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  • Ek Aadmi Badhi Der Tak Bolne Ke Baad Jab Stage Se Niche Utra,
    To Ek Firangi News Reporter Ne Pucha,
    Aapke Yaha To Neta Bahut Der-Der Tak Bolte H,
    Tab Uss, Aadmi Ne Muskura Kar Jawab Diya,
    Netaji To Abhi Aayenge. Abhi To Mick Testing Chal Rahi Thi.
    :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa-Gajini Me Amir Ne Itni solid Body Kese Bnayi hogi? BNTA-Jab Wo Jim Se Waps Aata Tha To 15Min K Bad Bhul Jata tha or fir Wapas Jim Jata Tha isliye.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa:Babaji mujhe koi aisa kam batao jisme log apna kaam khud kare or paise mujhe de. Babaji:Tum sulabh shauchalay main naukari kar lo
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Khudkushi Par Speech De Raha Tha Khudkushi Paap Hai Zulm Hai Gunah Hai Buzdili Hai Pagalpan Hai Khudkushi Krne Se Behtar Hai, Insan Khud Ko Goli Maarle!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Santa says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why... Santa says hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.
    • 9 years ago



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  • History ke teacher ne puchha-Kalidas ka 1 Bhai jute banata tha, Uska naam kya tha? SANTA ne socha Bahut socha phir jawab diya- . Addidas.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole: ‘VAR MANGO VATS’ Santa: Prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein vaisa nahi hu.. ‘MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa or Banta chess khel rahe the, Santa : Aab bus hua. hum khel band karte hain. Banta: thik hain, waise bhi tumhara ghoda, aur mera hathi hi bacha hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa 100 ke note par likha number dial kar raha tha. Banta ne poocha: Yeh tu kya kar raha hai? Santa: Dekh raha hoon, Gandhiji to chale gaye, par unka mobile kiske paas hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • jabardast Joke.. Bnta to Snta..;)) Bnta:"Yaar Snta Maan lo ap bus me safar kr rhe ho..Apke pet me jabardast gas ban gyi h.. Itteffak se gana jor se baj rha h.. . Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue aapne v bade smartly trick se gane ki dhun me dhun milate hue releas kr di.. . Aur kisi ko pta v nhi chla..:p jab aap utarne lage to aapne dekha sab aapko ghoor rhe h Aur achaanak aapko yaad aaya ki.. . . . . . . . Gana to aapne Headphone par Chalaya tha...:p:D :O :D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Grahak Apni Plate Mein Jhankta Hua,
    Bola- Yeh Kya H?
    Mujhe To Tari Hi Tari Dikhayi De Rahi H,
    Isme To Meet Bilkul Bhi Nahi Dikhayi De Raha.
    Waiter: Hoga Shahb Dekho To.
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    Grahak: Kya Khak Hoga, Ise To Tum Mangalwar Ko Kisi Pandit Ji Ko Bhi Khilao To Unka Bhi Dharmbrasht Nahi Hoga.
    :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Khubsurat Ladki Ko Dekh Kr Pucha-Ap Kaha Rehti Ho? Ladki-M.G.Road Pe Santa-Kya Baat He Itni Khubsurat Ho Ke Bhi Road Pe Rehti Ho.
    • 9 years ago



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  • पप्पू:-यार ! मैं जो भी काम शुरू करता हूं
    मेरी बीवी बीच में आ जाती है ।
    संता:-तू ट्रक:truck: चला कर देख,
    शायद किस्मत साथ दे दे |
    :smiley::smiley::smiley:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa at petrol pump Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do. Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol dalva ke kahan jana hai? Santa: Jana kahan hai hum to aise hi paise urate hain!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa aur jito hm ko ldki psnd hai, shaadi kb krni hai? ladki wale: abhi to hmaari ladki study kr rhi hai. santa: to hamara ladka kaun sa bachha hai jo kitaab faar dega
    • 9 years ago



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  • Titanic was sinking. Santa: How much the earth is far from here? Banta: 1 kilo meter. Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?" Banta: Downwards!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa-Yaar Tune Itne Chote ChoteBaal Kyu Katwaye? Santa-Wo Yaar Hajjam ke Pass chhutte Nahi The 3 Rupye To Maine Bola 3 Rupye Ka Aur Kaat do.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa-Kal Tum Mayke Gayi Piche Se Chor Aaye aur Mujhe Bahut Peeta Wife-Aapne Shor Nahi Machaya? Santa-Mai Teri Tarah Darta Nai Jo Chilaau.
    • 9 years ago



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  • SNTA Radio Thik Karwane Gya. Mechanic Ne Kaha-Ye Thik He Par MAUSAM Kharab He Isliye Ni Chal Rha SNTA-Le 100 Rs.MAUSAM Naya Dalde
    • 9 years ago



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