Santa: yar Banta tu mujhse bahut sari baten chupata h....
Banta: nahi yar aisa nahi h...
Santa: nahi yar tune chupai h mujhse baat.
Banta: nahi chupai yar...
Santa: Mai bol raha Hun na ki mujhe pata h tune mujhse baat chupai h...
Banta: acha to phir Bata na ki kya baat chupai h.
Santa: sale jab tune baat chupa hi li to mujhe kaise pata chalega ki tune kaun si baat chupai h...
Teacher Class Mein Students Ko History Padha Rahi Thi.
Subject Tha Babar Ki Bharat Par Chadayi Aur Panipat Ki Pehli Ladayi.
Ekdum Teacher Ne Pappu Se Pucha- Pappu, Babar Bharat Mein Kis Year Mein Aaya Tha.
Pappu Khade Hokar Bola- Jee Pata Nahi
Teacher: Kya Tumhari Aaknhe Kamjor Hai Ya Dhayn Kahi Aur Hai,
Samne Board Se Dekhkar Padh Nahi Sakte?
Pappu: Mam, Mein Soch Raha Tha Ki Yeh Uska Phone Number H.
Banta Cigratte Pe 2 Metre Pipe Laga Kr Pe Raha Tha.
Santa : Tu Pipe Laga Kar Cig Q Pe Raha Hai
Banta : Doctor Ne Kaha, Cigaret-bidi Se Dur Rehna.
By -R J vishal
Santa: Aise Jeevan Se To Accha H Mein Marr Jaun,
Bhagwan Tu Mujhe Utha Le.
Santo: Hey Prabhu! Inse Pehle Mujhe Utha Le
Santa: Parbhu! Tu Isi Ki Sun, Mein Apni Arji Wapas Leta Hu.
Santa: Mera ghar itna bada hai ki usme local train chalti hai.
Banta: Yeh to kuchh bhi nahi hai,
mera ghar itna bada hai ki
agar ek se dusre kone chale jaao to roaming lagti hai.
Santa toilet gaya to
diwar per likha tha,
"duniya chaand per
phuch gai hai, aur tum
yaha baitho ho?"
Santa ne likh diya,
.
.
"bas ye kerke, me bhi
jaa rhaa hun."
Banta:" What Is Difference Between
COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop..???
.
.
.
Santa:" COFFEE Shop Is The Starting
Point Of LOVE..
&
WINE Shop Is Ending Or Last Point
Of LOVE..:p :O :D
Santa ne chalenge kiya.....
"Ki woh kutubminar ko sr pe rakh k mumbai le jayega"...
Sare news wale waha pahuch gye....
Tab bola "Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de"
Santa Ek Mobile Bechane Wale Se
Larai Kar Raha Tha.
Logon Ne Puchha Kya Huva
Santa: Mene Mobile Kharida To Bola Tha
Mobile Me Lock Bhi H,
Ab Ye Tala, Chhabi Kuch Nahi De Raha.
Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa,
Last Year The Name-Plate Outside ur House Read Santa Singh B.A.
This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A.,
Wen Did u Finish urs Masters Degree?
Santa Singh: "You Don't Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.
Den I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again
Santa-Banta ki khub pitai hui… Par kyu ?
.
.
.
Kyu ki..
Dono Bday party mein muft
Ka khana khaate hue pakde gaye,
aur
Kehne lage: Hum ladki walo ki taraf se hain!!
1 aadmi chabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha
.
.
.
.
Santa use dekh raha tha
.
.
.
Kuch der bad bola- Bhai sahb agr app start nahi ho rahe ho to dhakka lagadu....
IIT exam,
Santa got 1 question.
Prove
Sin x = 6n
Santa cancelled ‘n’ from both the sides.
Then
six=6
&
wrote:
“Kuch to standrd rakha karo IIT k ques ka”
Police: Car Gas Par Hai
Santa: Nahi Sir
Police: Petrol Par
Santa: Nahi Sir
Police: Diesel Par
Santa: Nahi Sir
Police: Phir Kis Par Hai
Santa: Installment Par Hai.
Teacher: Which animal flies in the air, but gives birth to young ones on land?
Santa (excited for the first time because he knows the answer)
Santa: AIRHOSTESS!