Jokes SMS

Premi ne apni premika ko maar dala kyon? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Janne ke liye dekhye CID

9 years ago

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Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai. Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho? Lady: Saal main 1 baar! Doctor: Infection nahi "ZANG" lag gaya hai.

9 years ago

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Zindagi ki raah mein aage chalte jana har pal,mur ke na dekh beete hue pal jo nahin tha tera tujhe nahin mila,jo milgaya uske sath guzaar apna har pal

9 years ago

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जिस हिसाब से धोनी बॉलिंग मे इतने चेंजिस् कर रहे है मुझे डर है कहीं वो दो ओवर अंपायर से भी न करवा दे।

9 years ago

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Tu chand mange me chand de du tu rat mange me rat de du tu dil mange me dil dedu tu jaan mange........ Abe bashkar dipartmental stor samaj rakha hai kya??

9 years ago

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Man:Humare America mein War ho gaya hai.. Sardar:Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai Man:wo kaise? Sardar:SomWar, MangalWar, BudhWar..!

9 years ago

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Pati-patni se kahta he good night" . patni- pati se khati he aise kaise good night" . tumhara LUND karo tight karlo mere CHUT se fight or giralo apna BIRLA WHITE.. . . Pati- mera ab ni hoga tight na girega birla white! Maine aj office me dekhi thi porn site!!

9 years ago

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Don ko 11 mulko ki police dhundh rahi he.. . . kyu ki. . . . . . . sabhi mulko ke logo ko Ra.One film ki ticket ke paise wapas chahiye..!

9 years ago

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Ladki - Mujhe Q Dekh Rhe Ho Tumhari Koi Behan Nhi Nhi Hai ?
Ladka - Hai Isliye Dekh Raha Hu !
Ladki - Matlab ?
Ladka - Meri Behan Ko Bhabhi Chahiye !:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

9 years ago

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Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se to hum madhosh ho gaye jab pata chala ki unki nazar hi tirchi hai to hum behose ho gaye

9 years ago

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Aaj Aapko Ek Secret Baat Batana He.

Ye Ki...Log Mere SMS Ko BHAGWAN Mante He.

KAISE??

Kyunki Jab Bhi Mera SmS Aata He Log Kehte He HEY BHAGWAN..:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

9 years ago

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Beta: papa Aapki Chain Khuli Hai. Papa: Sabke Samne Chain Nahi Makeup Box Bola Karo. Beta: Achcha! Papa Apna Makeup Box Band Karlo, Lipstick Dikh Rahi Hai

9 years ago

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Choti Si Pogo Story :-D
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Ek Baar Ek Ladka Hindi Ki Story Pad Raha Tha,
To Uske Man Mein Padte Hue Do Shabad Aaye,
Aur Usne Apne Papa Se Puchha
“Papa, Vishwas Aur Hakikat Mein Kya Fark Hai?”
Papa: “Beta, Teri Maan Meri Biwi Hai Ye Hakikat Hai, Lekin Tu MeraBeta Hai Wo Ek Vishwas Hai“:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

9 years ago

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जो लोग गाड़ी का पेट्रोल-टैंक फुल भरवा के खुद को अमीर समझ रहे हैं, . . . . उन्हें बता दूं क़ि मैंने अभी-अभी प्याज के परांठे खाये हैं।

9 years ago

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Sanjay Dutt : “Tu kya leke aaya tha, kya lekar Jayega ?” Hrithik : “Abe, ‘Kaho Na Pyaar Hai’ mein to bataya tha, Khaali Haat aaye the hum, Khaali Haat jaayenge”

9 years ago

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Patni- mene tumhe bina dekhe shadi ki....... can you belive me? . . . Pati- or meri himmat to dekho, mene tumhe dekhane ke bad shadi ki.

9 years ago

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Really A Killer Joke:
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Ek Aadmi K Daant Me Keeda Lag Gya..

Wo Doctor K Paas Gya To
Doctor
Bola- 4 Din Subah-Shaam
Doodh- Biscuit Lo & 5ve Din
Sirf Doodh Lo,

Keeda Jaroor Nikal Jayega................
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Usne 4 Din Doodh-Biscuit Liye
Aur
5ve Din Sirf Doodh Piya...........

Keeda Bahar Nikla Or Bola:

Aaj Biscuit Nahi H Kya.?:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

9 years ago

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Ek Doctor patient ke piche bhag raha tha. . . . . Logo ne Dr. se poocha, . aap q bhag rahe ho patient ke piche? . . . Dr. ne kaha = Ye Kamina har mahine brain ka operation karvane aata hai, Aur Muft mai baal katva ke bhag jata hai

9 years ago

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Girl:" Ye pyar kaise hota hai..?? . . . Boy:" Jab time kharab chal raha ho.. Shani ki dsha kharab ho.. Aapka mangal bhari ho or.. Bhagwan maza lene ke full mood me ho Tab pyar ho jata hai..

9 years ago

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India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai, Bolta B hai Chalta B hai Khata B hai Monchen hen us ki Pagri pehnta hai Naam hai uska? S=Sardar M=ManMohan S=Singh;-)

9 years ago

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