Santa Daru Pee Ke Tala Kholne Laga, Hath Kanpne
Ki Vajah Se Tala Nahi Khula,
Banta- Mai Khol Du,
Santa- Mai Khol Lunga, Tu Ghar Ko Pakad, Sala
Bahut Hil Raha Hai
Banta chabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha.
Santa use ghur ke dekh raha tha, kuch der baad bola
Arre Banta, agar tu start nahi ho raha hai,to dhakka lagau?
3 chor Santa , Golu aur Pappu ...
police se bachne ke liye 3 borio me
chup
gaye.
Police wale ne pehle bori par lat
maari.
Santa bola: bow bow..
Police wala: Isme kutta hai.
Fir dusri bori par lat mari..
Golu bola: meow meow...
Policewala: Isme billi hai...
Fir teesri bori par laat maari to koi
awaaz
nahi aayi.
Toh usne do laat maari fir bhi koi
awaaz nahi
aayi
fir 20-25 laat marne ke baad Pappu
zor se
bola:
Saale haramkhor aaloo hun aaloo.
Santa ki dadi mar gaye...
Ek admi bola:mujhe bhi sath le jati dadi...
Do char aur admio ne bola:mujhe bhi sath le jati dadi.
Santa: chup ho jao kamino,dadi kya tata suno se gaye hai jo tmhe bhi sath le jati...
Santa kumbh k mele me pray kar raha tha...
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Hey prabhu nayay karo..
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Hey prabhu nayay karo...
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Hamesha Bhai-Bhai bichadte hai
kabhi pati-patni pe bhi to try karo...:p :O
santa banta were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
santa : This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
santa: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
Santa: Yaar Banta Ye Shaadi
Ke Jode Kon Banta Hai..?
Banta: Aasmaan Me Bahgwan Bante Hai,
Santa: O Teri Yaar, Galti Ho Gye
Banta: Kyu..!
Santa: Main To Darji Ko De Aaya..!
Santa goes to buy a underwear.
On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.:D
In Biology practical exam:
Teacher: Is panchi k tange dekh k bataao ki iska naam kya hai..
Santa: Tange dekh k kaise bataao be..?
Teacher: NAALAKYAK!! Tumher zero milta hai. Apna naam bataao.!!
Santa: Ye le..meri taange dekh k likh le...:
Santa- Tu Mirror ke samne baith kar kyun
padhta
hai?
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Banta- Iske 3 fayde hain.
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1. Sath me revision ho jata hai.
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2. Khud pe nazar bhi rehti hai.
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3. Padhne ke liye company mil JAti.
Dad santa:tu exam mai pas ho ya fail,mai tujhe bike jaru dilaunga...
Banta: kaun si bike?
Santa: Pas hua to pulsar colg jane k liye,fail hua to rajdut dudh bechne k liye...