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  • Santa apni biwi k office gaya to usne dekha k uski biwi boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi. Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.Hushain2
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: banta bhai aaj hum log tab tak piyenge jab tak samne vale ped 3 ke 6 nahi dikhte?? . . . . . Waiter: bus karo saloo samne 1 hi ped hain.. ab kya pura jungle banaoge:D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa : Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane Hai. Mobile Shop Wala : Memory Card Hai Kya? Santa : Sochne Ke Baad . . . . . Nahi Memory Card Nahi Hai, RASHAN CARD Chalega? By - Yogi
    • 10 years ago



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  • interviewer- where does d sun go in the Night Santa- it doesn’t go anywer. Intrvr- superb pls continue. Santa- bcoz of darkness v r unable 2 c it!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Khubsurat Ladki Ko Dekh Kr Pucha-Ap Kaha Rehti Ho? Ladki-M.G.Road Pe Santa-Kya Baat He Itni Khubsurat Ho Ke Bhi Road Pe Rehti Ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u’ll die. Santa: U’ll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform. Q: How did Santa cheat the railways? A: He bought the ticket and didn”t travel.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA NE P.C.O PE JATE HI, P.C.O WALE KO 2 THAPPAD LAGA DIYA. SOCHO KYON? BECAUSE P.C.O KE BAHAR LIKHA THA, DIAL KARNE SE PAHLE 2 LAGAYE.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar Mere Biwi Mujhe Chod Ke Chale Gaye... Banta: Pakka Tu Uska Khayal Nhi Rkhta Hoga.. Santa: Nhi Yaar... Sagi Behan Ke Tarha Khayal Rkhta Tha Uska..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • banta ki shadi me bar-bar pani pilaya ja rha tha santa bhukh se pareshan hokar chilaya: Bhai Biryani milegi kya? Pani Gale me Atak gaya hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Admi Khade-khade Chaabi Se Apna Kaan Khujla Raha Tha Santa Use Gaur Se Dekhte Hue Bola- Bhaisahab, Aap Start Nahi Ho Rahe To Dhakka Lagau.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sales-man Ne Santa Ka Darwaja Khatkataya Aur Puchha Sales-man: “ Ji, Cockroch Ke Liye Powder Loge Kya? ” Santa: “ Nahi, Hum Cockroch Ko Itna Laad-Pyar Nahi Karte, Aaj Powder Laga Denge To Kal Sala Deo Mangega
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa after looking a slim girl- Chehra tera khas nahi, Haddiyo me tera mass nahi, Propose main tujhe khak karu… 14 feb tk tere jeene ki aas nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: R u ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did u break anything? Santa: No, theres nothing down here Send As Email.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye. Bolo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ka Jb Antim Samay Aaya Or Aakhiri Waqt Uske Beto Ne Pocha=Ap Bataye K Apko Hum Jalaye Ya Dafnaye? Santa=Mujhse Mat Pocho Surprise Dena Raj.
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता- यार तूने कभी सोचा है कि अस्पताल में ऑपरेशन से पहले मरीज को बेहोश क्यों किया जाता है? बंता- अगर बेहोश नहीं किया और मरीज ने ऑपरेशन करना सीख लिया तो डॉक्टर के धंधे की तो वाट लग जाएगी।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl- Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho..? Banta- Haan Girl- Lekin Tume To Meri Parwaah Hi Nahi. Banta- Oye Pyar Karne Wale Kisi Ki Parwaah Nahi Karte..
    • 10 years ago



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  • anta : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..? Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता को सपने में लड़की ने चप्पल से मारा। अगले 2 दिनों तक संता अपने बैंक नहीं गया, क्योंकि वहां लिखा था- हम आपके सपने को हकीकत में बदलते हैं।
    • 10 years ago



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