3 Boys proposing to 3 Girls
1= Tu meri Laila, te main tera Majnu.
2= Main tera Ranja, te tu meri Heer.
3= (SANTA) Tu meri Zaara, te main tera VEER....!
Banta: Tum Tenstion Me Kyu Hai.?
Santa: Yaar Me Apni GF Ki Wajah Se Lakhpatti Ho Gya.
Banta: To Is Me
Tenstion Wali Kya Baat Hai.?
Santa: Main PahLe Carod Pati Tha.
Santa: Sabji Lene Gaya,
Sabji Wala Sabji Per Pani Chidak Raha Tha,
Santa Intezar Karta Raha, Jab Kafi Der Ho Gayi To
Bola, “Agar Inhe Hosh Aa Gaya Ho To Ek Kilo Tol
Do”.
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Gurdas Maan: Santa ji,aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaane hain,
us hisab se rate lagega?
Santa: 2-3 gaa kar prg shuru kar dena,
baad mein sharabi baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai.
Santa- God 1 kudi chahiye.
God- Muslim h to KATRINA KAIF dunga
Bania hai to YANA GUPTA
Panjabi hai to KAREENA KAPOOR
Bol tera naam kya hai?
Santa- Mohammed Santa Singh Agrwaal
Santa park me baitha tha.
Friend : Kya kar raha hai ?
Santa : Badla le Raha hu !
Frnd : Kaise?
Santar : Waqt Ne mujhe barbad kiya hai,
Ab me waqt barbad kar raha hu
Ek baar 1Train achanakpatri se utar
gayi,
Khetonmein idhar udhar
jaane
lagi aur fir wapas patri par aa gayi.
Railway walon ne enquiry bithai driver Santa pe.
Puchhaki kya hua.
Santa:Ek aadmi patri par khadatha aur
hat hi nahi
raha tha. Officer:Santa- Pagal ho
kya? 1admi ke liye tumnesare passengerski zindagi
jokhim mein daal di? Us 1 aadmi ko
kuchal denatha!!!
Santa:Main wahi to karnejaa raha tha
ki achanakwo patri se utar
karkhetonmein idhar udhar bhagne laga...
Santa Ki Wife Mar gai
Banta Usko Chup Karane K Bad-Tuje Kuch Chahiye
Santa-Jaldi Laptop Le Aa
Banta-Q?
Santa-Facebook Pe Status Change Karke Single Krna H