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  • Banta- Week Mai Ek Baar Meri Patni Se Mera Jhagda Jarur Hota Hai. Aur Apka? Santa- Mera Mahine Baad Hota Hai, Kyuki Mujhe Salary Mahine Baad Milti Hai....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girlfriend- Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho.. Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe! Santa- Oye, Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता को अपना कुत्ता बेचना था. बंता उसे खरीदने वाला था. . . . . . . बंता - क्या यह कुत्ता वफादार है? . . . . . संता - हां जी, मै इसको तिन बार पहले भी बेच चूका हू, ये इतना वफादार है की हर बार मेरे पास वापिस आ जाता है.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Train Chali, Santa 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye.. TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai. Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SantaKo Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne ~ F A M O U S ~ T A T T O O ~ S H O P ~ me Girlfriend ka naam apne haath par likhwaya "Latest Tattoo Designs" me. Ghar aane ke baad jor jor se rone laga, Banta: kyun rorahe ho? Santa: Abey, Girlfriend ki spelling galat ho gaye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ko nahate hue mahbooba ki yaad aa gayi to farmaya ki, dil me h tumhara akx or haath me h sabun lux tumhara khayal aata raha or lux sabun jhaag bnata raha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Ye pyar kab hota hai? Banta: Jab time khrab chal raha ho, rahu ketu or shani ki dasa kharab ho, apka mangal kamjor ho, aur bhagwan maze lene ke mood mein ho....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa - My wife died yesterday.. Im trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do? Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine she Came Back.
    • 10 years ago



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  • In A Cricket Ground.. Security : Cricket Match Is Over Now Why R U Stil Sitting? Santa: Oye…Yaar.. I Am Waitin For Highlights!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- kaal mujhe pata laga ki mere sharir mai bilkul bhi iron nhi hai. Banta-apko kaise pata chala? santa- maine mangnet laga k dekha tha chipka hi nhi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa. Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb Nurse : Married? Patient : No, car accident
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Are Yaar Ye Mobile To Mujhe Kangal Kr Dega Banta:Q? Santa:Baar Baar Dikhata Hai Battery Low Ab Tak 50 Battery Badal Chuka Hu
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa : Dad, you will soon become a rich man. Santa k Dad : How? Santa : 2morow my teacher will teach me how to Convert paise in2 rupees.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya.. Banta: Kitne Run Banaye? Santa: Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or mai Out Ho Gaya. Banta: Shit Yaar so close!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Teacher Ko Susu Ke Naam Se Sakht Nafrat Thi. . Teacher Ne Students Se Kaha Jab Susu Aaye To Bolna :- Aap Aaya Hai. . . Ek Din Santa singh Ko POTTY AaRahi Thi aur Wo Buri Buri Shakle Bana Raha Tha . Teacher :- Aap Aaya Hai ? . . . Santa:- Nahi, Aap Ka Baap Aaya Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता: यार तेरी लाइफ में कोई लड़की क्यूं नहीं आती? बंता(शायराना अंदाज में): जिंदगी हमारी यूं सितम हो गई, खुशी ना जानें कहां दफन हो गई, बहुत लिखी खुदा ने लोगों की तकदीर में मोहब्बत, जब हमारी बारी आई तो स्याही खत्म हो गई.
    • 10 years ago



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