana Khane ko Mana Kiya Hai.

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Santa-Kal Tum Mayke Gayi Piche Se Chor Aaye aur Mujhe Bahut Peeta Wife-Aapne Shor Nahi Machaya? Santa-Mai Teri Tarah Darta Nai Jo Chilaau.

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Santa 1 ghar ke niche su-su kar raha tha.. upar se 1 aurat boli: dikhta nahi hai diwar hai.. Santa bola: thoda side se dekho.. dikh jayega..

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Preeto: Mere Papa Jab Gaate The, To Panchi Niche Gir Jate Hai. Santa: Wo Muh Me Kartoos Bharkar Gana Gate The Kya?

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Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha. Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya? Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.

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Girl to Santa tumhare bina mera Zee nahi lagta.. Santa: ZEE nahi lagta toh, SONY Ya STAR PLUS laga le..!! Ye ladkiya bhi na..

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Girl: Suna Hai Is Ghar Me Bhoot- Pret Rahte Hai? Santa: Pata Nai, Me To 7 Saal Pehle Hi Mar Gaya Tha Moral- Santa Ko Marne K Baad Bhi Akal Nahi Aayi.

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Santa at petrol pump Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do. Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol dalva ke kahan jana hai? Santa: Jana kahan hai hum to aise hi paise urate hain!!

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Santa Kari Chawal Kha Rha Tha, Ek Makkhi Us Par Baithne Lagi.. Santa Use Udate Hue Bola: Chal Pagli Ye Wo Nhi H Jo Tu Samajh Rahi Hai..

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Jailer- faasi se pehel kisse miloge? Santa-biwi se Jailer- maa baap se nehi Santa- maa baap to agla jnm lete hai mil jayenge Biwi ke liye sala phir 25 sala wait karna padega !!!

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Santa Police k interview Par Interviewer-Bhiid ko Titar Bitar Karne k Liye Kya Karna Chahiye ? Santa-Chanda Mangna Shuru Kar Dena Chahiye.

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Santa: Yaar ye bata is duniya me kitne desh hai Banta: Are pagal is duniya me ek hi to desh hai Jiska naam india hai baki to sab videsh hai.

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Banta:" What Is Difference Between COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop..??? . . . Santa:" COFFEE Shop Is The Starting Point Of LOVE.. & WINE Shop Is Ending Or Last Point Of LOVE..:p :O :D

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Santa aur Banta salon ke baad mile Pata chala dono ki shadi ho gayi hai. Santa: Kaisi hai tumhari BV? Banta: Swarg ki apsara hai or teri? Santa: Meri to abhi Zinda hai.

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Santa: Pahle To Tu Mujhe Papa Bolti Thi! Ab Achanak Dad Kyo Bolne Lagi, Sony: Papa Bolne Se Meri Lipistik Kharab Ho Jati Thi.

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