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  • The Most Romantic Lines Main Kho Gaya Hu Tumhare Pyar Me Tum Bhi Kho Jao…. Santa Translated In English It Becomes: I M Lost In Ur Love, U Also Get Lost..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ka Sir Phat Gya. Doctor: Ye kaise Hua? Santa: Main Chappal Se Keel Thok Raha Tha. Mujhe 1 Admi Bola - Gadhe Kabhi KHOPDI Ka Bhi Istemal Kar Liya Kar..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher- Agar Duniya Ki Sari Ladkiyo Ka Chehra Ek Jaisa Hota To Kya Hota? . . . . . . Santa- Hona Kya Tha Sir, Gas Cyilinder Ki Tarah Aaj Iske Ghar, Kal Uske Ghar ..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Bhai jaldi se do gulab jamun de, . Avi ladai hone wala hain. . Dukandar: ye lo. . . . . Woh dono khane k baad . Santa: Bhai,aur do de yar, . . Ladai shuru hone se pehle kha leta hoon. . . Dukandar: yar kab se ladai ki baat kar raha hain, . Kis ki ladai hone wala hain bol toh zara. . . . . Santa: Pehle kha lene de. . . Khane k baad . . . . . . . Avi ladai start hogi, . . Dekh maine kha toh liya, magar mere paas paisa ni hain. :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar Ek Bat Bata ?
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    Banta : Haan Puchh !
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    Santa : Yaar Log Sharab Kyun Pite Hain
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    Banta : Ab Log Sharab Kha To Nahi Sakte.
    Isliye Pite Hain ;-)
    :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Bus Mein Ticket Rate The 50,70,100. Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha Jab Sab Seat Ek Si H To Fir Farq Ku. Conductor Bola Raste Mein Pata Chalega. Uss Aadmi Ne 50 Wala Ticket Le Liya. Bus Chali Or Aadhe Raste Mein Khrabh Ho Gayi. Tab Conductor Bola. 100 Rs Ticket Wale Baithe Raho 70 Wale Niche Utar Kar Khade Ho Jao. Or 5 Wale Jab Tak Bus Start Nahi Ho Jati Dhakka Lagate Raho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता (बंता से)- यार मैंने अपनी गर्ल फ्रेंड को गिफ्ट देना है, क्या दूं? बंता (संता से)- गोल्ड रिंग दे दे. संता- कोई बड़ी चीज बता। बंता- फिर एमआरएफ का टायर दे दे।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Accident k baad Driver gusse mein- Maine car ki headlight ON kar k bataya tha k pehle mujhe nikalne do. Santa-assi vi tan wiper chala ke keha si ke "Na kaka Na"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Aur Banta Ne Samandar Ke Kinare Board Dekha Jispe Likha Tha "Doobtey Ko Bachane Wal Ko 500 Ka Inam" Santa: Main Jump Lagata Hun Tum Muje Bachana Is Tarha 500 Milenge Hum Fifty Fifty Krenge. . Ye Keh Kar Santa Ne Jump Laga Di. Banta Khamoshi Se Dekhta Raha Toh Banta Ne Chilla Ke Kaha: "Muje Tairna Nhi Aata Tum Mje Bachate Kyun Nahi? Banta: Tum Ne Board Ke Neeche Nahi Padha, Neeche Likha Tha "Laash Nikalne Wale Ko 2000 Ka Inaam"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Biwi: Jo Aadmi Roj Raat Ko Sharab Peekar Aata H,
    Uske Liye Mere Maan Mein Bilkul Bhi Hamdardi Nahi H.
    Pati: Jise Roj Sharab Pine Ko Milti Ho,
    Use Kisi Ki Hamdardi Ki Jarurat Nahi Hoti.
    :grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bar santa hospitle ke samne ro raha tha. Banta bola kyun ro rahe ho. Santa ne jawab diya-main khoon ka test karne aya tha ungly kaat di. Banta bola ary yaar main tu paisaab ka test karany aya hoo
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA 2 DOCTOR-tum bina dard kiye daat nikal sakte ho? DOCTR-No! SANTA-me nikal sakta hu DOCTR-vo kese? SANTA-ha ha ha Ha..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Snta:Samose K Andar Ka Aalu Kha Rha Tha, Bnta: Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?? Snta:Dctr Ne Mujhe Bahar Ka Khana khane ko Mna Kiya h
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Are Yaar Ye Mobile To Mujhe Kangal Kr Dega Banta:Q? Santa:Baar Baar Dikhata Hai Battery Low Ab Tak 50 Battery Badal Chuka Hu
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta fell in love with a porno star and married her. He got an opportunity to watch one of her movie.... The Movie came to an End.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped- paude thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal. Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai. Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump: 5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do. Pump Wala (Gusse Me): Itna Sara Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan Jana Hai? Santa:" Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagle, Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hai".
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-Yaar Tune Itne Chote ChoteBaal Kyu Katwaye? Santa-Wo Yaar Hajjam ke Pass chhutte Nahi The 3 Rupye To Maine Bola 3 Rupye Ka Aur Kaat do.
    • 10 years ago



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