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Wife:- Aji Sunte Ho Ji? Husband:- Kya? Wife:- Wo Gupta Ji Ki Beti, Accounts Me 99% Marks Laayi. Husband:- To Baki Ka 1 Kaha Gaya? Wife:- Wo Apna Beta Laaya.

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Aman: Why Gandhi
has No Hair On His Head?

Adee:because He
speaks Only Truth.

Bant-Santa: Now Understand Why Girls
have Long Hair...!*!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Chand ke pass sitare bahut he,, Par sitaro ke pass chand ek hi he,,. Hamare jaise dost aapke pass bahut he,, Lekin aapke jaisa dost hamare pass ek hi he....

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Chehre Ki Hasi Se Har Gam Chupao,
Bahut Kuchh Bolo Par Kuchh Na Batao.
Khud Na Rutho Kabhi Par Sabko Manao,
Ye Raz Hai Zindagi Ka, Bas Jeete Chale Jao.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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If I reached for your hand, will u hold it ? If I hold out my arms, will u hug me ? If I go for ur lips, will u kiss me ? If I capture ur heart, will u love me ??

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Ye Duniya Tamam Muskilo Se Bhari Hai Agar Apko Raah Me Kahi Thokar Lag Jaye, Aur Aap Gir Jao To Ghabrana Mat, Uth Ke Khade Ho Jao Aur Jos Se Chilla Ko Bolo . . . . . . Abe Humka Kaun Dhakelish Be.

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India wins FIFA Cup : Once Sir Jadeja became the coach of Indian cricket team and guess what India won the Fifa world cup.

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आज का ज्ञान. . . पुराने ज़माने मे जिन्हे 'आशिक' कहा जाता था। आज - कल उन्हे ' गधा ' कहा जाता है। ज्ञान समाप्त..

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LITTLE GIRL WENT 2 SHOP-Jab Me Badi Ho Jaungi Mujse Shadi Kroge
SHOPKEEPER SMILNG-Ha Kar Lunga
GIRL-To Apni Hone Wali Wife Ko 1choclate B Nahi Doge???4:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Udas Lamho Ka Na Koi Malal Rakhana,
Tufan Me Bhi Wajud Sambhal Kar Rakhana,
Humare Liye Puri Jindagi Ho Aap,
Bas Yahi Soch Kar Apna Khayal Rakhana:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Wife :- Q.Ji, Roz Subah, Mere Chehre Pe Pani Q Dalte ho. . . . Husband:-Tere Baap Ne kaha tha, Ke Meri Beti PHOOL ki tarha hai. Ise Murjhane Mat Dena, Isliye subh pani deta hu

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Khawab Or BARISH doNo Ek JaisE hAiN, Jo HAmeshA "YAADGAAR" HotE hAiN, "FARQ" SirF itnA hy "BARISH" JiSM Bhigoti hy Or "Khawab" ShALwAr Bhigo detA hy

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डेरी मिल्क के एड मे सास बहु को चॉकलेट खाते बारात मे नाचते दिखाता है लेकिन भारतीय सेंसर बोर्ड के कारण दारु पीते नही दिखा पाता ! शमर्नाक

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Kuch To Meri Halat Ka Khayal Karo, Meri Bike Pe To Hamesha Ghoomte Ho, Kabhi To Apne Baap Ka Scooter Istemal Karo. SRparmar:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Judge – You are crossing the limits. Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge – How dare you call me saala? Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?.....By The Hunter

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Two girls are traveling in a train Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye? Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye. Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to? Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chale�ge. Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to? Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chale�ge . . . . . UPPER birth pe soya hua Santa bola: JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TO MUJHE UTHA DENA..!!!!!

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इस कदर तन्हा हूँ कि अगर मैं पहाड़ पर जाकर भी आई लव यू चिल्लाता हूँ तो: I have a boyfriend आवाज लौटकर आती है.

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Sanson Ki Maala Me Simroon Mein Di Ka Naam . . . Garibon Ki Batein Krte Krte Kejriwal Uncle Hogaye Badnaam . !!:-P:-D

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Arj Kiya Hai.
Delhi Ki Garmi Se Hai Skin Meri Jali,
wah Wah
Gaur Kijiyega
Delhi Ki Garmi Se Hai Skin Meri Jali,
.
Chura Ke Dil Mera Goriya Chali
:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

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In Biology Practical Exam:
Teacher: Is Panchi K Tange Dekh K Bataao Ki Iska Naam Kya Hai.
Santa: Tange Dekh K Kaise Bataao Be..?
Teacher: NAALAKYAK!! Tumhe Zero Milta Hai. Apna Naam Bataao.!!
Santa: Ye Le..meri Taange Dekh K Likh Le..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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