Santa Banta Jokes

Santa: Miss kya Aap mujhey raat ko call.. kar rahi thi Miss: No Santa: Kamaal Hai Subha Jub main utha tou merey mobile pr likha tha Miss call :D

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Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.

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anta : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..? Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

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santa road per potty kar rha tha police ki gadi aayi or santa ko le jane lagi santa:are murkho prove to le chalo court me jawab kaise doge

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1 wari santa di wife nu nyana hon wala sega. santa apni wife nu lai k hospital gya te utthe ja k nurse nu boleya. santa to nurse: je munda hoya ta kahi PASS, je kudi hoyi ta FAIL. Opration to bad Nurse:santa ji twadi CMPARTMNT aayi aa.

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Teacher- "MY TEACHER" Par 10 Line Likho Thodi Der Baad Santa Utha Or Bola- Sir, =>Saali kamini<= Ko EngLish Me Kya Kehte Hain..?;-)

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SANTA Cigarette chupa kar: Batawo Mere Hath Me kya hai? BANTA :Rail Gadi SANTA :TumHe kaise Pata chala? BANTA :Maine Dhuwan Niklte DekhA Tha

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Shadi me Joota chhupai ke time dulhe ki 1sali boli- Mein to 1100 Lungi 2nd sali- Mein to 2100 Lungi piche se Santa bola: 2310 Lelo Usme Bluetooth aur FM bhi he

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Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa Raha Tha, Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Tha. Santa Ne Usse Puchha: Kya Hua? Dost: Mene Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala Santa Kuch Sochte Huye: Saza Kya Mili Hai? Dost: 6 Hafte Santa: Bass Yaar, 6 Hafte Santa Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav Fatafatt Police Ki Gun Lee Or Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala Dost Rote Hue: Abe Sale, Yeh Tune Kya Kiya? Puri Baat To Sunta, 6 Hafte Baad Muje Phaansi Ha.

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Doctor to Banta : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Banta : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saal sey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai..

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Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work. Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it. Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.

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Ekdin SANTA ne ek ladki ko phn kya SANTA:hy jan how r u? what r u doing? LADKI:f9...mai rice cooke kar rah hoon SANTA:what..jab bhi tumhe phn krti hoon Tum rice cooke karte ho GIRL:na na mai toh naukrani.

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santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad doonga santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar

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Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

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Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi? Girl: Tameez se baat karo. . . . . Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?

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Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st date pe:"Ye meri pehli date hai darling.. . . . . . . agar koi galti ya kami reh jaye toh chhota bhai samajh k maaf kar dena..:p :

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Santa:kya tum pass ho Gaye banta:Ha,hamari puri class pass ho Gyi But hmari madam fail ho gayi santa:kese banta: wo abhi B usi class me pdha rahi he

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Videsh se Laut k Snta Bv se-Kya mai videshi jaisa dikhta hu Bv-Nahi Snta-Phir london me mujhse ek aurat Q puch rahi thi ki mai Videshi hu ya nahi

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Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump: 5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do. Pump Wala (Gusse Me): Itna Sara Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan Jana Hai? Santa:" Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagle, Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hai". Oh ho santa

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Santa: Meri GirlFriend Muje Chhod Ke Chali Gayi. Banta: Pakka Tu Uska Khayal Nahi Rakha Hoga. Santa: Are Yaar Sagi Behan Ki Tarah Rakhta Tha Usko

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