Santa Banta Jokes

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****. Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

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santa ki wife ne sms kiya ki ghar kab aa rahe hoo?? zwab main santa ne sms kiya ki 20-25 min main....or zyada late hoo jaye toh sms fir se padh lena......

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Santa: Maine Apki Dukan Se Murgi Dana Kharida Tha Dukandar: To Kya Usme Koi Kharabi Nikli Santa:mahina Ho Gaya Muje Khet Me Boye Ab Tak Murgi Nahi Ugi ..

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Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. Banta: Amazing,I got divorce for the same reason.

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SANTA-Bhiga sa lagta h alam mujhe.. Bhigi si lagti hai subah mujhe.. Bhiga lag raha h saara jahan mujhe.. BANTA-uth saale, bistar par moot diya h.

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Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi

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Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar Electricity Nahi Hoti To Kya Hota? Banta : Kuch Nahi Yaar, Hume Candle Light Me T.V Dekhna Padta.

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santa ne 1 Qstn pucha aur Teacher behosh!!! Question= BLACK is colour. WHITE is also a colour. But BLACk & WHITE TV is not COLOUR TV. y?

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Santa ne BUS ME 2TICKET Li Conductor-2 Q? Santa-1 kho gyi to DUSRI RAHEGI. Cndtr-AGAR DUSRI KHO GAYI TO. SAnta-TO "PASS" KAB KAAM AYEGA.

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Santa says: " Duniya Ka har ek Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina Shayad Samundar Paar Kar Sakta hai.." . Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina "Pyar" Nahi Kar Sakta".. . . Plz Coperate,,, Aaj Santa Serious hai..!

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Santa: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha aayega? Dr: 50 hajar. Santa: Agar plastic hum de to. Dr: (Gusse Se) Saale pighla kar chipka bhi lena!

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Santa: Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai? Salesman : 1 Lakh Rs. Santa: Why Anything Special? Salesman : Light Chali Gayi To Automatic Off Ho Jayega. Santa : Oh, Pack It.

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Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya.. . 1 Admi ne pucha:" santa, Kya Darwaza Bechnahai.. ?? . Santa:" Nhi Tala Khulwana hai.. Chabi gum ho gye hai.. Hanso mat Joke abhi aage hai.. . . . . Admi santa se:" Agar ghar me chor ghus gayato.. ?? . . Santa:" abe Andar kaise jayega darwaza to humare paas hai.. Hahaha ....

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‚ New Santa Banta jokes in Hindi ‚ Santa Date pe Gya, After dinner Ahista se bola Main kuch kehna chahta hu ,tm Naraz to nhi hogi? Girl shrma k-Nhi ap Kaho na Santa-Bill adha-2 kr le.

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Judge: Tumhe Bai- Ijjat Bari Kiya Jata H.
Kyunki Jo Scooter Churane Ka Aarop Tum Par Lagaya Tha
Use Koi Sach Sabit Nahi Kar Paya.
Chor: Kush Hokar. Iska Matlab H Ab Ye Scooter Mera Ho Gaya.
:smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:

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Santa Platfrom k side leta tha Banta-Kya kar rahe ho? Santa-Sucite Banta-to beach me leto Santa-Dar lagta he…@Hushain2

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Biwi: Jo Aadmi Roj Raat Ko Sharab Peekar Aata H,
Uske Liye Mere Maan Mein Bilkul Bhi Hamdardi Nahi H.
Pati: Jise Roj Sharab Pine Ko Milti Ho,
Use Kisi Ki Hamdardi Ki Jarurat Nahi Hoti.
:grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:

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Santa Ne Ek Beautiful Ladki Ko Dekha Toh Jaake Usey Kiss Kar Daala ! . . Girl:- Stupid Kya Kar Rahe Ho !!? . . . . . . . . Santa:- B.C A Final Year...

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1 aadmi chabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha . . . . Santa use dekh raha tha . . . Kuch der bad bola- Bhai sahb agr app start nahi ho rahe ho to dhakka lagadu....

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Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta Santa:Phir tune kya kiya Banta:Maine kha saalon Aik Aik karke ao Santa:Phir Banta:Phir kya Saalone Aik Aik karke dubaara peeta

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