Santa Banta Jokes

Girlfriend- Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho.. Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe! Santa- Oye, Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!

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Santa: Kya Daru Pine Se Khaansi Jati Hai Banta: Kyu Nai Jayegi Jab Mera Ghar, Khet, Paisa Sab Kuch Chala Gaya To Teri Khansi Kya Cheej Hai ..

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Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

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santa in Coffee shop wth wife. santar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jaye gi. Wife:ki frk painda hai? Srdar: Bewakuf Rate List dekh Hot coffee Rs.15 Cold coffee.45

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SANTA- MARNE K BD INSAAN KYA BANTA H...??? . . . BANTA- LADKE TO BHOOT BANTE H PAR !!! . . . "LADKIAN CHUDAIL KI CHUDAIL RAHETI HAIN..

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!!height of kaminapan!!! . RAILWAY INTERVIEW:-Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge? . . Santa:- Jee, red light dikhaunga. . Interviewer:- Red light na hoto? Santa:- Torch dikhaunga.. . Interviewer:- Torch naho to? Santa:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga. . . . Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na huyi to? Santa:- Fir main apne bua ke ladkeko bulaunga... . . Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun? . . Santa:- Jee, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi..

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Snta:Samose K Andar Ka Aalu Kha Rha Tha, Bnta: Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?? Snta:Dctr Ne Mujhe Bahar Ka Khana khane ko Mna Kiya h

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Santa To Banta Hum Dono Me Kya Rishta He Bnta- Jo Besan Or PaKode Ka He Santa-Wo Kese Banta-QkI Jab Besan SANTA Hai Tabhi To PaKoda BANTA He.

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Santa 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane K Baad Bola: Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Dio.. . Dukandar: Cheeni Kyu..??? . Santa: Soch Raha Hu, Khane K Baad Kuch Mitha Ho Jay

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Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai? Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi

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SANTA went to court JUDGE: ”Order ! Order !” SANTA: ”1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !” JUDGE: ”Shut Up !” SANTA:”No,No..7-Up!

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Santa Ko Uska Sasur Jute Maar Raha Tha Aadmi: Kyu Mar Rahe Ho? Sasur: Maine Ise Hospital Se SMS Kiya Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho, Isne Apne Sare Friendz Ko Forward Kardiya...

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Santa: Maine Apki Dukan Se Murgi Dana Kharida Tha Dukandar: To Kya Usme Koi Kharabi Nikli Santa:mahina Ho Gaya Muje Khet Me Boye Ab Tak Murgi Nahi Ugi ..

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jabardast Joke.. Bnta to Snta..;)) Bnta:"Yaar Snta Maan lo ap bus me safar kr rhe ho..Apke pet me jabardast gas ban gyi h.. Itteffak se gana jor se baj rha h.. . Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue aapne v bade smartly trick se gane ki dhun me dhun milate hue releas kr di.. . Aur kisi ko pta v nhi chla..:p jab aap utarne lage to aapne dekha sab aapko ghoor rhe h Aur achaanak aapko yaad aaya ki.. . . . . . . . Gana to aapne Headphone par Chalaya tha...:p:D :O :D

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Punjab Police ka jalwa... Santa Taalaab me nanga naha raha tha.. Police-Chal oye baahar aakar kapde pehen le teri Talaashi leni hai..

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Santa bar bar apni windows ka Pasword bhool jata tha. Aik baar usne socha mein apni windows ka pasword kya rakhon jo kabhi na bholun. Usne pasword rakha INCORRECT ... Ab jab bhi wo ghalat pasword enter karta Computer usey khud bata deta "Ur pasword is Incorrect" Santa Rocked Computer Shocked

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Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha. Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai Banta: Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.

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Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye. Bolo.

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Salesman-Which Soap U Use? Santa-BABA'S Soap, BABA'S Paste, BABA'S Brush. Salsman-Is BABA'S A INTRNATIONAL Company? Santa: Baba Is My Room Mate.

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Preeto: Mere Papa Jab Gaate The, To Panchi Niche Gir Jate Hai. Santa: Wo Muh Me Kartoos Bharkar Gana Gate The Kya?

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