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  • Santa-What Is Difference Between COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop? Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa- Tu Mirror ke samne baith kar kyun padhta hai? . . . . . . Banta- Iske 3 fayde hain. . . 1. Sath me revision ho jata hai. . . 2. Khud pe nazar bhi rehti hai. . . . 3. Padhne ke liye company mil JAti.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jeeto: Sharam aani chahiye, tumhare Banta ki bibi ke saath sambandh hain. Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala? Jeeto: Kal Banta aaya tha, usne tumhara underwear pehna hua tha.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Banta Bhai Aj Hum Log Tab Tak Piyenge Jab Tak Samne Vale Ped 3 Ke 6 Nahi Dikhte?? Waiter: Bus Karo Salo Smne 1 Hi Ped Hai..ab Kya Pura Jungle Banaoge
    • 9 years ago



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  • SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai, Lala:ha, santa:acha vala hai, Lala:ha, Santa: achi quality ka hai, Lala:ha bhai ha, Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa and Banta went for a drive. Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not? Banta puts his head out & says “Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!”
    • 9 years ago



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  • संता- मैंने 100 महिलाओं से यह जानने की कोशिश की कि वे कौन सा शैंपू यूज़ करना पसंद करती हैं। बंता- फिर, पता चला? संता- ज्यादातर ने एक ही जवाब दिया - फौरन मेरे बाथरूम से बाहर निकल जाओ।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha. Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya? Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa:Babaji mujhe koi aisa kam batao jisme log apna kaam khud kare or paise mujhe de. Babaji:Tum sulabh shauchalay main naukari kar lo
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Officer Ne Jab Apni Girlfriend Ko Kamre Mein Aate Dekha,
    To Bahut Hi Sakhat Lehaje Mein Apni,
    .
    Khubsurat Steno Se Bola – “Agar Office Mein Chair Table Ki Kami H To,
    Iska Matlab Ye Nahi H Ki Tum Meri Goad Mein Cha Dkar Baith Jao”
    :grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:
    • 9 years ago



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  • संता प्रवचन सुनकर घर आया और पत्नी को गोद में उठा लिया. पत्नी : – क्या गुरूजी ने रोमांस करने के लिए कहा है ? संता : – नहीं पगली, उन्होंने तो कहा है कि अपने दुःख खुद उठाओ …!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Interviewer-To bataiye PANI k bina Insan kaise Marega? Santa-PANI nhi hoga to insan tair nhi payega.Tair nhi payega to doob jayega aur mar jayega.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dr: Kya hua?? Kaise aana hua?? Santa: Kuch nahin. Tabiyat theek nahin lagti. Dr: Sharab peete ho kya?? Santa: Theek hain. Ek chhota peg bana do .!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Snta:- Ye Thums Up Walo Ne Paresaan Kr Rkhhaa H..,, Bnta:- Q..??? Snta:- Yar BV Roz Raat Ko Thodi Si Pila K Zid Krti H CHALO AAJ KUCH TUFAANI KRTE H...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa to Banta :- Agr tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya h. toh tokri k aadhe Ande tere..Aur ye bhi bata de ki Ande Kitne h... . to 10 k 10 tere.... Aur . agar ye Bhi bata de ki Ande Kiske h... . to Murgi bhi teri.... . Banta :- Abey koi HINT TO De Lo karlo bat
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa aamlet bana raha tha usne aanda tora to aanda khali nikla! Santa haran hokar bola ghor kalyug hai murgiye vi abortion karwane lagi hai!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa in Lift..very funny hindi sms Girl : mehnga perfume laga k lift me ayi, or SANTA ko akad k boli Cobra perfume, Rs.6000.. 2nd girl ayi : Jasmeen perfume"Rs.7000 .. achanak lift ruk gayi or khuch smell aayi dono ladkiyon ne apna naak pakda Or SANTA ko dekhne Lagi.. SANTA with smile:- "Muli"14 Rupey Kilo..... Santa Madhosh m/ ladkia Behosh
    • 9 years ago



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