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  • Santa Ek Din Bijli Ki Dukaan Mein: Do Fan Dena Ek Ladies Aur Ek Gents. Dukaan Wala: Fans Mein Ladies AurGents Nahi Hota Yar! Santa: Kyon Nahi Hota Ji Ek Bajaj Ka De Aur Ek Usha Ka…
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  • SaNTa 2 a GirL- "KuTTa MaR GaYa RaJai Me, Mai PaGaL Hu TeRi JuDai Me.. * "HaaThi NaLi Me BeH NaHi SaKTa, Ye SaNTa TeRe BiNa ReH NaHi SaKTa
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता: मैं दुनियां के सारे अस्पतालों में हो कर आ चूका हूँ। बंता: नहीं, तुम अभी तक एक अस्पताल में हो कर नहीं आए होगे। संता: हो ही नहीं सकता, तुम उस अस्पताल का नाम बताओ। बंता: जनाना अस्पताल। संता: अरे यार, वहाँ तो मैं पैदा ही हुआ था।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc. Doc: wht happened? Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa - "why are all these people running? Banta - "This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Santa - "If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Banta Se, Santa: Mere Teen Bete Engineer Ban Gye Magr Ek Beta Daku Ban Gya, Banta: To Use Ghar Se Nikaal Do, Santa: Yehi To Problam Hai Kamakar To Whi Laa Rha Hai..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu ki roti par se chuha gujar gaya Pappu: Ab mein ye roti nahi khaunga Santa: Kha le beta chuhe ne kon si chapplen pahni hui thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Class Me Hans Raha Tha 1 Ladki Boli STaNd UP Kaun Ho Tum?? . . Santa :- Tum Kaun Ho? . . . Ladki :- Mai MONITOR Hun. . . . Santa :- Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha. Tere Din Gaye Pagali Ab Laptop Aur LCD Ka Zamana Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai, Lala:ha, santa:acha vala hai, Lala:ha, Santa: achi quality ka hai, Lala:ha bhai ha, Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jagjit Singh: Ye Daulat Bhi Lelo.. Ye Shaurat Bhi Lelo.. Ye Daulat Bhi Lelo, Ye Shaurat Bhi Lelo... Santa: Ye Bechara Bahut Pareshan Hai Iski Aurat Bhi Lelo
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne ~ F A M O U S ~ T A T T O O ~ S H O P ~ me Girlfriend ka naam apne haath par likhwaya "Latest Tattoo Designs" me. Ghar aane ke baad jor jor se rone laga, Banta: kyun rorahe ho? Santa: Abey, Girlfriend ki spelling galat ho gaye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-banta ek dawat me gaye... . . . Ek aadmi ne pucha : aap dono kaun...??? . . . Santa : mai ladke walo ki taraf se... . . . Banta : aur mai ladki walo ki tarafse... . . . Aadmi : kamino aj mere baap ki 13vi h yaha...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa :Judge Sahab, Mujhe Talaq Chahiye Pichhle Ek Saal Se Meri Biwi Ne Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki. Judge :Ek Baar Firse Sochle, Aisi Biwi Kismat Se Milti Hai !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tamilian Calls Up Santa & Says: Tamil TheriMaa?? (Meaning: Do U Know Tamil?) Santa Gets Angry & Replies: Hindi Tera Baap!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-Yaar Tune Itne Chote ChoteBaal Kyu Katwaye? Santa-Wo Yaar Hajjam ke Pass chhutte Nahi The 3 Rupye To Maine Bola 3 Rupye Ka Aur Kaat do.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ki Maa:- 20 Saal Tak Meri Koi Aulad Nhi Hui Press Reprter: Fir Apne Kya Kiya? Maa:Fir me 21 Saal ki hui to Papa ne Meri Shadi Karai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-Why Do U Prefer Prepaid Connection Over Postpaid Banta- Prepaid Me Bahut Faida Hai.. Isme Call K Baad Bill Badhne K Bajaye Kam Hoti.
    • 10 years ago



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