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  • SNTA-Aisi Chiz Ka Nam Bta Jo Laal Ho Aur Trin Trin Krti Ho BNTA-Telephone Santa-Galat Banta-To Fir Santa-TAMATAR,Trin Trin To Confuse Krne K Lie Bola tha By -nripendebnath
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Middle School Ke Student Ko Teacher Ne Class Mein Jhadu Lagane Ko Kaha- To Ye Kehkar Inkaar Kar Diya Ki Wo Uska Kaam Nahi H. Teacher: Mahatma Gandhi Jhadu Lagate The. Letrin Saaf Karte Tha. Tum Apne Aap Ko Unse Se Bhi Badhkar Samjhate Ho. Abhi Kya Pata: Vidharthi Badhe Garav Se Bola- Ye To Waqt Btayega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA ELECTRIC SHOP ME- 2 PANKHE DENA 1 LADIES OR 1 GENTS. SALESMAN-PANKHO ME LADIES OR GENTS NHI HOTA SANTA-KESE NHI HOTA 1 BAJAJ KA DE OR EK Usha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta Cigratte Pe 2 Metre Pipe Laga Kr Pe Raha Tha. Santa : Tu Pipe Laga Kar Cig Q Pe Raha Hai Banta : Doctor Ne Kaha, Cigaret-bidi Se Dur Rehna.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa 2 Banta: Yeh doctor log operation karne se pehle Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen? Banta: Kahen patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: kal pehli vari Teri bhabi di yad bhulawan wastay SHARAB di botal da Sahara litta. Dost: Fer ki Hoya? Santa: Hona ki si ? Lulli phas gayi Botal vich. :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Santa Use Ghur Raha Tha! Wife Romantic Hokar: Kuch Karne Ka Irada Hai Kya? Santa 2 Thappad Maar Ke Bola: Mere Garm Pani Se Kyu Nahayi!! By -nripendebnath
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa film Director: U have 2 jump in 2a swimng pool frm a 100ft.. Actor: But i dont know swimng sir.. Santa: don’t worry there iS no water.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Kyu Bhai Udas Kyu Baithe Ho? Banta: Ha Yaar! Meri Patni Ne Mujhe Notice Diya H Ki Agar Maine Sharab Nahi Chodi To Weh Mujhe Chodkar Chali Jayegi. Santa: Kitne Afsos Ki Baat H. Banta: Ha Yaar, Bahut Bhali Aurat H Mujhe Bahut Yaad Karegi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Went To Interview For FBI Agent. Interviewer: “Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?” Santa: “Thanks For Giving The Job Sir, I Would Immediately Start Investigation.“ -
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta- Week Mai Ek Baar Meri Patni Se Mera Jhagda Jarur Hota Hai. Aur Apka? Santa- Mera Mahine Baad Hota Hai, Kyuki Mujhe Salary Mahine Baad Milti Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ka Padosi Mar Gaya. Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi. Santa: Lo Batao,Kitni Lambi Umar Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: I got upper birth have not slept in nite. Banta: Y did not u try 2 xchange. Santa: There was nobody 2 xchange in lower birth.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:- Ek Aadmi Ganja Hai Fir Bhi Saloon Jata Hai ? Banta:- Qu ? Santa:- Qu Ki, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Saloon Uska Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl to Santa tumhare bina mera Zee nahi lagta.. Santa: ZEE nahi lagta toh, SONY Ya STAR PLUS laga le..!! Ye ladkiya bhi na..
    • 10 years ago



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  • What is d difference between Land Line & Mobile? KiLLer answer by Santa: Land Line ka Number hum ungli se Dial Karte hai n mobile ka Anguthe se.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Latest New santa banta jokes 2014 Santa student: Miss, kya aap mujhe raat ko call kar rahi thi?? Teacher: Nahi toh... Santa: Kamaal hai, subah mere mobile pe likha tha... . . . . MISS CALL..
    • 10 years ago



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  • :§:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::§:: Santa: maine apki dukan se murgi dana kharida tha DUKANDAR: to kya usme koi kharabi nikli Santa:mahina ho gya muje khet me boye ab tak murgi nhi ugi
    • 10 years ago



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