Santa Banta Jokes

faaadu santa. . . . Doctor: Tumhare Kaan Kaise Jale? . . Santa: Main Kameez Istari Kar Raha Tha, Ke Phone Aa Gaya. Maine Jaldi mein Phone Ki Jagah Istari Kaan Ko Laga Li . ... . . . Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kaise Jala? . . . . . . . . Santa: Ab Ambulance Ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na...

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Santa Oxford University Me Professor Tha.. Wah Wah Santa Oxford University Me Professor Tha.. Niche Kya Dhund Rahe Ho Joke To Upar Tha

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Santa: mere frnd ne chupke se Mere mobile se meri gf ka no:le liya. Banta: fir kya hua..? Santa: Bewakoof kal raat se Apni bahen ko Romantic msgs bhej raha hai. ha ha ha

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Santa Aur Banta Ne Samandar Ke Kinare Board Dekha Jispe Likha Tha "Doobtey Ko Bachane Wal Ko 500 Ka Inam" Santa: Main Jump Lagata Hun Tum Muje Bachana Is Tarha 500 Milenge Hum Fifty Fifty Krenge. . Ye Keh Kar Santa Ne Jump Laga Di. Banta Khamoshi Se Dekhta Raha Toh Banta Ne Chilla Ke Kaha: "Muje Tairna Nhi Aata Tum Mje Bachate Kyun Nahi? Banta: Tum Ne Board Ke Neeche Nahi Padha, Neeche Likha Tha "Laash Nikalne Wale Ko 2000 Ka Inaam"

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santa : yaar banta ye automaticlly kya hota hai banta : are bevkoof tujhe itna bhi nahi pata jab auto mein koi takly baith jati hai na to use aotumaticlly kehte hai

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Jewellery Shop Mein Santa Ki, Zabardast Pitaayi Ho Gai. Y ? Santa Ne Sales-girl Se Kaha: Aapki Ek Ek Item Gazab Ki Hai. Sone Ka Kya Rate Lengi.

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Santa Banta Ko Thappad Mara Banta-Ye Tune Mazak Me Maara Ya Seriously Santa-Seriously Banta-Fir Thik Hai,Muze Mazak Bilkul Pasand Nahi

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Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal. Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai. Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.

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Santa: Biwi Se Ladai Khatm Ho Gyi Kya? Banta: Haa, Ghutne Tek K Aayi Thi Mere Paas. Santa: Achha? Kaise? Bnta: Boli, Bed K Niche Se Niklo, Ab Nhi Marungi.

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Santa:Aaj Meri Bakri Ne Anda Diya Banta:Bakri Kab Se Anda Dene Lagi H Santa:Hum V.I.P Log H Humne Apni Murgi Ka Naam Bakri Rakha hai.

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Banta dairy likh raha tha "aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki, isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me . . . . mama banunga ya mami" :D :D

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After returning back from a foreign trip, santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?

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Santa: I Got Married Because I Was Tired Of Cooking, Cleaning Home And Washing Clothes. Banta: Amazing, I Got Divorce For The Same Reason.

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Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.:D

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Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di Banta : Kyun? Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha “KAMINE” film dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi “BLUE” film dekhoge kiaaaa

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santa daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula, banta- mai khol du, santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil raha hai.

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Santa: Apni Biwi Se Santo Jo Tu Padh Rahi H Na Wo Newspaper Ulta H. Santo: Santa Ji Kisne Kaha Mein Padh Rahi Hu Mein To Sirf Photo Dekh Rahi Hu

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Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala? Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi. Pasenger-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The. Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.

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SANTA at medical store: I need poison MAN:I cnt sell u until u hav prescription SANTA showed his Weding card MAN:sir badi botal dun ya choti

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Santa : "Ek Kilo Gaay Ka Dhoodh Dena." Banta : "Lekin Tumhara Bartan To Bahut Chhota Hai." Santa :"Theek He To Fir BAKRI Ka De de."

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